Who the hell are you???
I don't own Naruto or Halo. Halo is a fan favorite game but I have never played it. Curse you donkeys but the name itself is bad ass.
Meaning inner thoughts.
" Why do you have to alienate your teammates, Halo?"
" Because they need to hear that they both suck."
" WHAT DID YOU SAY??" said Sakura and Sasuke.
" Wow I have never seen Sasuke this ticked off."
" Well it is my specialty to piss people off, speaking of which I got to meet the rest of Rookie Nine so laters."
"Bye peptobismole, bye sheboy. Oh and bye the way peptobismole is a pink medicine which is nasty as your big forehead."
" GET BACK HERE YOU JERK!!!" screamed Sakura.
"OH NO I HOPE HE'S NOT GOING TO..." Kakashi thought.
But it was too late and their he found in the forest Asuma with his students, Shikamaru, Choji, and Ino.
" Yo." said Halo.
" May I help you?" asked Asuma.
" Yeah just wanted to meet these guys."
" Ok then see you later guys."
" Hi I'm Ino."
" Hi I'm Choji."
" No you're Cartman from now on."
" Why Cartman?"
" Because from where I'm from he's a big fat ass who doesn't know how to stop eating like you."
" DON'T CALL ME FAT."
" Ok piggy."
" Choji relax."
" Man just a joke don't need to be so troublesome."
" Hey why did you say that?"
" Well where I'm from its my saying."
" Yeah well I say it here."
" You know its too troublesome to argue about it."
" You're right. What a drag." said Shikamaru.
" So why did you want to meet us?" asked Ino.
" Because I pissed off Kiba, Sakura , Sasuke..."
" HOW DARE YOU ANGER MY SASUKE-KUN!!!"
" How troublesome." said Shikamaru and Halo.
" Listen airhead I can make anyone angry if I want to and you know why?"
" Why?" asked Ino clenching her teeth.
" Cause Sasuke said he loves you."
" SASUKE-KUN SAID HE LOVED ME???"
" Yep you should hurry and kiss him." said a smirking Halo.
" OK WHERE IS HE???"
" He's at Ichiruka's ramen shop."
" I'M COMING MY SWEET PRINCE!!" said Ino .
Everyone including Choji start laughing.
" I got to say Halo I think you're cool ." said Shikamaru.
" Neh just love doing what I'm doing anyways..."
Just a few miles away Naruto is battling Mizuki ...then appears Halo and steals the scrolls.
" Sweet Ninja moves." said Halo reading the scrolls.
" Hey give them back!!" said Naruto.
" Ok here you go I already studied them." said Halo as he throws the scrolls .
" Hey you what's your name?"
" Hi I'm Halo I like walk in the parks , eating with friends and I'm going to be the best ninja ever, dattebayo."
From a far ... Naruto Shipuuden
" HEY THAT JERK STOLE MY CATCHPHRASE!!" said Naruto.
" Don't worry Halo will get HIS ASS SUED!!!" said Masashi(creator of Naruto)
Meanwhile back at Konoha...
" Geez Naruto he's just like you ."
" I'm not I'm cool and suave jackass."
" WHAT DID YOU CALL ME???" said Iruka.
" HE SAID NOTHING IRUKA SENSEI!!!"
" I can't wait that old cougar comes and becomes hokage then we'll see some action."
" WHO??" asked Naruto and Iruka.
" Uhhhhhhhhh... no one. Anyways I need to find the last of the Rookies and see my beloved."
" Your beloved???" asked Naruto and Iruka.
" You'll see."
What will happen with Halo causing havoc??? Will the entire rookie class hate him??? Do I have to write another chapter??? Did we win World War II??? You'll have to find out so stay tuned...
MAN I LOVE WRITING THIS STORY ITS FUN!!! ALSO CHECK OUT MY OTHER STORY TALK SHOW SEQUEL AND IF NOT I'M PUTTING A CAP ON INO'S ASS!!! TOODLES...