Who the hell are you???
I don't own Naruto or Halo.
Means Inner thoughts
Halo had been walking around for a while till he spotted a green spandex bruce lee looking guy speaking to his students about youth.
" Yo." said Halo
" Hello youthful friend!!!How are you on this youthful day??" said a screaming Gai.
" Pretty good. I'm just walking around meeting the Rookie Nine."
" Oh I see youthful one well come over here and greet us with your youthful presence!!!"
" No I don't want to get gay germs that you and your boyfriend over there have."
Ten-ten started giggling and Neji chuckled a bit.
" You are so youthful with your youthful insults my name is Rock Lee."
" Rip off artist."
" Name's Neji Hyuuga and fate tells me your ..."
" Yeah yeah loser such an arrogant bastard are you Sasuke's twin sister or something???"
Neji got pissed I mean really pissed. No one has set him off like how Halo had.
" WHAT DID YOU SAY JERK???"
" I SAID...Who's this lovely young lady?"
Ten-ten blushed a light pink.
" My name's Ten-ten what's yours?"
" My name's Halo no I'm not youthful I believe in killing those who think everything is youthful and fate is nothing more than a bitch just like Neji-kun over there."
Gai and Lee were scared while Neji was fumming red.
" Laters my sweet princess." said Halo while kissing Ten-Ten's hand.
" B-B-Bye H-H-Halo-kun!!!" squealed Ten-Ten.
Neji now was severly overload with anger but that's for another time.
So Halo poofed away to where back to team seven of course.
" Yo." said Halo and noticed a pissed Sakura , Ino, and Sasuke.
" What did your threesome not go so well cause you Sakura and Ino don't look like men?"
" SHUT IT HALO HOW DARE YOU SAY SASUKE SAID HE LOVED INO-PIG!!!"
" FOREHEAD'S RIGHT!!"
" HOW DARE YOU SAY THINGS I NEVER SAID!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FIRST!!"
" Hey what's going on?" asked Naruto.
" Nothing much Naruto you?" said Halo who apparently ignored their hatred eyes directed towards him.
" Why are they mad?" asked a confused Naruto.
" WELL ITS BECAUSE SASGAY COULDN'T SATISFY NEITHER ONE OF THESE TWO LOVELY YOUNG MEN!!!"yelled Halo so everyone could hear him.
All three were about to seriously murder Halo when Kakashi arrived.
" Sorry I was late I, wow..." said Kakashi who saw that Sakura , Ino and Sasuke were ready to destroy Halo.
" Halo what did you do?" asked Kakashi.
" Always blaming me huh??? That's just racist."
" Its not racist its just that they look mad at you."
" Ok it happened like this, Sakura confessed her feelings for me then Ino slapped her kissed me, Sasuke cried about loving you Kakashi, then he felt up Naruto's leg ."
" HELL NO THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED!!!" yelled all four shinobi.
" So troublesome team, Kakashi-sensei."
This kid was going to be the death of him. Seriously if he oh no if Ino then...
" There you are bastard!!" yelled Kiba.
" I'm going to kill you!!" screamed Neji
" Relax Kiba, Halo you better run dude." said an emotionless Shino.
" H-H-HI H-H-HALO-KUN!!!" said Ten-ten with hearts in her eyes.
" Oh no Halo-kun is here!!" said Hinata in her thoughts of course. This is what she actually said:
" Hi Halo-kun."
" I knew you would be up to your youthful self!!!" screamed a crazy Lee.
Then came the three senseis: Asuma, Kurenai,Gai along with them Anko.
" I heard the kid you got there has got our students really pissed." said Asuma
" Yeah well I heard smoking is bad m'kay." said Halo in a mocking way.
" Is that the little bastard?" asked Anko. All of the rookies and jounins were scared but not Halo too bravo or something like that.
" YEAH BITCH WHAT'S IT TO YOU??" yelled Halo.
So she went behind his back and pulled out a knife and poofed behind Halo and looked smug. Everyone was scared for Halo except Halo he wasn't scared for Halo.
" NOT SO TOUGH KNOW HUH ASSHOLE??? asked a smirking Anko.
" Actually you smell like ass, you talk like an ass, therefore you must be an ass."
Everyone was now horrified. Kurenai thinking that this kid is going to die, Asuma and Kakashi wishing they had his guts to tell the truth and Gai admiring his last youthful will power. Then she shocked them...she kissed the little bastard.
" You know I hope we meet each other some time ." squealed a happy and seducing looking Anko.
" Sure now get out of here loser."
" Yesssssss sir." left a smiling Anko.
" Well guys what's for dinner??"
Saying everyone was shocked was an understatement of the year. They all looked like saying anything he could suprise them.
" Well our test should be started right Kakashi about the bell tests."
" Damn it this kid knows about it."
" What test?" asked Sakura .
" Its a test for tomorrow so don't eat breakfast or you'll die." said Kakashi in a cool tone.
All three of the shinobi's were quite scared.
" Well I better tone my fighting skills. Laters ladies and Naruto ." said Halo.
So he took off.
" I swear he is close to topping my die list over Itachi little by little." said Sasuke in his thoughts.
" He's going to pay for saying I look like a guy." said Sakura in her thoughts.
" OH HALO-KUN YOU'RE SUCH A BAD BOY!!!" said a blushing Inner Sakura.
" Wow he's actually made it easier for me, thanks Halo." said Naruto in his thoughts.
" I think I might actually lose my cool cause of Halo and it troubles me so." said Kakashi in his thoughts.
" I wonder if cats fly in this universe? Nah but I could guess that I can after all I am Superman, Mwahahaha!!" said Halo in his inner thoughts as he walked towards the sunset.