Kyoko: I know, I know! This is extremely extremely very very very really really really late. And I'm so sorry! I've been busy, lazy, busy and lazy! and I've had an extreme case of writers block and I know that's really not any excuse but if you can find it in your hearts to forgive me and continue reading my story and review, I'd be so happy. Now, another thing, I'm not very happy with this chapter, I don't think I put enough detail and what not in it but I'm too tired to do anything else with it. Also, I did noy proof read it and I did not edit mistakes out, sorry again. I do hope that you at least find this chapter a little good and please review!
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All the girls, except for a rare few, began trying to fling themselves at the hottest guys in the camp, which of course consisted of Sasuke, Gaara, Neji, Itachi, Deidara and Kimimaro. It was truly amazing hoe ravenous girls could actually get. I mean, c'mom, are you watching this? One of the girls was flinging off her shirt, Deidara no longer had a shirt, Itachi's pants vanished, Sasuke was hiding behind Naruto(who was getting brutally beaten by the girls), Kimimaro was whacking girls away with a lead pipe that came out of nowhere, Neji was hitting girls left and right with his baseball bat, and Gaara, well Gaaaa, let's just say he had a body guard of his own. Because when other girls except Hinata tried touching him our sweet Hinata disappeared and behold, Hina-Ikeike makes her first appearance.
"STAY AWAY FROM MY FUCKING BOYFRIEND YOU SKANKY BITCHES!" bellowed Hina-Ikeike as she swung around a metal bat that she stole from her pretty-boy cousin(who is now left defenseless against the crazy mob of hormonal females)
Gaara who had never seen Hinata like this was in awe, and from then on decided he would never ever ever ever get on her bad side, for he preferred to live long enough to reach thirty or so.
"OI!!! YOU FREAKING MAGGOTS! STOP ACTING LIKE WILD BEASTS OR I'M SENDIN YA HOME, DAMNIT!" screeched Anko fiercely, as she hopped off the bus and began tearing the girls away from the more attractive boys.
Hinata eventually calmed down after all the girls went on to introduce themselves to the other boys but she still glared wildly, ready to pounce at any second while Gaara just stood innocently behind her, slightly scared, wondering if he should try running away but figured Hinata would probably eat him alive if he did.
Gaara then raised an imaginary brow as Itachi came staggering over to him and Hinata, trying to pull on his torn and shredded pants whilst he muttered many obscene curses and profanities, "Hey, Hina-chan, you're friends are fucking crazy." he sneered, noticing that the part of his pants that covered his butt was gone, he screeched incredulously.
Hinata laughed nervously, offering feebly that she could sow the older Uchiha's pants back together. Gaara covered his mouth with his hands, trying desperately not to snicker but he failed miserably. Seeing this, Hinata sighed, "Ah, well, y-you know, I don't really know all of them…. Sakura-chan was swooning over Sasuke-kun and beating Naruto-kun at the same time… Ten-ten was trying to rape Neji-nii-san and Ino was attempting to have a threesome with Deidara-kun and Kimimaro-kun at the same time." said Hinata, another nervous laughter coming over.
"Like I said, " began Itachi, trying to pull his hair out, "Fucking crazy!!!!" he shouted before running off to hide under the cabin.
Hinata rubbed the back of her head and glanced at Gaara, who in turn glanced back at her, and thus began the lovers staring contest but Iruka has a way of interrupting things, swinging up his megaphone, he screeched through it, "SO, ANKO-SAN AND I JUST PLANNED THE FIRST BOY/GIRL ACTRIVITY AND THAT WILL BE… DDADADADADADADADA, DUN, DUN, DUN, A DANCE!!!! GRANTED THERE ARE MORE BOYS THEN GIRLS SO SOME OF YOU LADS WILL HAVE TO GO DATELESS OR WITH EACHOTHER!"
Kankurou squealed and ran over to Sasuke but Sasuke went and hid under the cabin with Itachi, both brothers coming to a truce for the time being.
At this announcement each girl(even Hinata) let out excited giggles, simultaneously checking their makeup and flaunting their body parts to the boys, well, Hinata didn't need to do that because Gaara gripped her hand and kissed her cheek, whispering sexily into her ear that he'd be so honored if he could be her partner for the dance even though he doesn't really fancy things like this but for Hinata, he'd do anything.
Now everybody say: awwwwww. Anyway,
Hinata said yes faster then you could say chicken and Gaara kissed her faster then Sasuke could gag, oh, what a record!
Hinata, Ino, Sakura and Tenten stood in Sakura and some other girls room, trying to get Hinata as pretty as possible for the dance, which was only about three hours away. Since Anko and Iruka loved the idea of having the dance the same night they announced so the7y could make all the kids stressed and run around trying to find dates and get ready. In fact, said teachers were sitting in lawn chairs sipping tropical drinks and munching on popcorn, watching all the kids run about here and there looking panic stricken, ah, the good days.
Ino was currently working on Hinata's makeup, applying things to her face at such a rapid pace that Hinata almost thought she might end up looking like a clown or a mime of some sort. Sakura was working on the young Hyuuga's hair, several different combs going through long indigo locks at once, along with hair spray and other various products. And finally Tenten was digging through Sakura's suitcase trying to find an outfit that would suit her young friend, upon finding one she gave a dramatic sigh, as if picturing Hinata in the dress already. Without too much effort Tenten pushed Ino and Sakura away as she then began to drag the poor heiress away to the bathroom, fallowed by several noises made by the two.
Ten long minutes passed before Tenten exited the room, looking rather proud of herself but still, Hinata did not emerge, which made the other two nervous but Tenten just gave an exasperated sigh and shouted for Hinata to come out .
Timidly the bluenette exited the bathroom and simultaneously Ino and Sakura's jaws dropped, looking utterly shocked. It was amazing, Hyuuga Hinata looked stunning.
Blushing cutely, stood before them was a very lovely looking young lady. Wearing a strapless golden colored dress with a pattern of diamonds dancing across it in flower like patterns, the dress fitted the young Hyuuga perfectly, framing her figure with the utmost beauty. Her hair was half up with her normally front bangs pulled to the side; her hair no longer straight but in large elegant curls with glitter placed here and there. Hinata's makeup was very lightly powered with natural looking foundation and a nice applicant of mascara and eyeliner. No doubt about it, Hyuuga Hinata looked like a goddess.
"Wow Hina-chan, you look super stunning!" cried Ino, gaping at her innocent friend.
Sakura's reaction was much the same, staring wide eyed at the lavender-eyed female, "Holy shit Hina!" she nearly shouted, "Damn, them boys are going to have nosebleeds at the sight of you!"
Tenten smiled, looking at Hinata with a fond expression, "You really do look nice Hinata-chan." she complimented, before grinning brightly at the very red heiress.
Hinata mumbled thanks but was quickly pushed out of the door, getting suggestive nudges and sly winks from Sakura and Ino as she left. Boy, she was in for a long night.
The dance had been going on for about ten minutes already but Hinata was far to nervous to do anything, she just stood dumbly at the window, peeking at the outside where the dance was being held. The backyard being nicely lit by heat lamps and other things. The décor being simple yet stylish, with rose bushes planted here and there and a wooden dance floor set up, there was even some band playing. Nicely set up for something that was just planned.
Then the shy girls heart skipped a couple beats when her lavender orbs rested upon her prince. There was Gaara standing near Naruto looking absolutely handsome in his black suit. Now, if Hinata couldn't move before she couldn't move now even more so. Her heart was beating faster and faster as she began to feel like she couldn't breathe, oh, it was all too much and she would have fainted but two girls known as Sakura and Ino took the liberty of shoving Hinata out the door, stumbling slightly on her golden jeweled heels.
Catching her balance Hinata looked up to see everybody staring at her. Instantly her face lit up with an outstanding shade of crimson as she walked forward with a nervous stride, her eyes downcast. But soon her eyes were no longer staring at the floor but now at mint green optics as Gaara had tilted her head with one of his hands. Gaara smiled warmly at Hinata, and just by that she felt her heart leap out of her chest. Smirking at that, Gaara leaned towards Hinata's ear, sending shivers down her spine from his warm breath, he whispered, "Hinata, you look absolutely incredible."
If possible Hinata turned an even deeper shade of red, allowing herself to smile shyly at Gaara as she took his hand and he lead her away to the dance floor.
Many girls and boys alike were staring at the dancing couple. Some with dreamy looks in there eyes, some in disgust, some with jealousy and some with what might be lust. Deidara especially was glaring at Gaara, making hissing noises as he danced with Tayuya, a somewhat boyish yet still pretty looking girl from the 'sound.' Tayuya however didn't seem to notice, she just kept dancing with Deidara, taking the hissing sounds as sexual sounds, making one of her hands slap his butt which Deidara jumped at.
Sakura was dancing with Naruto, since Sasuke had refused to dance with her for the millionth time, she figured she might as well dance with someone. Ino had her arms firmly wrapped around Sai, twirling him this way and thatm making him look like a helpless doll of sorts. Tenten was dancing with Lee, having Neji refuse her once was enough for her.
Neji and Sasuke sat at one of the tables closest to the dance floor, glaring at Gaara with such fire that the table could possibly set on fire. Both boys grumbling colorful curses in low hissing voices.
And look, Kiba set the table on fire! Hooray for pyro-maniacs.
Which in a strange twist of events, the fire started to burn Neji's hair. The pretty boy began running around the dance floor screaming bloody hell in the most unnatural high pitched girly voice known to man kind. His arms flailing about as he continued to wail in pain while all the kids just seemed to laugh not bothering to help but luckily for Neji, Tenten came to the rescue and pushed Neji into the lake, his burning hair instantly ceased to be on fire. Sasuke snickered as he jogged up to the lake, eyeing Neji with amusement, "For once I'm not the one being pushed--" but Sasuke was cut off as someone landed a kick right in the center of his back, causing the duckbutt haircut boy to fly face first into the water like a rocket. Sasuke was about ready to kill whoever kicked him but the mysterious sasuke-kicker had vanished, leaving Sasuke to fume madly by himself as Neji had already departed from the lake.
When Neji came back to the dance everybody stopped what they were doing so they could gape at him. Neji no longer had his long beautiful hair but now had shoulder length, messy, boyish looking hair that was singed at the tips. All the girls instantly went over him, blood gushing from their noses at the same time. From then on Neji would no longer be known as the girly-bastard but the princely-bastard or something like that.
After a good four or so hours of dancing, eating and laughing everyone was back in there rooms, chattering away about Neji's new hair, oddly enough.
What an exciting way to end a night.
Let's talk about Neji's hair, fer sure!
No one was happy when they woke up to the annoyingly infernal sound of Iruka's megaphone, booming his voice across the cabin, burning the ears of poor innocent teenagers.
"HEY YOU PUNKS! GET DRESSED! ANKO-SAN AND I HAVE A BRAND NEW ACTIVITY FOR YOU! WE'RE DOING A BATTLE OF THE SKITS! CAN DOWN HERE NOW!"
Hinata was the first to get up, since she had to cook breakfast for like 50 or whatever amount of kids. Breakfast consisted of miso soup, tamago sushi and seasoned rice, yummy! After breakfast all the kids lined up in the living room, waiting for one of the counselors to explain this 'battle of the skits,'
Kakashi lazily stepped forward, idly fanning himself with one of his ludicrous porn novels, "Well, we're going to separate you twits into four groups, and each group has to perform one scene from one of the lord of the rings movies. We don't give a damn which scene, just do one. Get it? Got it? Then get lost." explained the silver haired porn reader as he then plopped himself in a corner, giggling like a young girl as he read his book.
Iruka rolled his eyes and the stepped foreword, "Well, you have all day to prepare, you perform the skits tonight. So be ready and work hard!" he said cheerfully.
And that's a wrap!
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Kyoko: Now, you must be wondering, why lord of the rings? Well, I've been watching the movies lately so yeah. And I'll definately try to update ASAP!