I've decided to continue with the pairing of Naruto with both Hidan and Itachi, if you want me to change it just review or something. I'm also starting a one sided oronaru
Anyway, continuing the fight.
Naruto's pov
This seems like a safe enough area, "so how about it Kyuu, do you want to fight this guy with me?"
"I guess, just be careful."
"You're never usually so concerned about my health? What's wrong?"
*Sigh* "I-I didn't tell you this before but, you're p-pr-pregnant again." *Gulp*
"W-what?! Why didn't you tell me?! This is great! Itachi and Hidan will be so happy!"
"Actually its o-only Itachi's, y-you remember that night you had sex with just Itachi? Well I was asleep while most of it happened so when I woke up and sensed sperm inside you, I wanted to get you pregnant again so I fertilised you but when you woke up and I realised that it was only Itachi's, I was too ashamed of myself to tell you so your now t-two months pregnant with t-twins, I-I'm sorry!"
"W-what?! Shit!"
"Sorry!"
I ignored him and decided to fight using only my own strength. "Are you ready Naruto-kun?"
"I guess. Wait, what's going on again?"
Orochimaru's pov
I can't believe it!
Has he just completely forgotten what's going on?
I looked back at his face and it just looked so cute.
Wait… cute! He's my opponent and a guy, I can't be thinking like this! Even if he is so damn sexy.
I realized that I'd just completely ignored him, "um… are you ok? You seem a bit distracted?" Damn, I'm so hard; I just want to ravish his innocence.
He sighed, "Is it really that obvious?"
I nodded looking at his down cast eyes, his lush kissable lips, I couldn't take it, and I bent down and crashed our lips together.
He looked at me shocked but I didn't care, I ground my erection against his groin and he gasped which gave me the opportunity to enter his mouth. He pushed me away gently when he recovered from the initial shock and stared at me with sad guilty eyes.
"Why? Why are you doing this, were guys, were enemies, you deserve better than me, so much better." His sad tone pierced me.
I gasped, "What? There is no one better than you. Why would you say that?"
He bowed his head, "You've seen my child Keitaro, haven't you?" I nodded, "Well, he's both Itachi and Hidan's child but now, now I'm… pregnant again, this time… only Itachi's the dad and, and he's gonna try to get Hidan to leave and, and" he was crying softly now, I could believe I was doing this, I had my arm around his shoulder and was trying to sooth him, me a missing nin who was evil was comforting my enemy, and it felt… nice.
I held him to my chest and told him that it would be alright; eventually he stopped blubbering and looked embarrassed. "Go, tell Itachi the truth, and tell them I ran away, I will keep watching over you and if you ever need help or change your mind about the kiss, shout for me."
He nodded and I saw him fleeting back towards where we came from and found myself conflicted; I want his relationship to work so that he can be happy but I want it to fail because I want him.
I smiled as I saw him disappear…
How was it?
Sorry it's so short r+r.