If ANYONE noticed, I have a major writers block again, which means that it's time for…DUN dun DDUUUUNNN!!!! MY WRITER'S BLOCK STORY!!! –applause, claps, screams, whistles- I didn't really like the last chapter anyways… well, HERE IT IS!!!!
Normal POV in which nobody can get hurt in
"What the HECK is going on?!" XiaolinFireGirl yelled as she came. "Uh, um, eh, er…" everyone stuttered. "EVERYONE, LIIIIINE UP!" everyone freaked and lined up side by side, arms down. "Now vivi-raikim14, tell me what just happened!!" "RaiandKimgotinafirghtthentheykissedandwewereallhappythenrairox64gotallmadandkissedraiandnowyoucameandthenyouaskedwhattheheckisgoingonandweallstutterednotknowingwhattosaythenyoutoldustolineupandwedidthenyouaskedmewhatjusthappenedandisaid'RaiandKimgotinafightthentheykissedandwewereallhappythenrairox64gotallmadandkissedraiandnowyoucamandthenyouaskedwhattheheckisgoingonandweallstutterednotknowingwhattosaythenyoutoldustolineupandwedidthenyouaskedmewhatjusthappenedandisaid'RaiandKimgotinafightthentheykissedandwewreallhappythenrairox64-" "OKAY!!!! Jeez, I can't believe you remembered all of that." "I didn't, you typed it." "Good point.RAIROX64!! YOU—" XiaolinFireGirl walked up to Rairox64. "Smell different??" "Huh? I can not believe you could believe that I smell different than you preppy girls… LIKE ME!!" "I KNOW!!!!! ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVES!!!" "Uh, um… you're scary…" "NOW." She rolled up her sleeves. "I KNEW IT!! IMPOSTER!! RAIROX64 WOULD NEVER, EVER DO THAT KIND OF STUFF!!!" XiaolinFireGirl grabbed 'her' arm and took off of it… the Moby Morpher?!
"HAHA!! CAUGHT YOU!!" 'Rairox64' turned back into HRB. "HANNIBAL BEAN KISSED ME?!!?!??!???!!!?!?!!?!?!?!" Rai shouted. All you could hear were 'eww's and 'gross'es as Rai barfed all over Kim's new shoes. "Oh no you did NOT just do that!!!" "Eh, sorry Kim, but I kissed Hannibal!" "Whatever!" she walked away. "Nnnnnooooooo!!!" Rai yelled in that 'slow motion' kind of way as he slow-motion like ran towards where Kim was going, which was to take a shower. "How did he do that??" rAiKiMlOver455673 asked, as he disappeared into the doorway while still running in slow-motion. "And where's the REAL Rairox64??" Raikimluva22 asked. "And how did he do that??" rAiKiMlOver455673 asked once more. And once again, nobody answered. "And WHY did Hannibal turn himself into a girl and kiss Rai?!" everyone grew silent. They all knew now, that their enemy, Hannibal Roy Bean, was… was- "And how did he do that?!!?!?" rAiKiMlOver455673 asked once more, still dumbfounded by that slow-motion thing that Rai did. Who-Said-I-Was-Human spoke up.
"I want Jacky. WHERE'S JACKY?!"Jack Spicer, as if on cue, appeared, with someone else.
"JACKY!!!! HI JACKY!!! CAN I BE TORI SPICER?! THAT WOULD BE SWEET!! Or Tori Way… I've always loved Gerard Way…"
"Not as much as you love Billie Joe Armstrong from Greenday!!" XiaolinFireGirl shouted. "YOU KNOW I HATE THAT STUPID BA- wh-who's th-that J-J-Jack-ky??" "Meet my new girlfriend-bot, Rairox64, as she calls herself."
"I'M NOT ONE OF YOUR STUPID BOTS!!!"
"Shush, shush, sweetie, we have much conquering of the world to do."
"YOU ARE SO DISGUSTING, AND I AM NOT CONQUERING THE WORLD!! ESPECIALLY WITH YOU!!"
Suddenly something in the sky exploded, and everyone looked up. It's- it's… everyone gasped. "OH MY GOD!!!!" everyone shouted, as they saw…
Muahaha, I know Rairox64 would never do the stuff I made her do, so I did this. Like my cliffie?? Most of you will crack up next time I have a writer's block. HEHE sorry Tori, but Jack is too over-obsessed with his bots right now. He might love you later. R&R people!!!
XFG