Who the hell are you???
I don't own Naruto or else I would have killed Sasuke off.
Remember to love and kill everyone.
Means inner thoughts
So Kakashi and Halo walked towards the Hokage tower. When they got in to the office Sarutobi was busy.
"Excuse me hokage-sama but we found this boy in the middle of Konoha."
"Yo." said Halo
" Well what village is he from?" asked Sarutobi.
" Ehehehe well he's not from any village but another world and he knows our future."
" Yeah I do but all I know is how to fight."
" Really??? So do you want to become a ninja???"
" Meh I guess. I really don't know but sure I need some money."
" Ok so you will be the new addition of Team Seven."
" What???" asked Kakashi.
" Ok well that's great I have an emo girl, an annoying fangirl, a ramen eating bastard , and a lazy pervert. How sweet of you Hokage-sama."
" I hate you kid."
" I love you too Mr. Hatake."
" Well then off you go then."
"Sweet. Well I gotta go bother the rest of the rookie nine so laters."
" Wow I am going to quit as a teacher this team seems to damn dysfunctional."
" You're right." said Sarutobi.
So after a long while Halo searches for some other rookies when he spots Hinata spying on Naruto.
" HELLO UP THERE!!!"
"Yeep!!!"
As Hinata falls, Halo catches her.
" T-T-Thank y-y-you."
" Ehehehe well I'm the one that yelled at you ."
" O-O-Oh i-i-its o-o-okay." said Hinata
" Cool."
" Hey are you allright Hinata?" said a boy carrying a dog.
" Yes I am ok."
" WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU???"
" Hey don't insult me lover boy , I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE YOUR HINATA-CHAN!!!
The boy just stared blushing redly and very mad at Halo while Hinata and now a boy in sunglasses are shocked.
" AND MISS HINATA LOVES NARUTO!!!!"
Due to the fact they were in front of Ichiraku's and Naruto was there, Hinata passed out.
" So what's your name?" asked Halo.
" Shino, yours?"
" Halo good to meet you."
" Was it necessary to reveal that information?"
" Yeah pretty much. Well got's to go laters Shino."
" Bye Halo." So he carries off the two Shinobi that passed out.
" Hey what the heck was that about?" asked Naruto to Halo.
" Hmmmm... I am too great to answer a question from you."said in a mocking-Sasuke-type of way.
Naruto being an idiot that he is got mad.
" What the hell teme I just asked you a question."
" You're an idiot Naruto did you just not hear me mock Sasuke and you thought I was being an arrogant."
" Ehehehe sorry about that." said Naruto giving a foxy grin.
" No worries oh and hello there sir."
" Hi there are you a friend of Naruto?" asked the cook of the ramen shop.
" No just a stranger and new member of Team Seven."
" What , NO WAY!!!"
" Yep well can I get some miso ramen sir."
" Sure coming right up." said the cook.
" So you're in my team."
" Yeah and it sucks too." said Halo
" How so?" asked Naruto
" Well I'm stuck with first off all a guy that loves himself and thinks about his brother a little too much, a girl that obviously is never going to give up on a loser because she is a loser , you Naruto with obviously knowing that she will never love you and a lazy , fat , old pervert sensei with gay hair. I meant to say gray hair."
Then from behind he could hear cracking fists. It was Sakura and Sasuke.
" L-L-Look b-b-behind y-y-you..."
" OH HELLO SAKURA-CHAN, SASUKE-KUN HOW ARE YOU BOTH DOING!!!" said a smiling Halo.
" Oh Halo you really messed up talking about me or Sasuke-kun like that." said a sadistic Sakura
" Really because obviously I have said what needed to be said."
" You're just jealous that I am better than you."
" Yeah yeah ho hum got anything else to say."
" Yeah , Die!!!" said an angry Sakura.
But Halo was too fast for Sakura or Sasuke to even touch.
" Yo, is that all you have Sasgay, Forehead???"
" I like this kit ."
" Shut it fox."
" Come on look at him he tells the truth."
" Still they're my friends."
" Sure kit their your friends."
" WHAT DID YOU CALL ME???" said an angry Sakura and Sasuke.
" Man is everyone in Konoha deaf??"
" Sorry I'm late my kitty cat...
" Hey Kakashi-sensei."
" Oh hey Naruto, well it seems they want to kill they're new comrade huh??"
" Yep." said Naruto
" You're lucky Kakashi-sensei is here Halo-kun." said an evil Sakura.
" I'm so scared." said Halo in a sarcastic way.
" You're in my list to die." said Sasuke.
" What you want pie??"
" No I said die."
" Pie?"
" Die!!!"
" Pie???"
" DAMN IT !!!"
For the first time Kakashi and Sakura saw their Sasuke-kun lose his cool.
" Wow that was awesome!!" said Naruto.
" Thanks, now the power of pickles compelles me."
Everyone sweatdrops of hearing this.
" This is going to be bad."
" How troublesome this will be."
To be continued...
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