Who the hell are you???
I don't own Naruto or Halo because if I did I would be rich. Oh the good ole days.
Means inner thoughts.
Note to fans: Sorry that it got serious but come on every character here is either hiding the fact their emo or are very emo. Will try to be funny though.
After going through all that havoc, the jounins and their students decided that they might as well get to know each other.
" So how's everyone?" Halo asked after seeing them shiver with fear a little.
" Good sir."
" I'm not your commanding officer and if I was I would make you miss Sakura to get a damn haircut also Sassy, Neji, and Choji everyone else you're good to go."
"Halo would you please respect your comrades?" asked Kakashi.
" Sorry sir its that because I was involved in a war once. It was terrible I saw my own friends die and get crazy things done to them." said Halo fake crying.
" REALLY?" asked everyone.
" No just kidding in my world war can only happen with weapons or video games."
" What's this video games your talking about and what kind of weapons do you use???" asked Shikamaru.
" Video games are none of your business and weapons well we use guns they're mostly to attack from a far and one bullet that guns shoot will either kill you or paralyze you forever oh and bombs too."
Everyone was shaking in fear.
" Yeah in my world the real world we can't use jitsus or jump from tree to tree. In my world heroes barely exist if any." said Halo.
" Oh wow..." was the only expression of the ninjas.
" Well suck it up people you're all gay to me. I mean each and everyone one you got dealt with a bad hand. Deal with it sucks to be someone everyone hates. So...quit messing with my feelings!!!"
" Huh???" asked the group.
" Nothing now what do you want to know about me, yes you ma'am." said Halo.
" I'M NOT A GIRL!!!" said Neji.
" Says you, anyways what's your question?"
" What's your deal with treating us badly?" asked Neji.
" Come on seriously you all play the freaking I'M A VICTIM FOR WHAT'S HAPPEN TO ME SO I'M EITHER A JERK OR AN EVEN BIGGER JERK." mocked Halo.
" The problem is that things like my family was entirely murder in my world is very unlikely Sasuke so shut your trap love the fact that everyone kisses your ass. "
" YEAH SASUKE-TEME!!!" said Naruto.
" Naruto I swear that..." said Sakura but never got to finish as Halo throws a kunai that nearly strikes her.
" Listen Haruno you are weak. You are pathetic and instead of doing something about it you just cry. Listen mister toughen up and just for note: SASUKE UCHIHA IS GAY!!!"
Everyone is shocked at the revelations and speech.
" Now I'm a friendly easy going type of guy but seriously all you guys act are like teenager punks. For some of you guys be men and stop acting like idiots. For you ladies stop being whiny, and weak and toughen up except for you Hinata in my world people like you are well liked."
" T-T-Thanks H-H-Halo-kun."said Hinata.
" Don't over do it ." said Halo with a sly smile.
" So Halo how is your life like?" asked Asuma.
" Pretty good I can't complain nor I should I be complaining or being emo about stuff can't help." said Halo.
" Halo-kun what are your likes?" asked Ten-ten who was blushing while saying this.
" My likes are watching the rain, writing stuff, getting ready for life and being an asshole." said Halo smiling.
" Oh." Everyone thought.
" Well Halo how do you know us so well?" asked Kakashi.
" Well I can't say lazy perv cause I don't like you oh and you smell like cat pee."
" WHAT!!! NO I DON'T I..." he smells himself only to find out that he in fact does.
" Damn I guess its shower time, laters." said Kakashi as he poofed out.
" Well I gotta find an apartment. Man its such a drag..."
" You could stay with me and my family." said Ten-ten coyly.
" Nah its too troublesome with Neji being in love with you and all." said Halo.
EVERYONE WAS INCREDIBLY SHOCKED WHILE NEJI WAS MADLY BLUSHING AND EMBARRASSED.
" WOW THE YOUTHFUL HALO-KUN HAS MADE THE UNBLUSHUABLE NEJI BLUSH FEARCLY WITH HIS YOUTHFUL COMMENTS!!!" screamed a crazy Lee.
" YOU ARE QUITE RIGHT YOUTHFUL LEE HE INDEED..." but they both get blasted with a laser by Halo.
" Grow up you two bastards." said Halo in a brookly accent.
" I-I-I..." was all Neji could say.
" I LOVE YOU TOO NEJI-KUN!!" and they kissed each other. HAPPY ENDING NO???" Well its not going to end this way.
" I LOVE YOU NEJI BUT YOU MUST KNOW THAT HALO-KUN IS ALSO MINE TOO!!!" said Ten-ten.
Everyone's jaw dropped.
" HELL NO I'M WAITING FOR MY BELOVED ONCE THE CHUUNIN EXAMS START!!!" said Halo.
" WHO'S THIS BELOVED YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ???" asked a very jealous Ten-ten.
" I'll never tell." was all Halo would tell her.
" Fine come on Neji-kun we're going to MAKE OUT!!" said Ten-ten.
" WAIT DESTINY TELLS ME..." but was pulled by Ten-ten.
" Seriously you ninjas must really love the drama for your sama which is obama." said a confused Halo.
" What does that mean?" asked Ino.
" I don't know." said Halo.
" Listen to me Ino and Sakura, let me ask you something, ok?" said Halo.
" Ok." said the two girls.
" Why do you like Sasuke besides the looks?? Tell me that and you could keep hunting him down for years I won't care."
" Umm..." said Sakura and Ino.
" Is it because he's thoughtful??"
" No..."
" Is it because he's caring??"
" No..."
" Is it because he's nice to you ladies??"
" No...
" So then answer me why?"
" I-I-I don't know." said the girls.
" Well then you two should stop being shallow cause is it worth losing your best friend over a jerk??"
" No... I guess its not. I'm sorry!!!" said the girls to each other.
" OH WELL THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER GREAT EPISODE OF DOCTOR PHIL JOIN US NEXT TIME AS WE BEAT DOWN ON A RAMEN FANATIC." said Halo mockingly.
" Who's Doctor Phil?" asked Kurenai.
" Some jerk who thinks he knows everything." said Halo.
Everyone sweatdrops.
" Yeah yeah I know but gotta admit punching Kiba is fun." Halo is saying this as he punches the hell out of Kiba.
"Kawaii." was that Kiba said.
" Why the hell did you say Kawaii for Kiba?" asked Naruto.
" I don't know the author made me do it." said Kiba.
Meanwhile in a land far, far away...
Author" Silly fools noone will suspect who wrote this."
Tsunade" Hey helovestowrite."
Author" NO YOU HAVE SERIOUSLY ENDANGERED MY LIFE!!!"
Back in Konoha...
" So umm... how can I deal with this saddness ?" asked Sasuke.
" Well talking helps and acting like a spoiled child doesn't." said Halo.
" Wow what a wise man!!!" said Asuma sarcastically. The gets punched in the face by Anko.
" DON'T MOCK HALO-KUN EVER!!!" said an angry Anko.
" Ehehehe don't worry he got the message." said Halo as he tries to strain her from giving Asuma a beatdown.
" HALO-KUN!!!" screamed Anko.
" Well gotta go laters fellas." said Halo as he poofed away.
To be continued...
Is this chapter too serious??
Am I old for eating Ice cream???
Who is the FBI after???
Stay tuned for...TALES OF INTEREST!!!