This is based a week before Naruto has to go back to the hidden leaf, his son has been born and he's doing well as the mizukage. Naruto is currently living with his son (Keitaro (I randomly came up with this name)) his two lovers, Itachi and Hidan and his mother figure, Hari.
Naruto's pov
I wonder how Keitaro's doing, I hope he's ok with the move; well; actually I'm more concerned about the village, being without their mizukage for a while. Luckily Mei (the ex-mizukage) has agreed to be a part time mizukage.
We're setting off today as we can't travel as fast with Keitaro. "Hey babes, how are you doing? Are you worried about how your friends and family will react to all these… changes? Don't worry I will always be here for you and so will Hidan, your son and your 'mother'."
I smiled and leant back into Itachi's warm embrace. I sighed, "I know, but how will everyone, especially my dad, react when I come back at sixteen with a son, two lovers, a role as a kage and a new mother?"
"Don't worry, worst comes to worst we ditch the hidden leaf or kill you dad."
I laughed and nuzzled closer to the taller man, "thanks Itachi, you always know how to make me feel better."
He kissed my hair, "enough to love me more than him?" he spat the last word out, I sighed, recently Itachi had been more protective of me, he'd become more and more reluctant to share me with Hidan.
"Come on, I know you love Hidan really."
He spun me around to face him, he looked me straight in the eyes, "I do not hold such emotions for him, the only reason I'm with the both of you is because you want it to be like this and it wouldn't be fair to deprive Keitaro of one of his fathers. If you too chose to leave him I would follow you two in a second and if he EVER hurts you I will personally slice him into pieces and bury them all over the earth."
I could sense the seriousness in his eyes and tone. I nodded. "Good, I guess the good thing about him is that you and Keitaro will live forever." He tightened his grip on me, he'd become like this and it didn't look like it was getting any better.
I gently pulled away from him and sighed with my face tilted to one side, "come on, we'd better go to meet them now, by the way, if it wasn't obvious, don't talk about this around Hidan or anyone, deal?"
This time he sighed, "Fine, if that's what you want but eventually you will be mine," he leant in and bit my ear, "all mine." He pulled away and helped me take everything I needed that I couldn't put in scrolls to where we were meeting Keitaro, Hidan and Hani.
1 week later, the Hidan leaf is just coming into sight.
"Mummy, is that the place were going to?"
"Yes Kei-chan." Gosh my dear little son is so cute some times.
I could see from here that they were expecting me here today as my father as well as the hokage were at the gate waiting for me to arrive, when we got closer I could see that all of the rookie 9 (minus me) were there waiting for me as well as their sensei's.
I glanced back and Itachi nodded at me smiling, Hani grabbed my other hand and squeezed it reassuringly but didn't let go.
After what felt like hours but was only minutes in reality, we arrived in front of the gate.
For this part I'm going to write it as a script as it will be easier for you to understand.
Tsunade: Naruto-kun your back, who are your friends?
Naruto: this is my son Keitaro, my mum Hani, you know my lover Itachi and my other lover Hidan, he's an ex-Akatsuki member.
Everyone's mouths were wide open.
Sasuke: what? Your lover? How could you love two people who are so evil? And son?
Naruto: you heard me. And they aren't bad people, I think.
Itachi scowled and Hidan laughed.
Minato: you got a girl pregnant even though you have two *shudder* boyfriends? And what did you mean mother?
Naruto: I didn't get a girl pregnant; I was the one who got pregnant. I know that Hani isn't my biological mother but she's been more of a parent to me than you, especially throughout my pregnancy. You were never there for me!
Minato: because I didn't now! You got pregnant AFTER you left!
Naruto: actually, when I left the village I was 5 months pregnant!
Sakura: how could you know that you were pregnant if you never consulted a medic about it?
Keitaro: uncle Kyuu told him! *smiling*
Kakashi: Kyuu as in Kyuubi, as in nine tailed fox demon?
Itachi: yes, Kurama, or Kyuubi, has been a great support for Naruto through this difficult time.
Sasuke: still don't trust you and want to kill you for what you did you bastard, how do we know that you aren't still working for the Akatsuki?
Hidan: brat, the akatsuki's all dead, we killed em, if you don't believe me ask Naru-chan, he saw. And try to kill Itachi if you like, it won't work, trust me, I've tried.
Shikamaru: didn't Naruto say that you were lovers?
Itachi: no, we are his lovers but we don't love each other?
Most people started to walk away now and all that was left of the welcoming comity was my old team, my dad and the hokage.
I'm going to stop writing it as a script; I know it kind of failed.
"It's so good to have you back son, I've missed you."
"It's good to see you too lord forth." I bowed slightly.
"Why so formal brat, practicing for when you take over my position as the hokage, Gaara's coming for it."
"No lady fifth, I simply think that I should be polite around my elders." Everyone that hadn't known me for the last year was shocked at my behaviour.
"Sasuke could you please stop staring at me? I honestly don't know whether you hate me or are jealous that I get Naru-kun." Itachi's words came as a surprise to all but Sasuke's reaction was the most surprising.
He blushed and looked away. "No way, your gay Sasuke-kun, all my years of searching for your affection were in vein."
"I've just thought, when did you get back to the leaf Sasuke?" I'd just realised this now.
"Oh, a few months ago."
I can't believe they let him back in so easily! How stupid are they?
"I think we should leave, you should catch up, come on Minato." Tsunade dragged my father away so I could catch up with my team.
"I'll talk to your dad Naruto, don't worry." Mum kissed my cheek and left.
Keitaro whispered into my ear form his position on my back, "mummy, that man has a snake like presence around him like that man in the tree over there."
I smiled; my son was a great sensory ninja. "Thank you Kei-chan. Sasuke, Keitaro wants me to ask you a question."
"Hn."
"When are you next planning on chatting to Orochimaru and when will he come down from that tree?"
Everyone looked shocked and Orochimaru jumped down. "When did you figure it out, how did you know I was there?"
"I sensed something iffy but, like I said, Keitaro was the one who confirmed it."
"Do you really think that you could take down me and Sasuke together?"
"Naruto, he's right! You'd have to be on kage level to beat him! As your sensei I ask you to back down." Jeez Kakashi sensei.
"Kakashi take Sakura and Keitaro over there to safety. We'll fight him." They reluctantly did as I said.
Instantly I got a sword through my chest, the owner of the sword Sasuke. He pulled out and grinned as I fell to the ground acting dead.
Keitaro laughed knowing that I can't die, and then he stopped and yelled, "Mummy can't die." As a warning to Sasuke but he mistook it as him upset over my death. But then I rose and said,
"He's right you know." Most looked at me shocked that I was alive, "Itachi, Hidan, are you two ok with Sasuke-kun here while I deal with the snake?"
"Of cause Naruto." They both confronted Sasuke.
I turned to Orochimaru.
"You won't be able you defeat me boy."
"Oh really, you ever faced a tailed beast before?"
"Don't tell me you're using the nine tails! What if you lose control?"
"Why yes I am. Do you want to go somewhere more… private?" I said this so that I wouldn't destroy this, we both headed deeper into the forest after he agreed.
Ok I'm ending it here, tell me if you want me to include the fight or skip it. Thanks for the reviews and please review more! I'm sorry it took so long but it took me ages to write, then I accidentally deleted it and it took me ages to re-write it. You also know how busy people get with work and all…
Look forward to the new chapter that I will post as soon as I can, also, tell me who you think Naruto should be with;
Sasuke
Itachi
Hidan
Keitaro
Kakashi
Itachi and Hidan (though I think both would hate sharing)
Orochimaru
Minato
Etc…
Tell me and I will include it cause I have no clue.