Summary – LAWL! Okay, I might possible (most likely not) have a good reason for not posting chapter 2 for over a year… Okay yea, no I don't. (Told ya…). Anyway, I'm back now and REALLY sorry for the wait. I do not own any Final Fantasy nor Kingdom Hearts. I do own the mind that wrote this and the last arse that kept putting the second chapter off. God, Harry Potter series was done before I even got a second chapter. You know that's bad… Oh yea, I mentioned it, so I have to say something or I'll get a lawsuit. I do not own Harry Potter either… u.u;

Chapter 2 – Rehab for Squall-kun…

"So let me get this straight…" Cloud was sitting on top of a rock on The Rock. Squall, trying to keep himself from crying, was leaning against the same rock. Sora and Tidus were both trying to see if they could revive Zidane… Which wasn't doing too well with them poking him with their weapons for the past three hours. "You grew up at an orphanage, and then a place called Gardens, correct?" Squall nodded. "You were trained to fight… Okay, let's just skip ahead. You fought someone called…"

"DON'T SAY HER NAME!" Cloud, trying to look calmed, looked over at Squall. Squall had gone from sitting position, to running, and then to ball position. "For the love of all that is holy, don't say that WHITCHES name!"

"Hey guys!" Zidane woke up to the word "witches." "Did you know I can rhyme anything you say? Like this!" He took a deep breath, then… "Witches are such bit-" Cloud had covered his mouth, and Squall had his Gunblade pointed right at Zidane.

"Moron," whispered Cloud, "Sora is only like fourteen! Watch the language!"

"Oh, you don't have to worry about that!" The three looked over at Sora, who was holding a shopping bag and eating some ice cream. "Riku talks dirty to me all the time!" Sora started to innocently chuckle after that sentence, while the rest of them turned pale. (There you go SoraxRiku fangirls. I did my good deed for this fanfic.)

Zidane looked over at Cloud. "Why are you making that face? You said you got tricked here by a guy PROPOSING to you!"

"That's a different story! Sehpi-kun is HOT!"

And for maybe the first time in his life, Tidus asked an intelligent question that didn't revolve around him. "Sora… Where did you get food?" There was a pause. Everyone overlooked the food and the bag. So how did Tidus see those at first glace? (They all decided to claim it a "Work of a Divine Entity".)

"What, this?" Sora held the bag up high, then dumped it on the rock he was sitting on. "There was this path way a little bit ago and it went to a Food Mart. I figured I could have left ya, but then you all would have starved…" ("Aww" moment. All together… Awwww!"

They all stared at him as he finished up his ice cream. Then, Sora got up and started to walk to the other end of The Rock. "Wa… Wait…" Squall seemed to find it difficult to talk for some reason. "Wait a minute!" Sora turned around, and then, before Sora knew it, Squall was shaking him violently! "What the hell do you mean there was a path that went to a Food Mart?! There shouldn't be any paths on this #$ing rock! Answer me!!"

"Um… Squall?" Squall turned to Zidane with his teeth bearing like a crazed animal. "I don't think you're going to get an answer from him when you shaking him unconscious like that…" They stared at each other for a few seconds, then Squall slowly turned his head back around only to see that Sora's eyes seemed to be almost going into the back of his head. (Oooo, CHILD ABUSE! Dx) Panicnig, they all started to cast Cure and use Potions on Sora. Finally, Cloud had the brilliant idea to cast Life on him.

After they tried to tell Sora it was a bad dream (Now they're lieing about it… Nice role models… . ), Sora went ahead and showed them all the path he took. After about ten minutes of walking, they reached a castle. They all stared at it in aw… Except Squall and Sora. "This is it!" Although they shouted the same thing, their reaction to the sight of it was completely opposite. Sora was smiling and jumping up and down, while Squall's left eye was twitching nonstop, while his right stayed focused on the castle door.

"Sora…" Sora turned around, still smiling, and faced Cloud and the rest of the gang. "That isn't a Food Mart… That's someone's castle… Someone's home…"

"And a certain somone's greatest fear…" Zidane pointed over his shoulder to Squall. He was already in the ball position, rocking, tearing up, and muttering about the end of the world…

"What the hell?! Where is my freaking ice cream?!?!" Everyone jumped from the sudden disturbance coming from inside the castle. "Oh, I swear to… Omega! Did you eat the last of the freaking ice cream?! Don't you grunt to me, buster!" Then, when everyone thought the fighting had stopped, a huge thing came flying out of the top window. Everyone ran out of the way except Squall. Tidus was in charge of dragging him around out of harm's way. BAM! Omega Weapon fell to the ground, knocked out!

"See?! See what's she capable of?!" Squall finally snapped… "And she has FIVE FORMS! That means even by the SLIMMIST chance that we do win, she'll just transform and kill us!"

"Squall-kun…" Squall turned, wide-eyed, then stopped. He stared and stared… Tidus was smiling nervously, pointing over to Ultimaca as she was walking over to them.

"What…" She stared at all of them, not believing they were there. "Well, well… It seems I underestimated you abilities. I never thought you all could escape without… YOU! IS THAT ICE CREAM ON YOUR FACE?!

Sora smiled innocently, like normal. "Yup! It was really good too! You should stock up on some more though! There was only enough for one cone, and I really wanted everyone else to have some food, so I had to buy some other stuff!" Cloud, Zidane, Tidus, and Squall stared at him. "He still thinks this place is a store…"

"You… You fools! Not only do you have the NERVE to intrude in my castle, but you dare to mock me and take the last of my vanilla ice cream?! You all shall die NOW!" Ultimaca jumped down from her seat, and was about to attack.

Cloud took his Buster Sword off of his back, Zidane whipped out his daggers, and Sora summoned his Keyblade. Squall was trying to walk away, but they all pulled him back, so he had to pull his Gunblade out. They were all to strike, when all of the sudden…

"GOD, you're FAT!" The heroes fell to the ground, face first, and Ultimaca stared to Tidus. "I mean, jeez woman! Ice cream is good and all, but take a look at you butt! It's HUGE! Are you trying to get a little extra cushion for yourself?!" Ultimaca started to get watery eyes. "And can you say lousy fashion? You know that dress is not even fit for funerals?!"

That was it. The weakness. The ultimate way to take Ultimaca down. Talk about her appearance. (Yea, I know lame. But really… She's UGLY! And I said it works, so there! xP)

"No! I hate you all! The world is too cruel!" She then blew up, then went into another form. She blew up four more times, killing herself.

Everyone stared… "Wow, Tidus! How did you know that would work?!"

"How'd what work?"

"…Never mind."

After that, all the rings crumbled to nothing. Then, they were sent flying through a type of vortex. When they stopped, they all looked around. "Where are we…?" They started to look around, but suddenly…

"Heh, so Ultimaca failed, huh? Well then… I'll just have to banish you all to everlasting darkness!"

A/N – I'm sorry again that this took so long to be posted. And I'm sorry if you find this one crappy. I promise I'll do better on the third chapter. And no, it won't take another year to post it. Anyway, I'm pretty sure that that you all can guess who the heroes are fighting next. If not, try playing one of the games that the heroes came from. You'll figure it out in the first ten minutes of game play.