(A/N; COME ON PEOPLE!!! REVIEW FOR THE LOVE OF SESSY-KUN!!!!!!Oh and check out my oneshot on my author's page.)
Disclaimer: I don't own the idiot, now hear it from the idiot himself.
Inuyasha: Me? Or Kouga?
Coolgirls: No George Washington Carver
Inuyasha: Oh.
Coolgirls: OF COURSE IT'S YOU DUMMY!!!
Inuyasha: Then why didn't you say so?
Coolgirls: I've lost my penitence with you- SESSY!!!
Sesshomaru: Yes dear?
Coolgirls: Blushing, um say the disclaimer please
Sesshomaru: Anything for you. Coolgirls doesn't own us. But she can own me...
Coolgirls: Stop your making me blush!
Inuyasha: Why don't I make you blush?
Coolgirls: Because no dummy can make me blush.
Inuyasha: Oh...HEY!
Sesshomaru: Idiot
Coolgirls: Couldn't agree more.
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''Ok, Sango! Wakey Wakey! We got to get to the battle dome!!!''
''Snissle frizzle''
''No we can't eat cheetos before hand! We'll lose our strength!''
''Chizzle missle''
''No sluchies ether! Now Come on!!!!''
''Fine.'' She said getting up.
''Now all we have to do is cross past Keade's village''
''You mean sneak?''
''Yes. Now we can duck and crawl passed them in the bushes. But we might get thorns stuck on our clothes.''
''Ok, ready?''
''Yes let's go''
They headed towards Keade's village. Passed the path road. Into the auburn's scenery. The leaves were falling. Touching the ground with gentle ease. Everything looked safe to pass by. Until they heard yelling.
''You baka! Betraying me with that reincarnation! Why didn't you just stay with her?''
''Because I love you Kikiyo!''
'Hmm I'll show him some love' pulling up her sleeves and turning her hair emerald showing her powerful aura. Walking out of the bushes. Thank kami Sango pulled her back before she did any damage.
''No Kagome stay here. Just stay calm. Breath in, breath out ok?''
''Hn, sorry lost my cool for a second.''
''Can't lose what you never had''
''Not time for jokes Sango.''
''I know it's just I wanted to say that for so long to somebody.''
''Well now wasn't exactly opportunely-knocking-on-the- door time.''
''Ok let's listen''
Kagome started looking at her watch. ''Well we got 2 hours to spare why not?''
''Great!''
They turned their ears in to what they were fussing about...
''You don't love me! You might like me more than that girl! But going back to her battle stations spying on her isn't telling me you love me!!!''
''Not true!''
''Not true? I heard you yesterday mumbling something under your breath, something about her and your older sibling Sesshomaru-sama!''
''You knew about that?''
''Yes. Why do you care what she does with him anyway?''
His eyes started going into red state, pupils turning blue. He finally answered the question. But he was still in his demon form
''Because she mine!!!!''
'WHAT THE FLIPING HELLO KITTY???' She thought
'He still loves you'
'He never did'
'That's is true. But he always wanted to have his bone and eat it too'
'Well I'm not that kinda girl'
'And I'm proud to say so. But that doesn't stop him from still having faith in that un-logical theory'
''She yours?!!" Kikiyo shrieked.
''Yes''
''Inuyasha how could you?''
''She is warm. You are cold. She is pretty. You are dead.'' He replied.
''That is what you think about me?''
''Yes is that what you think about me Inu-baka?'' Kagome asked stepping out of the bushes. She couldn't take it anymore. Was he lying all along? Did he really love her? Well, it didn't matter. She loved Sesshomaru. Not Inuyasha. She was willing to say that she loved Sesshomaru. Not out loud though.
''I don't love you filthy wench'' He got in control with his beast and put it back were it belonged.
''Good. Because Inu-baby is mine''
''Have the dipshit''
''What did you call me wench''
''She called you a-'' Sesshomaru said stepping out of the pathway. Standing by her side. Protecting her. Not like she needed it.
''Dip-shit dumbass'' She said crossing her arms.
''Why are you here Sesshomaru?" Inuyasha asked, ignoring Kagome.
''I'm here for Kagome''
''Since when did you care were she's at?''
''Since she became my girlfriend''
'OMG OMG OMG!! HE ACTALLY SAID THAT INFRONT OF HIM!!! EEEPPP!!!' Kagome's other half jumping up in down
''What? Girlfriend?''
''You don't need to know anything except she's off limits.''
''What she's yours?" Kikiyo asked
''I guess you could put it that way yeah.'' Kagome replied
''She's mine Mr.Freezer''
''I'll show you both what cold is'' She rose them up with her arms but she didn't do anything else because Sesshomaru stopped her.
''Release them''
''No I'm having fun''
''I am too but don't you want to save your energy?''
''I guess. I'll suck the life out of the hanyou later. See ya Sesshomaru''
''You as well''
She dropped them from the sky (NOT GENTLY hehe) and walked off.
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''We made it!''
''Yes our final test''
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Ok I'm sorry for that but I really wanna saver the story ok? So I'm leaving it here until tomorrow
Funnies With Sessy-Kun
Inuyasha: Why do I always have to be the bad guy?
Coolgirls: Because no one likes you.
Kouga: Were's my lover?
Kagome: Lover? Your barely better than that dumb Hanyou!
Sesshomaru: Kagome is mine.
Coolgirls: What about me?
Kagome: What about her Sessy?
Sesshomaru: 0.o
Coolgirls: We'll get him later
Kagome: Ok!