The Hunters of the Stars Chronicle One: The Hunt of the Self-Proclaimed Lord.

Hi! This is Vieraheart15, standing in for Wight Mamba. Don't worry; he'll still be doing most of the actual writing and stuff. I just edit it, since he makes lotsa mistakes and I don't want people giving him issues about that. I know some people send reviews commenting on every little mistake somebody makes. We have so much fun writing this story. We try to find all kinds of references to make, and that makes it funny. I enjoy funny stories that make interesting references. This story is pretty much a FFTA crossover, and my brother and I love that game. That's where our heroes got their jobs from. My brother absolutely loves Moogles, and he's also talked about writing poetry about them. If he writes one, I'll submit it.

Chapter Five: Jungle Ninja Janzyn?

"Ready to die Viera?" Hilron asked, drawing his gun.

"But there are so many girls I haven't messed with!" Janzyn cried.

"I was talking about Darling here, but you're next!"

"Then be prepared to face the wrath of a proud shinobi of the Village Hidden in the Jungle!"

"Village Hidden in the kupo Jungle?" Pommel wondered, rolling his eyes.

"Yeah, it's kewl. That's where I come from."

"Yeah, well the only thing kewl around here will be your timely death, and it is pronounced cool you idiot!" Hilron yelled.

"Uh… Eat my jungle ninjutsu…Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, RABBIT!!!"

Utter silence ensues

"Soooo, what was that supposed to do?" Tom-Tom asked.

"Wait for it." Janzyn said.

30 minutes later

"Wait for it."

2 hours later

"Wait for it."

So long later I got tired typing for however long it took!

"Aha finally! Face the wrath of my summoned companion, The Marlboro!"

Out of the smoke comes a tiny Malboro with a cigarette bigger than it

"Maybe signing the blood deal with one of these guys was a bad idea…"

"It is absolutely adorable! I'll name it Smokesalot!" Darling called out.

"Lame!" Hilron said. He steps on it and crushes it.

Janzyn is shocked. "Y-y-you killed L'il Jan-Jan!" He yelled.

Mjrn grins slyly. "But that's what you call your…" She starts saying.

"Shut up!"

Greta begins a spell. "It's time for stupid viera children to fall asleep!" She stated.

Mjrn passes out and falls into a deep sleep.

"Now that she's not a problem now we can take care of you!" Hilron hissed.

"HA! My good Hume, you surely jest for I, the great Lord Janzyn did not come unprepared to…" Janzyn began.

"Does this guy ever shut up? Hey, lord of the morons shut up! Kupo!" Pommel muttered.

"Ha! Prepare to meet Smokey the boro!" Janzyn opens a cage and out falls a dead Marlboro "Oh, giving that thing a cigarette was a bad idea…"

"I had enough of this!" Hilron yelled. He whistles again; two guys walk in holding a big glass panel and then Basch, this time in a bacon costume, bursts through the glass and immediately lunges at Janzyn and then grab him by the neck.

"Ha, this, this it's a trifle! You can't kill me I am undying like a dragon and not like that lizard!"

Tom-Tom glared at Janzyn. "What…did…you…just…say?" He growled.

"Good gods, let's move!" Hilron yelled. He, Darling, Greta, and Pommel got out of the way.

"I'm gonna enjoy dismembering you limb from limb, disemboweling you, and tearing out your organs from your still living body and tasting your blood, finally I'll rip out your pathetic little heart and show it to you before I gouge out your beady little eyes and leave you to die a slow agonizing, and profitable death and I'll start by ripping off your legs so you can't run!" Tom-Tom roared. He takes a big bite out of Janzyn's leg.

"AAAAUUUUGGGHHHHH!" Janzyn screamed like a girl. Then Basch starts throwing him into stuff and then Hilron whistles and a guy in an egg costume comes and chases Basch off

Janzyn manages to get Tom-Tom's fangs out of his leg. "You t-t-think it's over, not by a long shot!"

"Long shot!" Pommel yelled, firing his gun. Janzyn gets shot, then lit on fire by Greta, and than Hilron stabs him.

"Okay, now it's over."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash

"Time to escape!" Janzyn said while the rest couldn't see.

"Darn he is getting away!" Hilron yelled.

Minutes later

"Darn he got away! Thanks Balthier!"

"Well, sorry. A leading man needs to appear at the last second to save the day." Balthier stated.

"What do you mean save the day? We almost had him!"

"Well, I could have softened him up for you!"

"He was missing a big chunk of his leg!"

"Now stop it; we'll need to find him and to do that you'll need us, we know where to find him." Fran said.

Meanwhile…

Janzyn casts a little of his Blue Magick to heal himself "White Wind! Good, I'm back in one piece…wait, what is that sound!?"

Stabbing noises approach Janzyn.

"Oh dear mother…save me now!"

Out of the tree appears the fearful Stabberwocky!

"Augggghhhhh!"

And so ends the Part one of the first chronicle of hunters of the stars… Part two is the hunt for Lena the lesbian Viera, chapter 6!

Marlboro cigarettes are not my property (I would personally never smoke the F$#ing things) but the Marlboro Creatures are my idea and my property as is the Stabberwocky! The ninjutsu stuff is ripping on Naruto. I really enjoyed writing this and I hope you enjoy reading this…Part two comes shortly, look forward to it, thanks and KUPOPO Kupo:)