Who the hell are you??
I don't own Naruto or Halo or even a car. But will own you if you don't review my story...
Means inner thoughts
To say it had been hell of a day for Kakashi would be an understatement.
First off he gets blasted with a bazooka, then he catches Halo feeling up on Sakura as a transformed Sasuke, then Halo kicks Sasuke in the shin and calls him a rip off artist.
To top it all, he steals Icha Icha book and burns it which made him wet his pants and cry.
" So how was that new student of yours?" asked Kurenai.
" Don't even ask." said a flustured Kakashi.
" Seems to be a handful." said Asuma.
" I think I'm in love." said a crazy Anko.
Every jounin looked at her weird ... till Gai came of course.
" Well I think his youth will bring the rookies together for youthfulness of death where they will try to kill him." said a smiling Gai.
" True but Halo's too fast to kill." said Kakashi.
" Yo, who wants to kill me??" said Halo as he crashed through the windows.
" HALO-KUN!!!" squeals Anko as she hugs Halo but he ignores the hug.
" What are you doing here, Halo-san?" asked Kurenai.
" Just admiring your beautiful eyes." said Halo calmly.
Kurenai blushed madly and Asuma went to rage but was grabbed by Kakashi and Gai.
" HEY ITS THE YOUTHFUL HALO-KUN, HOW ARE YOU DOING YOUTHFUL ONE??" screamed Gai.
" GOOD GAI AND DID YOU KNOW YOUR BOY SEX SLAVE RAN AWAY???" screamed Halo.
" HE DID ?? OH NO I..." then the room stood still .
Everyone(but Halo of course ) ran into the bathrooms to vomit.
" Well I've done my job laters haters." said Halo and left.
" CURSE YOUR YOUTHFUL CUNNING , HALO-KUN!!" screamed Gai.
Meanwhile back at a playground all the rookies were gathering to get back at Halo.
" We need to do something about this threat." said Sakura.
" Yeah forehead's right Halo must be stopped." said Ino.
" But how?? " asked the rest of the members.
" Yeah how??" asked Halo who had just sneaked in.
" Well we start by...HALO IS THAT YOU???" asked a scared Sakura.
" Oh you guys you know you really hurt my feelings now I will have to make each of you pay."
So he ties them all up and starts laughing evilly.
" Ok first up is Sakura, your worst fear is having yellow hair so..." (throws bleach in her hair )"There don't you look good?"
" NOOOOOOOOO MY HAIR ITS UGLY!!!" screamed Sakura.
" Just like you... Anyway's next up is Sasuke."
" Do your worst dobe I'm not scared of anything."
" Is that Itachi and Naruto running away together to get married??" said Halo.
" NO NARU-KUN I LOVE YOU I..." the room got silent fast. Sasuke Uchiha was gay.
" I-I-I..." was all Sasuke could say.
" Geez your stuttering is worse than Hinata's." said Halo.
" PLEASE WE'RE SORRY!!!" said all the rest of rookie nine.
" Don't worry only Ino will pay." said Halo calmly.
" Please if you let me go I'll go out with you." said Ino panicking.
" Nope now here..." and changes hair into pink.
" PINK!!!!NOOOOOOOO!!!" said Ino before she passed out.
" Well seems like I've done my job. Good bye my sweet princess, Ten-ten."
" Good bye- Halo-kun!!!" said a squealing Ten-ten.
" Laters yo." said Halo and poofed out.
Everyone was shocked. Who the hell was Halo??? How did he know their fears??? Should they be nice to him??
" Yo, sorry I was late but... OH BOY!!!" said a sweating Kakashi.
The rest of the jounins arrived to see their students in fear. Even Neji and the great Uchiha were terrified.
" WOW WHAT HAPPENED YOUTHFUL LEE??" asked Gai.
" THE GREAT YOUTHFUL HALO SCARED THE HELL OUT OF OUR YOUTHFUL SELVES SENSEI HE WAS YOUTHFULLY EVIL!!!" said a screaming Lee.
" Holly Hell, Sakura , Ino is that you??" asked Asuma.
" Y-Y-YES SENSEI WE WERE PLANNING TO GET BACK AT HALO-KUN BUT HE GOT US FIRST!!"
" Yeah then we find out Sasuke's gay and well shocked the hell out of us." said Naruto.
" Halo my god what are you doing to us ??" asked the sensei's.
Meanwhile...
Sarutobi" Seems we're getting into trouble?"
Halo" Yes hokage-sama its just well they all kinda deserve it."
Sarutobi" I understand."
Then Sarutobi gets hugged only to get a paper sticking to his back saying ( Kick my ass).
Sarutobi" Glad that we could have this talk."
Halo" Yes sir don king sir."
Halo leaves laughing at the old man.
To be continued...
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