(A/N; Ok, Frog Lady I dedicate this to you since all eight have been for my only reviewer. And your grammar obsession gave me an idea for 'funnies with Sessy-kun'! So your a star in the funnies!!!)

Disclaimer: I'm not going to say It.Audience gets out guns FINE! I don't own Inu-baka happy now?Audinence puts away guns Hmm,guess so.

'Thinking

Talking'

"Miko"

"Ugh, Sesshomaru I might amaze you more than anything or anybody, yet you never seize to do the same for me. To think I though maybe, just maybe once you call me by my name, because I am human-you know-but nope-same old 'miko'. I think I made a mistake ever having respect for you. She got up and stood next to the tree and continued;

But still, I could never lose respect for some one as yourself. I don't have the will power. You should be thanking your lucky stars because mark my words-any other person, you would be dead or close to it" She narrowed her eyes at him forcing the anger to take control of her eyes making them red "Seriously."

Ok, he was scared-again. 'How in the world does she do that?'

'We may never know my friend, we may never know' His conscience replied.

"So what's your question, or questions don't hold back!" She asked happily.

'WHAT THE HECK???????????????????'

'She was threatening my life one second ago how, how did she-'

"Hello????Don't zone out on me again!"

"Why did you behave in such manner earlier."

"Sesshomaru you disappoint me. You of all people should know why. You have a great working brain, I am certain you can use it as well"

"Hn"

"Whatever dude"

"I don't know what this 'dude' is but I suggest you call me by my name"

"I will when you will, dude"

"Why would you want to put Inuyasha in pain?"

"Power for the course"

"What was that?"

"You already know and obviously you can't read me, have I overestimated you"

"I'll let that go"

"Sure you will and I bet that you'll ask me why did I act like I wanted to kill Inu-baka back there. Am I correct?"

"Hn"

"I don't want to kill him, but if I see him again today, you'll be a only child. Get it?"

"..." You can see he didn't

"Le, DUH!"

"Oh."

"My god Sessy-Dude what I did was SMACK DAB in the middle of your face! Even a bug could tell I wasn't happy to see him alive!"

"... What do you think of me then?" She started blushing with embarrassment "Well..."

"...And the last person in are Advance classes is Sango!"

"Oh, my gosh thank you so much Shagoka!!"

"No, thank yourself"

"Yea..." Later that day as she was walking towards the first place they really talked-same place miroku was;

"Miroku I miss you, why did I leave you? Yes, we had bad times, amusing time, laughable times also. Yet we had our moments didn't we? You are a pervert, and a hentai and just plain gullible sometimes. But I love you in spite of. It's your foolishness that makes me smile."

"My dear Sango are you alright? I'm such a fool letting you go without a fight. Is it my hand that drove you away? No, it was Inuyasha that did. Wait you shouldn't have left in the first place" He sighed full of confusion, frustration, and grief. "I just hope you are ok; My dearest. "He heard her voice meager yet still he could, billowing behind his form.

"Is it you Sango?" He asked to himself.

"Miroku, I miss you so. I just wish-" She gasped when she heard;

"Sango??" He yelled over the peak.

"MIROKU?"

She sprinted across the field eyes filled with tears, of happiness she jumped into the arms of her true love, Miroku.

"Miroku I've always loved you. Forgive me for leaving you-" He put a hushed finger over her lips.

"No, you had reason-every reason" His hand crept over to her butt and rubbed. Well you can guess what happened next-

"YOU PEVERTED HENTAI!! YOU GOT ME WHEN I WAS MOST INNOCENT"And then there was the mark of his perverted ways-the conclusion of them wiped on his burning cheek.

"It.Was.Worth the pain.Look past the fault and into my heart's-"

"Oh, shut-up. I still love you dummy."

"Do I have to answer that right now?"

"Yes."

"Um, well... Your like a real friend to me. But something more I can't put a finger one it."

(Kagomes mind)

'Yes you can Kagome!Gosh you already know you like him he's like a hunk and you can't put a finger on it? Bullcrap!'

'Shut-up! What was I supposed to say? "Hey Sessy I think you're really hot so wanna be my boyfriend or more?" No way!'

'That wouldn't be such a bad-'

'I will never say that got it?'

'You going to have to. Sooner or later...'

'I prefer later. much, much, later

'Whatever'

"So Sesshomaru, what do you think of me then?"

"You're a true mystery"

(Sesshomaru's mind)

'That's not true! She's beautiful, smart dislikes Inuyasha. Let me add a strong Miko. Did I forget she's beautiful?'

'She's merely a human'

'She so frickin' strong you don't know what she is so just smash it'

'She might be beauti-pretty for a human. That's not different from others'

'Your such a liar! One day you'll have to make a move, or I'll do it for you myself'

'I prefer that day to be much later than you presume. Much, much, much later.'

'Sure'

"I am aren't I? I assume you've seen my rampaged change of moods right?"

"How did-"

"Girls know the things, especially ones like me" She stood up and strided towards her training stations;

"See you tomorrow, Sessy" But what she heard next made her heart stop beating;

"You too, Kagome"

'He said our name! I'm in love!'

'Not yet, lover girl'

'Hmph!'

Funnies With Sessy-kun'

"What is your name sir" Frog Lady askes.

"Me names Sesshomaru"

"Um, excuse me can you say that properly for me Sesshomaru?"

"I don't gotta say nothing for nobodys"

"It's nobody and I would like you to say that properly!"

"You and your properness! What do you know?"

"Shut-up Sessy if you want your onion rings"Kagome says.

"I don't want onion rings anymore, I want a doughnut."

"That's the reason were here! You through a doughnut at a police officer!"

"I did?"

"I'm so sorry for Sessy's rude manners."

"It's ok"

"I want my doughnut!"

Frog Lady, and Kagome: UGH! SHUT-UP SESSY!

Sessy: No.