(A/N; Ok peeps this may be short because I have stiff to do so w/e)
Disclaimer:SESSSY!
Sesshomaru: Would you stop calling me that?
Coolgirls: No
Kagome: Why should we? I like the name!
Sango: Me too
Denise: Yup you should be proud of the name Sessy
Sesshomaru: Never in hell
Kagome: Well you'll be...sooner or later
Sesshomaru: You wish
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''Um Sesshomaru-sama can I come in?'' Kagome said knocking on the door
''Yes''
''Ok... um...'' She said sitting down
''What is it?''
''Sesshomaru can me and Sango take Rin shopping?''
''What?''
''Well um we think Rin should get a feel of what it is to be a pre-teen in fudaul Japan that's all''
''Never''
''What? Why?''
''Look how you turned out.'' He smiled when she started turning red with anger
''I beg your pardon''
''Look how you turned out.''
''Sessy I really really hate you for that. But regardless I'm not going to be here later.''
''Why not?''
''I'll be at the mall''
''I told you that-''
''See ya later sessy!''
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''Ok ready to get in the car?'' Sango said
''Car?''Rin asked
''Form of transportation no come on!'' Kagome replied
''Um ok..'' She said stepping into her car
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''Ok Rin today you will become a women-''
''What???''
''She means you will become a official shop-to-you-dropper''
''Um ok''
''Let's start with eye candy''
''Kagome no not right now!''
''Why not?'' Said Rin
''Rin do you know what eye candy is?''
''No but it's worth asking right?''
''See Sango? She is a risk-taker unlike you!''
''You honestly think looking at boys like stalkers is going to teach her anything?''
''Well boys were on the list of 'Being a Pre-Teen''.''
''There never was a list!''
''Says you''
''Oh gods can we just go?'' Said Rin
''Fine''
''Humph!''
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''Oh look at that guy there!'' Kagome said pointing at a guy that has blonde hair and looks like Jesse McKarthey
''He's cute for you'' Sango said nudging Rin
''So what do I do?''
''Talk to him-''
''And be cool!''
''Ok here it goes'' Rin said stepping out towards him
''Hi'' She said to the un-known guy
''Hey what's up?''
''The sky'' (Wow Rin's clueless personality comes in handy doesn't it?)
''Humor. Comes in handy. Wanna go get a shake? It's on me.''
''Um ok?''
''Your really not a girl I've met before. How old are you?''
''12''
''I'm 12 1/2. What's your name?''
''Rin and yours?''
''Mirarokua'' (Pronounced Mia-ro-ku-a)
''Um so this is my first time being here'' She said sitting in a chair next to his
(This is Kagome and Sango spying on her)
''Ah! Young love'' Sango said with stars in her eyes
''Sango they aren't in love...yet!''
''Just thank kami she doesn't like Sota. That would be horrid''
''Don't even speak that way. I don't wanna jinx it!''
''Ok.''
(Back with Rin and hottie boy!)
''So you go to school here?''
''Um no''
''Well my family's on a trip here'' She said remembering that alibi Kagome gave her
''Oh so um what do you like here?''
''The clothes''
''Well that's simple. I know what I like here''
''What?''
''It's you''
(Kagome and Sango)
''OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!! Rin's got a crusher!''
''OMG I know!''
''Well first we gotta set them up on a date! But what will Sessy think?''
(Rin and hottie boy!)
''Um I ah...'' Rin said blushing
''What?''
''I like you too. I gotta go meet my friends Kagome and Sango''
''Ok meet here in a hour so we can switch digits''
''Ok''
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''So how'd it go?'' Kagome said walking into the cellphone department
''He wants to switch digits whatever that means''
''He wants your phone number!'' Sango said
''Great because were getting you a phone right now!'' Kagome said
''Ok''
''You like a 'razor' or a 'sidekick'?'' Sango asked
''Razor? Those things hurt!''
''No it's a brand name'' Kagome said trying to wipe off the mortified look on Rin's face
''Oh''
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''Were's Kagome?''
'She said she would be at there mall dumb-doo'
'After I said she couldn't?'
'Yes. I love that about a girl. Challenge'
'As do I'
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Ok people sorry for the short chappie! I have to go!
Funnies With Sessy-Kun
Kagome: So were's sessy?
Sesshomaru: I told you not to call me that
Rin: I have a boyfriend
Sesshomaru: WHAT?
Sango: And he said he liked her first
Sesshomaru: WHAT???
Kagome: Yep. might as well get over it
Sesshomaru: 0.o