Hunters of the stars: Chronicle one, the Hunt of the Self-proclaimed Lord.
Chapter two: Things Get Complicated
Here comes chapter 2! This is where it gets good!!!
Tom-tom is yelling at the stupid Viera. "Darling! Shut up! You are not the queen of decorative house lamps!"
"No! Because I am the queen of the decorative house lamps!" The rabbit-woman yelled, a lamp on her head.
Hilron whistles and then out of no where a blond man in his forties in judge armor wielding an axe like a maniac appears and chases Darling into a corner.
"I will (hic) kill you Gabranth (hic)!" The drunken man slurs.
"Ahhhhhhhhh! I'm not Gawhosamacallit!!!" The Viera screamed.
"Fran, when did you (hic) get here?"
Darling draws sword with intent to kill.
"Uh-oh!" Hilron yelled.
Hilron whistles, and then in the same fashion another blond man in his forties wearing tin foil armor wielding a foam axe comes in and chases out Basch!
"What in the name of kupo nuts just happened?" Pommel wondered.
Greta is laughing "Don' know, but what ever it was it was hilarious!" She said.
"Lookit! I found a rank… what's that number next to it?… mark!" Darling yelled happily, holding up a bill.
"THAT'S A FIVE!!!" Hilron yelled.
"NO, it's a V for Viera!"
"Hold this!" Hilron hands Darling a red card.
"Now what?"
"Wait for it!"
A guy in judge armor jumps in through in the window, run up to Darling and stands behind her!
"Wait; before you take her let me see the mark." Hilron said as he took the paper from the Viera. "Oh, in the name of all that is kupo and drunken has-been summoning, this mark is worth a treasure trove!"
"Hey! Kupo is my line, Kupo!" Pommel stated, arms folded in annoyance.
"What, Really?" Asked Tom-tom and Greta in unison.
"I kid you not!" Hilron replied, showing them the bill.
"So can I go free?" Darling asked.
"After we kill this mark we might think about considering to decide to get you bailed!"
The Judge takes Darling away kicking and screaming.
"So… Where are we heading?" Pommel asked.
"To the Paramina rift!" Hilron responded happily.
Hours later they arrive at the Paramina rift via teleport stones; it took so long because the lines were long. Really long!
"Finally!" Greta growled.
"I'm so tired even my pom-pom is exhausted, kupo!" Pommel muttered.
"Thank the stars we didn't have to walk." Tom-Tom grumbled.
"Yeah, because then we wouldn't have been able to ride on our favourite r-tard Viera like usual since she's in jail!" Hilron said.
They arrive at the den of their quarry!
"Here we are, now be quiet, keep low, and no sudden movements." Hilron whispered to his comrades.
"So what we after, kupo?" Pommel wondered.
"Jacque O' Lumine."
Tom-Tom snorted. "Sounds fancy!" He remarked sarcastically.
"A pumpkin patch. What the heck is this doing in the snow?"
Boom!
"Wait, what was that?" Greta queried, pointing at the pumpkin patch.
"Look! Something is rising out of the patch and it ain't no squash that is highly edible!" Tom-Tom yelled.
Then as he says that, ironically enough it turns out to be the Great Pumpkin, Jacque 'O Lumine!
"Wait a moment! That not Jacque O' Lumine, that's Jack O' Lantern!" Hilron yelled.
"Happy Halloween!" The pumpkin said.
"It's not Halloween! It's the middle of summer!" Tom-Tom corrected.
"Trick or Treat! Smell my feet!"
"What feet, kupo?" Pommel asked.
"Give me something good to eat!"
"This is by far either the most retarded or the most bizarre mark ever, where does this story's author get these ideas?" Hilron asked.
Meanwhile somewhere in The United States of America!
Wight mamba: Ha! This story is so retarded! Let's make a movie reference!
Vieraheart15: I like the part where Darling gets put in jail!
Back in Ivalice…
"Wanna have a treat? Well, try swallowing this treat! It might be a little hot!" Greta yells as she throws a fireball but unfortunately, the fire lights the candle of the Jack O' Lantern.
"In this town we call home everybody hails to the pumpkin throne!" Jack O' Lantern sings. Hilron draws his sword and his gun.
"That's it Jack, you're pie!!!" Hilron yells.
Ten seconds later…
"Nice work Hilron, kupo, you took that overgrown squash out in ten seconds later, I still can't believe you split it into forty-five pieces, Kupo!" Pommel yelled, holding a huge pumpkin pie.
"With all that finished, lets take this to the person who posted this, get our bounty, and get stupid Darling out of jail!" Hilron hissed.
"Where did you get that red card?" Tom-Tom asked.
"Painted an index card, works every time!"
"Kup Kupo!" Pommel cheered.
TO BE CONTINUED!!! KUPO!
I do not own the pumpkin king song I made reference to, or the Great Pumpkin for that matter.
What to be expected…Our heroes after killing the great pumpkin and free their liability waiver Darling,
They are off to hunt their most mysterious hunt ever, the one referred to as the self proclaimed lord (that's the only hint you are going to get!) to find out who, wait for chapter 3: the self proclaimed lord!