Hunters of the stars

By Wight mamba

There are too many disclaimers to count…

This is Vieraheart15 again. Yes, Wight Mamba and I REALLY hate Ashe, and this might be the last chapter I can get out for a while. It isn't the last chapter, but it might take a bit to get more out. It all depends on how Wight Mamba feels. This is the last pre-written chapter I had. The idea for Ashe with an AK-47 was suggested by my friend Luisiroth.

Chapter 8: The Royal Treatment

"Hi, I'm Darling!" Darling said as she ran up to the two male Viera.

"Uh…why on Ivalice would you tell us you name?" Pheytah asked.

"Because I'm stupider than mayonnaise!"

"Are all the other Viera here stupid or wimps?"

"Hi, I'm Darling!" The Viera woman repeated.

"I rest my case."

"Ding-dong!" Darling yelled. Pheytah flicks her in the forehead and sends her flying.

"Boy that was annoying…" Pheytah remarked. Hilron and the rest of the gang walk over to where he and Janzyn were.

"I'm guessing you had something to do with a flying pest the size and shape of a Viera." Hilron stated.

"Nope, I'm so weak I can't flick a butterfly!" Janzyn cried in fear. He was still scared of Tom-Tom. He then tries to flick a butterfly but gets sent flying.

"Not you Dingus. I mean your respectable superior here!"

"So… you're who?" Pheytah asked.

"Who wants to know?"

Pheytah swings his battle axe and Hilron notice the sudden movement steps out of the way. "I'm Pheytah, Viera heavyweight champion of Ivalice and professional entite slayer, and I don't like the way you look!"

"If I knew you were going to do that I would have to consult my equally muscular...Sabin!"

"Wait, what?"

Out of nowhere Sabin flies out and uses bum rush and doing so cause a horde of hobos to attack Pheytah by asking him for change. Then out comes Princess Garnet who summons some creature which while writing can't think of one so she summons Weird Al Yankovic. And then I do not know what happens so prepare for nothing I'm bored….what's on TV…of course…nothing good…looks like more writing!

"That's the most irritating attack ever! And what's with King Trode? He's from the wrong game series!!!" Pheytah yelled.

"The Series is Dragon Quest and that attack is called Royal Treatment…Did I forget someone? Oh well it's not important!"

"Aww…" Says Ashe as she walks off, holding an AK-47.

"That's it!" Pheytah yelled. He removes a part of the axe's blade and what come out looks sorta like a chicken leg, but it's not! "Behold, Rilk Salksa, the axe of elemental slaying! The axe that makes even the entites scared" Out comes an energy blade.

"Finally a challenge! I'll take him on myself; the rest of you should worry about the rest and if possible "accidentally" kill Darling." Hilron said, drawing a sword.

"You shouldn't look away!" Pheytah yelled, swinging his axe and only missing Hilron by a few centimeters.

"He's fast, too bad, I'm always prepared!"

"Grenades!"

KABOOM

"Now where is he? Oh Gods!" Hilron barely dodges Pheytah's axe, but then gets hit by his knee! "Hergh! He's fast, but how…? That's it! The blade is actually a ruse by being heavier it makes him seem slower but he's truly much faster!"

"What a clever Hume! But now you die!" Pheytah snarled.

Janzyn began pulsing with Mist, and appeared to be summoning "I'll help Pheytah! Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit! Summoning jutsu! Bismarck! I summon you!" A piece of sushi materializes, and Mjrn promptly eats it.

"My Janzyn is so nice to me! He's not a fighter, but he sure summons some good sushi!" Mjrn exclaimed happily.

"Jan, next time you want to help me, don't do it by FEEDING YOUR GIRLFRIEND RAW FISH!" Pheytah yelled, dodging Hilron's blade nimbly, like only a Viera can.

"Janzyn told me that sushi is not raw fish, sashimi is raw fish. He tells me about all kinds of things. I've never had raw fish before, but Jan says it's not bad. All that Omega-3 is good for a young Viera." Mjrn told Darling.

"For true?" The other young Viera asked.

"Yes. Very good. It will make me a healthy bunny."

"I want to be a healthy bunny too!"

"Oh, shut up the both of you!" Pheytah raged.

"Don't pick on my Mjrn or I'm rooting for Hilron!" Janzyn growled. The tips of Mjrn's ears turn pink.

"She's blushing!" Darling exclaimed.