The Hunters of the Stars Chronicle One: The Hunt of the Self-Proclaimed Lord
Part Two: The Hunt for Lena.
Vieraheart15 again. My brother wanted to end the story last chapter, but I persuaded him that that left a lot of questions unanswered and would disappoint fans, so we're continuing it! YAY! In this part, our heroes and Balthier and Fran go after the lovely-yet-disturbing Lena, Janzyn's older sister. Reviews make us happy.
Chapter 6: Darling Does Math.
"We're also after Lena. We should go find her and kill her now. Jan can wait." Hilron explained to Balthier and Fran.
"Which one of you knocked Mjrn out?" Fran asked angrily. Mjrn is still out cold. Cute, cuddly little bunnies are nibbling on the young Viera's ears. Darling chases them away happily.
"It's just a sleep spell. We didn't want to hurt her. She should wake up soon." Greta explained. "Darling! Leave the rabbits alone! They aren't doing anything!"
"Darling?"
"Maybe you can talk to her and make sense of what she says. She's our Viera. And she's a complete r-tard. I mean, I'm not saying you're stupid Miss Fran, but you do speak Viera after all…"
Darling approached Fran happily. "Hiya! My name is Mqjx, but they call me Darling for some reason I still don't know! Hilron is my boyfriend, we're gonna get married." She told the older Viera.
"DARN IT WOMAN, STOP TELLING THEM THAT I HAVE ANY FEELINGS OTHER THAN PURE AND UNFILTERED HATRED FOR YOU!" Hilron screamed.
"Mqjx? That's a ridiculous name, even for a Viera." Fran said.
"I like my name. I made it up myself. I was raised by Moogles. My Moogle parents wanted to call me Kupo-something-I-can't-remember. I also like candy. Do you have any candy?" Darling asked.
"Did Jote put you up to this, Pommel? I know she doesn't like Janzyn and she despises Lena."
"Kupo-yeah!" The Moogle said. Fran and he had known each other for a long time.
"Well anyway, we have a hunt to do and we would like to get it done with." Hilron reminded his friends.
"Yeah, shooting them once is never enough, kupopo!"
"That Janzyn moron called me a lizard! I'm not a lizard I'm a…" Tom-Tom began.
Darling interrupted. "An amphibian!"
"New target acquired!"
"Ratominaz, calm down. You can kill her after we kill our next target!" Hilron exclaimed, trying to avert the impending violent assault on everyone because of the stupid Viera kid's comment.
"Well, this is going to be an amusing trip." Balthier remarked.
"Yes. What are you doing Mqjx? Are you tickling Mjrn's nose with that fern in an attempt to wake her up?" Fran asked Darling.
Suddenly out of nowhere appear five Harry Potter impersonators.
"I'm Harry Potter." The first boy said.
"No, I'm Harry Potter." The second boy argued.
"You're both wrong, I'm the Real Harry Potter." The third boy stated.
"Well you're all wrong, I'm Harry Potter." Said a fourth boy.
"I'm onwy five years old." A little boy remarked.
"Guess what? I know how to tell who the real one is!" Hilron exclaimed.
"You do? Who?" All five boys asked in unison
"None of you…" Hilron said as he takes out his overly modified super-death-machine. "Meet Mr.G-17k Death Ray with modifications and x10 zoom in and has the destructive force of a Firama (Fire 5) spell cast at 100-fold intensity! In other words meet the thing that makes the peoples fall down…any last…on second thought I don't care." Fires the weapon which instantaneously vaporizes four and a half of them.
"Augggghhhhh…" The last half of one of the boys says as he tries to drag himself off.
"Hey Balthier, take care of that one would you?"
"Okay, time to take the life you don't have!" Balthier yells as he shoots the remaining half of the last guy.
"Hey Hilron, can I borrow your flame thrower?" Darling asked.
"Hell NO! Wait?" Hilron looks over and sees that Darling has been lit on fire. "Give it back, even though that is quite an improvement."
"Darn! Now I can't have a BBBQ! The Extra B was for BYOBB!"
"Shut up! Why did you…"
"Miss Mqjx, please explain what you did to my sister!" Fran yelled.
"I'm doing math! See? 2+2 equals clown with a flame thrower!" Darling has done a miserable job dyeing Mjrn's hair various random colours.
"It's gonna take days to get that out of her hair, you brat!"
"I'm this far away from vapourizing you, Darling!" Hilron growled.
"Will that hurt?" The young Viera wondered.
"No! It will be as pleasant as a summer walk! For me!"
"I don't think an instant kill would hurt, Mqjx." Fran said. Another female Viera walks over to her.
"Hello Jote!" The other Viera woman exclaimed as she hugged Fran.
"I am not Jote, Lena. You should know that by now. I'm Fran. If you don't mind, get off."
"NOT AGAIN! MY EYES ARE GETTING SO BAD! Is Mjrn okay? Jan will be so upset if anything happens to his little girlfriend."
"Target acquired!" Tom-Tom snarled.
"Look at Lena when you say that, not dipstick Darling! You can kill her later!" Hilron ordered.
"Uh-oh! I'm innocent! I just want love! Is that so wrong?" Lena began crying.
"We just do what the bill says to do."
The BBBQ line was from The Simpsons, which we don't own.
What's next? A long fight with Lena, a by long I mean short and by fight I mean more antics and by antics I mean Darling screws it up!