Hunters of the Stars

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Chapter 9: The Nonsense Continues

"Oh well that is all flattering and stuff but I'm still going to blow your empty head off!" Said Hilron.

Oh, good one, I'm gonna write that one down, Kupo! Happily thought Pommel as he takes out a pencil and paper.

"In the time this battle is taking I successfully made a box of peanut noodles." Said Tom-tom.

"Now then since royal treatment didn't work I think I'll use this." Hilron says before he whistles.

Then Basch appears yet again by bursting through a window on the Strahl this time in a red M&M Suit and hits Pheytah hard with a morning star with the side of onion rings then hits him with a fish and then does the fish slapping dance.

"That doesn't hurt it's just as annoying as hell!" Yelled Pheytah.

Then he grabs Basch in mid-air throws him and then the mysterious man this time in a yellow M&M suit picks up Basch and runs away screaming some nonsense about spring rolls.

Fran looked uneasy. "Basch doesn't deserve that." The Viera muttered.

"He loves it Frances!" Darling said happily. Fran hit her across the back of the head.

"My name is not FRANCES! It's just Fran! You're a Viera; you should know it means something different to Viera!"

"Okay how long does the nonsense continue?!" Asked a highly agitated Pheytah

"It's over." Stated Hilron as a disappointed Ashe still wielding an AK-47 walks away again.

"Reeeaaaaarrrrgghhhhh!!!" Screamed Pheytah as he rushed at Hilron. Then, before Hilron could raise his sword to parry his blow Pheytah swung his axe and put a gash along Hilron's sword arm.

"What good is a sword without a sword arm…What when did you?" Asked a surprised Pheytah. Hilron had shot him several times in various nonlethal places.

"Well if you would take the time to notice, I'm ambidextrous, I had my finger on my gun, when you swung and hit me you left a big opening, big enough for me to unload six rounds into your person." Explained Hilron.

"Hmmm… so it seems we can not continue so I will leave you alive for now, until we meet again." Says Pheytah as he picks up Janzyn and Lena.
"Hey! Those Viera are ours! Jote wants us to kill them!" Greta yelled.

"Jote put you up to this? When I get my hands on that sister of mine…" Mjrn growled.

"Um… hey. My sister and our friends are here for that Royal Treatment attack." Said Princess Lenna. Her sister Faris was asking Balthier for his autograph.

Sometime later in the Sandsea…

"Now that we got that ordeal over with, got paid when Mjrn convinced Jote to give up on killing Jan and she realized we had done something, and got stitched together we can finally…" Hilron began but was interrupted by Darling.

"Spend our money on more candy?"

"No, now shut up and eat your marzipan!" Shouted Greta, shoving a piece of wax fruit down the stupid Viera's throat.

"It tasted like arsenic!" Darling said when she swallowed.

"That's how you know it's good" Said Hilron.

"So... What marks are there to take up?" Tom-Tom asked.

Wump!

"Uh… not to alert you Hilron, but Darling has gone into convulsions, Kupo!" Pommel said.

"Um… no, it's not a Viera this time. It's a polymorphed pet rabbit with the black tipped ears." Hilron said on the phone to the vet.

"Hmm, oh! Here's one and it's a level VI…"Greta said before she was interrupted By Darling.

"…ERA, a rank VIERA Hunt!" Darling shouted happily as everyone glared at her,

Hilron thinking to himself So she can spell now?

"Here Darling, hold this." Hilron said as he once again handed Darling a card.

"Oh, it's a red car... uh oh." Darling said.

Somebody jumps through the window and so ends chronicle one!