Week 1 - Camp Reunion, Sorta
"Hello everybody, and welcome to Total Drama Reunion! Chris McLean, the hottest host on TV. This season, the winner will get 2 Million Dollars! We have 28 of the previous contestants of this show on their way now! Who will be put through all of the gruesome challenges? Find out soon!"
Theme song plays...
Chris is on the Dock of Losers, and a long line of boats is waiting to drop off people. "How this will work is the boat will dock, the person will come off, and I'll introduce them. Everyone will then mingle in the Mess Hall and wait to find out what teams they are on and what their first challenge will be! Now, without further ado, let's introduce the first person back, Owen!"
Owen walks off of his boat with his suit case, and the boat leaves. "Hi Chris! It's good to see you!" Owen let's go of his suite case, and starts to walk towards Chris.
"Wooh! Back up Owen, you'll ruin my perfect hair!" Owen puts his arms down and hangs his head. Chris sees that he is sad. "So... you've competed in 3 seasons so far, and have even won one of them. Are you happy to be back?"
"Well of course!" By now Owen is full of happiness again. "I love all of my friends from Total Drama!"
"Great! Now please go to the Mess Hall and wait for your fellow contestants." Owen starts to walk off.
"Hey! Do you think there's any food?! No, wait... leave it as a surprise!" Owen starts to walk off again.
"Anyway, next to come back is Katie..." Katie walks off of her boat with her luggage. Sadie is right behind her. "...and of course Sadie." Chris starts to mumble. "I could have sworn they were supposed to come on different boats..." Katie and Sadie drop their stuff , hold each other's hands, and start to jump up and down.
"Ehhhh! I can't believe we're back Sadie!"
"I know, right! Ehhh!" They keep jumping around for a few more moments.
By now, Chris has covered his ears from the 'Ehhh!'ing, and has started to say, "Well now that you're here, you can go over to the Mess Hall, and wait for your fellow competitors." Katie and Sadie 'Ehhh!' one more time and starts their walk towards the Mess Hall. "Well now that those two headaches are gone, let's welcome Izzy!" Izzy runs onto deck without any luggage. "Hey, where's your luggage?"
"Oh! That's what I forgot! I'll be right back!" She runs back onto the boat as Duncan walks off with his duffel bag.
"Well if it isn't Duncan. How was the ride?" Duncan looks like he's about to loose it.
"You made me ride here with Izzy! I went about insane!" Chris just smirks. "Uhhhh! Why am I even here?"
"Because you signed a contract that said that said you'd compete in as many seasons that I want you to. Now please..." Chris is cut off as Izzy runs onto the dock with her stuff, and gets in front of Chris, blocking his view of the camera.
"Hey everyone one! I'm back! Woooh! I can't wait to see the crazy awesome things we're about to do!" Chris, quite annoyed with Izzy, steps infront of Izzy.
"Thanks for that intro Izzy. Now would you please go into the Mess Hall, and STAY there!" He glares at both of them, but especially Duncan. Duncan just shrugs and walks off while Izzy does her powder ball trick. "Now here come's Staci. Lucky for the others, I didn't put her on a boat with other people!" Staci walks onto the dock, being her annoying self.
"Did you know my Great Great Great Aunt invented the suit case? Before that, people just carried around clothes in thier arms when they traveled. It got very annoying, uh huh." Chris just looked rather annoyed, like he did with most of the others.
"Hopefully you won't be on for very long, but for the mean time, go to the Mess Hall and try to be as quiet as you can." Staci doesn't seem to be paying attention to Chris.
"You know that my Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandpa invent the dock. Before that, people would just drive into the beach, and..." She was cut off by Chris, who was still annoyed.
"I said, GO TO THE MESS HALL!" Staci stops what she's saying and starts to walk off while wishing her Great Great Great Great Uncle didn't invent anger. "Well now that little miss compulsive lier is gone, let's introduce Goth Girl Gwen." Gwen walks off of her boat with her luggage. "Do you think that you'll have a good run this season?"
"Well, if Leshawna is here, and Heather isn't, then yeah." Chris just smirks.
"Well good news, both of them will be here!" Chris looks pleased, but Gwen doesn't.
"How is that good news? It's terrible!" Chris once again smirks.
"I didn't say it was good news for you! Now we need to move along, so go to the Mess Hall." Gwen just walks off, having had enough of Chris. "Well let's introduce Mike back onto the show!" Mike walks onto the dock with his stuff.
"Hey Chris. Is Zoey going to be here?" Mike watches Chris for an answer.
"Of course he'd..." He realizes Mike is listening, and quickly changes the sentence. "I mean of course she'll be here!" Mike starts to look excited.
"Can I wait for her!?" Chris frowns for a minuet, but then smirks.
"Of course! In the Mess Hall! Now go so we can get to her faster." Mike gives Chris a glare, but starts to leave for the Mess Hall. All of a sudden...
"Ahhhh! Great molly, there's no food!" Chris just smirks, but Mike looks concerned.
"Who was that, and what happened!"
"Owen found out there's no food. Now go!" Mike just glares again, and walks off.
"Well now that he's gone, let's welcome Sam and his freak girlfriend!" Sam walks onto the deck with a game in his hands, while his demutated girlfriend walks on, also with no luggage. Paparazzi surround them in small rafts. In the background, you can see someone from the paparazzi carrying a swaying pile of luggage.
"Uh! I didn't get a proper introduction! And I'm not a freak!" Chris just frowns and goes over to the happy couple. He isn't very happy though.
"Great! You being a mutant monster was going to bring up the ratings! Oh well..." After a quick second, he grabs Sam's game. Sam scowls at him. "You know the rules, no video games, and no paparazzi!" Chris talks into his walkie talkie, and mumbles 'Let the sharks lose'. The next minuet, the boats are attacked by sharks. "Remind me to mention don't go swimming in the water this week. Anyway, go to the Mess Hall, and wait there. And I'll allow this guy keep carrying your luggage if he comes to me after he drops you stuff off." Dakota and Sam walk off, and while the paparazzi man walks by, Chris trips him, and all of the luggage falls on him.
"Oh, that was great! Anyway, lets welcome Dawn...?" Dawn just floats onto the dock with her luggage floating around her.
"Hi Chris. The island's energy seems much better than last time. I assume the animals were correctly demutated?" Dawn just looks at Chris in her sweet smile.
Chris nervously chuckles, and then says, "Of Course!" A scene then shows wild mutated animals being horribly treated in a messy, small, cramped lab with crazy looking scientist. "Anyway, go to the Mess Hall, and I'll see you there later." Dawn starts to float off. "Oh, and can you not levitate? It's freaking me out!" Dawn just shrugs, and gracefully touches the ground and walks off.
"So... I think Beth is on her way!" Beth all of a sudden runs off of her boat.
"I can't breath! Why did you put me with her!" Chris just laughs. "Not funny Chris!"
"Actually it is! Anyway, just head off to the Mess Hall." Beth doesn't comply for a second, but all of a sudden, gets scared and runs off. "Well that's good. Now I think I smell... Oh! My lungs!" Anna Maria walks onto the dock, one hand with a ton of luggage, the other with a can of hair spray, spraying it everywhere.
"Huh? What's up with yah?" Chris just puts on a gas mask, takes Anna Maria's hairspray can, and throws it into the water. A shark quickly swallows it whole. "Hey! That was one uf meh few hairspray cans!" She takes out a hairspray from one of her bags. "I guess yah can't handuh meh beauty!"
"Just go to the Mess Hall!" Anna Maria just shrugs, and walks off. "Well now that miss 'I want to kill everyone with my hair spray' is gone, I can talk now! And I think I see Jo coming!" Jo jogs up onto the dock holding her only bag. So far, she's the only girl with just one thing of lugage. When she stops, she jogs in place.
"Hey! I plan to actually get somewhere this year! I don't want that oph to mess with it!" All of a sudden, Lighting runs on.
"Sha-Lightning is here! Lighting is ready to win!" He notices Jo. "Oh hey dude!"
"I'm a girl!" Jo screams the whole thing to Lighting.
"Where!? Lightning sees no girl!" Jo face palms, while Chris laughs.
"Well as much as I'd like to continue this, you need to go over to the Mess Hall." Jo jogs off while Lighting runs past her.
"And here comes the most suprising victor yet! Let's give a big boo to Heather!" Heather walks onto the dock. She looks like she's going to punch Chris.
"Uhh! I'm back on this lame show with the lamest people in the world!" Chris, again, smirks.
"Well do you want to see Alejandro?" Heather all of a sudden turns into a happy mood... for her.
"You're asking me if I want to see that mean, narsistic, manipulative although handsome jerk?" Chris just looks at her for a minuet. "Of course I do!"
"Well just wait for him in the Mess Hall!" With that, Heather goes off to the Mess Hall. "Talking about Heather, here comes one of her biggest, and stupidest..." he mumbles the last part. "...enemy she has, Lindsey!" Lindsey walks onto the dock waving to the camera.
"Hi Cleve!" Lindsey just stares at Chris while he face palms.
"Will you please go to the Mess Hall?" Lindsey nods, and starts to walk off. As Chris is about to announce the next person, but Lindsey turns around.
"Ummm, what's the Mess Hall?" Lindsey just puts her finger up to her lips.
"It's where you go to eat!"
"Oh! Thanks Trish!" Lindsey walks off. Chris face palms again.
"Honestly, Trish is is a girl's name!" Chris is about to introduce the next person, but Zoey walks on talking to B. B is carrying Zoey's luggage.
"Thank's B for carrying my stuff! I owe you big time!" B just gives Zoey a thumbs up, or at least best he can.
"Well here comes commando Zoey and Berverly!" Zoey and B both just blush and look down.
"Mike!" Mike runs towards Zoey and gives her a big hug.
"Zoey! It's great to see you! You too B! I'll you with some of that." Mike takes some of the luggage and B smiles. "So anyway, some others are here already. Come on, lets go to the Mess Hall and find Dawn!" Zoey and B smile towards Mike, and they walk off.
"Wait.. what? I was supposed to introduce them! Anyway, let's welcome Alejandro!" Alejandro walks onto the dock, not in his metal suit. "And it looks like someone is out of their suit! Are you liking it?"
"Of course! I couldn't go around in that suit my whole life, could I amigo? These good looks can't be hidden!" Alejandro starts to show off his muscles.
"Anyway, I think love struck Heather is waiting for you. Will you join her...?" By the time Chris was done, Alejandro was gone. "So... let's welcome Scott." Scott walks onto the dock, because he is no longer paralyzed. He looks nervous at first because of the sharks in the water.
"Ummm, where's Fang?" Scott looks around the water to see if Fang is in it.
"Yeah! Fang! Come here Fang!" Fang jumps onto the dock, and Scott runs off. "Thanks Fang! I'll call for you if he needs a good scare, OK?" Fang just nods and goes back into the water.
"And now to introduce Noah!... who is reading a book." Chris rolls his eyes as he walks onto the dock. Chris grabs the book, and throws it to the sharks.
"Well that was nice." Noah starts up with his normal sarcasm.
"You won't have too much time to read if you want to get far in this completion. Now go to the Mess Hall, and I'll be there soon." Noah just rolls his eyes, and walks off.
"And let's welcome the Winner of Season 4, Cameron!" Cameron walks onto the dock, and his eyes are wide.
"Oh my gosh! My first safe camp! And the Dock! My first safely built dock!" Chris just rolls his eyes.
"I think some of your friends are in the Mess Hall. I think Mike and Zoey?" Cameron gets all excited, and runs off. "Well that go rid of him. Let's introduce Trent now!" Trent walks onto the dock with a whole lot of things. "Now please tell me that isn't all yours. That's way to much for any guy, unless if it's me!" He shines his smile.
"Of course not! It's mine!" Leshawna walks onto the dock with some stuff. "I needed some help with everything! Thanks again hunny!" Chris just rolls his eyes.
"Well you can put that all down in the Mess Hall. Now get so we can move on." Trent and Leshawna walk off. "Now here comes DJ!" Dj walks onto the dock with his suit case and a small cage. "Umm, dude, what's the cage for?"
"Oh, I need to find a Bunny the 6th! This year, I'm prepared though!" DJ sounds proud of himself.
"Well OK... I'll met you at the Mess Hall." DJ starts to walk off. Eva then walks off of the boat. She's listening to her MP3 loudly. "And here's Eva!" Eva walks past Chris. "Hey Eva! Eva! Oh well, she has a bad temper. Finally, let's introduce Brick!" Brick walks onto the dock, and salutes Chris.
"Cadet Brick here sir!" Chris just rolls his eyes.
"Just go to the Mess Hall."
"Sir yes sir!" Brick jogs off to the Mess Hall.
"He's so weird. Anyway, who will be teamed with who? Who will drive who crazy? What will the Challenge be, and who will be voted off first? Find out all of that and more after this break!"
In the Mess Hall
Over in the Mess Hall, most people are mingling. Heather and Alejandro are making out, Scott is just sitting alone carving something into the table, Anna Maria is walking around, with an air bubble around her because of the hair spray, and Duncan, Owen, and Gwen are talking.
"I can't believe there's no food yet!" Owen hangs his head.
"Oh cheer up Owen. I'm sure there'll be food after the challenge!" This causes Owen to look up and smile.
"Honestly, how can you even like this 'food'? It's the worst, most vile thing I have ever eaten!" Duncan lets his anger hang around like it normally does.
"Oh don't worry Cadet, I like this food too soldier!" Brick walks up towards Owen, and salutes him.
"Really! Oh I'm so happy!" Owen walks up towards Gwen, Duncan, and Brick. He manages to grab Gwen and Brick in a hug, but Duncan escapes it. Gwen just laughs, but Brick starts to get red to the face.
"Uhhmm, I think you're choking him Owen." Gwen is used to Owen's hugs, but she can tell Brick isn't faring so well.
"Oh, I'm sorry, ummm..." Owen realizes that he doesn't know who the guy is.
"I'm Brick! Nice to meet you!" He walks over to Owen, hand shakes him, walks towards Gwen, hand shakes her, but when he gets to Duncan, Duncan turns it down.
"I'm Gwen, and that's Duncan. Don't mine him, he's not the one to like touching. And I'm pretty sure you know this is Owen by now. He might seem scary at first, but you'll find he's just a large, loveable marshmallow." Gwen and Brick turn to see Owen hugging DJ. All of a sudden.
"Wooohhhh!" Izzy has some how found a rope, and is swinging from it. She land on Owen, and gives him a big hug. "Hey Big O! Boy, I'm happy to see you! Hey, I have an awesome story for you!"
"Awesome! I just love you stories!" Izzy gets off of Owen, and gets in front of him, Gwen, Brick, and Duncan.
"Hey you want to hear what I did just a few days ago? Well my dog, Buster, who's like so cool! He's like 'yeah! I'm foaming at the mouth!' Woof!" Izzy starts to laugh her normal crazy laugh. Meanwhile Chris comes into the Mess Hall.
"Hello campers. In just a minuet, you'll be put on two teams and asked to compete in your first.." He's cut off by Izzy.
"Well he went to chase after this squirl, but it like got bitten, and it started to foam too! Whooohh! Isn't stuff like that crazy!" Everyone just starts to stare at Izzy. "Oh, I'm sorry! I'll just finish it latter! You guys will love it!" Everyone just kind of shakes it off as Chris starts to talk again.
"Anyway, you're about to compete in your first challenge, so when I call your name, you'll go to either Team Trapped Beavers, or Caged Raccoons! So let's get go..." he's once again cut off.
"Uhhm Chris? Aren't those name disrespectful to the environment?" Dawn is already not a big fan of Chris this season.
"Well who cares if they are! Anyway, let's start of with Team Trapped Beavers! When I call your name, go over to the side! Beth, B, Leshawna, Anna Maria, Brick, Staci, Eva, Trent, Dakota, Sam, Zoey, Heather, Scott, and Duncan!" Most go over to their meeting area quietly, except for Staci.
"My Great, Great, Great, Great Uncle invented List, uh huh. Before that people just hoped they could remember everything in their heads." Everyone on her team face palms, but she doesn't notice this. "And my Great Great Grandma invented Tables. Before that, if people wanted to place things down, they'd just use the floor."
"Well isn't that great... Well on with Team Caged Raccoon! I know it's obvious who's on that team, but just so I have for face time. Katie, Sadie, Jo, Lightning, Alejandro, Mike, Cameron, Owen, Dawn, Izzy, Qwen, Lindsey, Noah, and DJ." Unlike the previous side, everyone goes to one huddle quietly.
"Eeeehhhh! I can't believe we're on the same team!" Katie is really excited and is holding Sadie's things as they jump up and down.
"I know, right! Ehhhhh!" They jump around some more, and then calm down.
"Hi! I'm Dawn. You both have very energetic and jolly auras! Do you mind if I hang out with you?" Katie and Sadie stop jumping and look at each other like they're reading each other's mind.
"Of course!" They both say in unison. Dawn looks happy.
"I'm Sadie, and this is Katie! and we're BFFFLs!" They both hug each other
"Thank you Sadie and Katie! Ummh, what's a BFFFFL?" Dawn is quite happy, but also really confused
"It's BFFFL, and it stands for Best Female Friends For Life! We do basically everything together!" Dawn is about to say something, but then Chris starts to speak.
"Oh! And before I forget! The Confessional Outhouse was apparently 'bad for your health', so we've now got a confessional Hunter's Tower. All you have to do is climb up it, and talk to the camera!" Dawn raises her hand. "Yes Dawn."
"Why are there so many references to hunting so far?" Dawn doesn't really know if she wants to know.
"Oh, no reason at all." Scenes show a hunter deep in the woods, but a tentical comes out and grabs him...
"Woow! This is high up! I don't think I'll be doing this much... I'm afraid this thing will break..." Owen starts to twiddle his thumbs.
"Wow! This is too easy!" Scott starts throwing a rock in the air over and over again. "I wasn't planning on sabotaging my team, and I don't really have too. All I have to do is watch most of my team members make a fool out of them self, and the competion is in my hand!" The video ends with the rock landing on Scott's head and him scolding.
"You know, my Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great Uncle invented the Hunter's Tower. Before that, people just stayed on the ground and hoped they could get something without being eaten by a wild predator, uh huh!"
"Now, on with the challenge! Will you all follow me to the cliff?" Chris gets into his golf cart, but Gwen has something to say.
"Don't tell me we're jumping off of this cliff! I've done enough high top jumping to do this!" Most of the original mumered 'yeah!' or 'true.'.
"Of course not! I'll never two of the same challenge! You guys have to figure out how to get your team flag that is hanging about halfway down the cliff! Now come on, we're burning daylight!" Chris drove off while everyone else started to walk up the cliff.
On top of the Cliff
"OK! Today's challenge is to get your team's flag off of the cliff. The team that gets it first get invincibility. Also, who ever gets the flag for the losing team gets immunity! Both teams get 15 feet of rope, but that's still only 1/3rd of the hight of this cliff. Good Luck!" After the challenge is revealed, Chef gives each team the rope.
Team Trapped Beavers
"Sha-Lightings got this!" He runs to the edge of the cliff and jumps. He tries to grab the flag as he falls, but fails. He then falls into the water.
"Oh! And so you know, the water is full of sharks!" Both teams look down into the water, and see Lightning swimming for his life to get away from the sharks. "Also, if you fall into the water, you're not allowed to help with your team.
"Hey Scott!" Scott looks towards Jo, who's on the other team, "Maybe Fang is down there!"
"I have an idea! Stringbean, over here!" Cameron slowly approaches Jo. "We don't have all day!" Cameron runs for his dear life towards her. She picks him up, and throws him toward the flag best she could. He hits the cliff a foot below the flag.
Zoey sees this from her team, and runs over. She can see Cameron start to sink into the waves. "Oh my gosh! Cameron can't swim!" She then dives off the cliff to help him. Mick sees this and jumps right after her.
"Great! Now we have to see what happens with this now!"
Down below, Mike is helping Cameron, but a shark is about to attack. All of a sudden, Zoey punches the shark really hard, and after realizing what happened, the shark swims away in fear. "That's right! Don't mess with my friends!"
"Well that's under control. Now what?" Everyone looks at Alajandro expecting him to have an idea while he just shrugs his shoulders.
Team Caged Raccoons
"You know that my Great Great Great Great Great Grandpa invented the rope. Before that, people had to use strings to lasso bulls. Didn't always go so well..." Everyone just ignores her as she talks.
"Cadet B, do you have any ideas sir?" Brick and everyone else looks at B. He just shrugs.
"Well you keep thinking about that cadet. Maybe we could tie someone's feet to
the rope, and see if they can reach the flag from where we hang them?" After Brick suggest this, everyone except for Staci, looks towards Scott.
After he notices everyone staring, he says, "Why are you all staring at me?"
"You need to prove ya self! You ruhuned your team last time. Maybeh we'll trust ya if yah do this." Everyone, except for Staci who is talking about some aunt who invented cliffs and Anna Maria since she said this, nods at the statement.
"Excuse me! Because I'm most experienced at this kind of stuff, I'll tie this around his feet!" Heather walks over to Scott, pushes his to the ground, and proceeds to tieing.
"Hey! I should do that! I'm the most experienced at tieing things, considering I've had to tie things together to exscape Juvy! Anyway, you're useing to much of the rope!" Heather and Duncan start to fight, and a huge dust cloud forms around them. In the end, the dust recedes and a huge ugly knot is left. "Scott, when I say now, jump!" Scott, who is kind of scared at all of this, just nods and starts to get up and stands at the edge of the cliff.
"Hey! I'm in charge here!" Heather walks up to Duncan.
"No one said that. If I were you, I'd watch what you say!"
"Oh yeah! I'm the one that's won a season of this!"
"Umm, I won too! Sheesh. Now if you'd..." Just then Duncan realizes Scott jumped, and no one was holding the rope. At a last minuet attempt to grab it, he jumps, and gets the rope. "Wooh, that was close. Almost lost him. I'll bring you up Scott!"
"Why am I still falling!" Everyone looks over the edge, and watches as Scott does
a belly flop. The rope is just hanging there, the knot no where to be seen.
"Opps..." Heather is first to walk away from the cliff, then everyone else does.
"There's a reason my Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Aunt invented hanging, uh huh. Before that, when there was a ledge, people could grab onto it, but instead they would just fall and die." Everyone stares at Staci.
"Staci's stories are just getting wilder and wilder. She needs to goes soon, or soon someone will have invented breathing... Or she could stop lieing, but I don't know if that'll happen." Beth starts to walk out of the Hunter's Tower.
"I'm worried about Staci. So far, she's talked about her ancestors inventing Rope, Cliffs, Tieing, Jumping, Argueing, Names, Hanging, and at least 5 other things. I'm worried that she's running out of things her ancestors invented." Trent is about to leave. "Oh, and I'm almost to here about it..." He shows two fingers almost touching.
"On with plan B. What are you working on soldier?" Brick turns towards B. B just has some vines in his hands.
On the Shore
"Hey! Is that Scott being chased by Fang?" Mike points towards a point in the water, and Lighting, Zoey, and Cameron look at it.
"It is! Oh my Gosh! Someone should help him!" She looks towards Mike and Lighting.
"Sha-no! He was a pain all last season for Lightning!" Zoey looks to Mike.
"If it weren't him, I would help... but it is."
"I guess you have a point. He did get most people out..."
"Will Scott survive the sharks? will either team see someone else hit the water? Who will win the challenge? We'll find out, after this break!"