Who the hell are you???
I don't own Naruto or Halo. But own a sledge hammer I stole from an old lady...
"Man this is boring." said Halo. For nearly thirty minutes he had been exploring Konoha wondering to see if their was fun to be had.
"HI HALO-KUN!!!" screamed Sakura
" Yo how's it going?" said Halo.
"Good but umm..." Sakura was able to manage to say before Halo caught on.
" Let me guess...HOW DO I GET NARUTO TO LIKE ME?" said Halo.
" W-W-What I-I-I d-d-don't like Naruto!!" said Sakura.
" Cha you do I mean you sing for him now that you lost wanting Sasgay and everything."
/" What ever."/
Meanwhile back outside Sakura's head...
" Yo , Sakura you there?" asked Halo.
" Yeah umm..." she quickly starts to blush.
" Listen he already likes you just know that crazy banana boy would die for you so he likes you ."
"YES!!!!" screamed a crazy Sakura.
" Right, well just do that fangirl thing you did to Sasuke but now to Naruto and he'll like you."
" Ok thanks bye halo-kun!!" said Sakura as she left.
" Laters." said Halo
"Troublesome girl."
So Halo had walked around for a bit until he noticed that Hinata wanted to talk to him but shy of course.
" H-Hi h-h-halo-kun." said Hinata.
" WHAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU , NEED TO SPEAK UP!!" screamed Halo.
" I-I-I s-s-said Hi." said an innocent Hinata.
" Oh well top of the morning to you, lad." said Halo.
" I-I-I n-n-need y-y-your h-h-help."
" Let me guess... HOW CAN I GET NARUTO TO NOTICE ME?" said Halo annoyed.
Hinata started to blush a deep red," Am I that obvious?"
" First off stop fainting so much I understand you like him but you need courage which I will give you..." so then he pulls out laser blaster.
" W-W-What a-a-are y-y-you doing??" asked a scared Hinata.
" I want you to insult me while I hold the laser blaster don't worry I promise I won't blast you."
" O-Okay. Ummm... you smell fishy."
" DEAR GOD SAY SOMETHING CRUEL!!!" said Halo frustrated.
" FATHER YOUR A BITCH AND I THINK YOU SHOULD SUCK IT!!" said a crazy Hinata.
" Excellent something about your dad now you have the courage to tell Naruto."
" Thank you Halo-kun."
" Oh by the way Sakura had asked me how to help her win Naruto too."
" WHAT???" asked Hinata.
" Yeah but in the end I know how this will end like.."
" You do??"
" Yep so don't worry your little head Hinata-chan you'll be all right."
" Thank you." said Hinata and then she left.
So Halo had been playing with his yo-yo having a crazy time when the senseis decided to bother him...
" Halo is that you?" asked Kakashi.
" Sure. So why are you guys following me?"
" We wanted to know if you know about the rest of us jounin." said Kurenai
" Sure, who goes first?" asked a bored Halo.
" I WILL YOUR YOUTHFUL SELF HAS MADE ME WANT TO KNOW IF YOU KNOW ABOUT MY YOUTHFUL SELF..."
" Ok. Maito Gai favorite student Lee, favorite color green, is in love with Anko, go figure since you two are loud and crazy."
" YOSH HE KNOWS MY YOUTHFUL SECRETS. HE INDEED IS YOUTHFUL."
" Ok next is you Asuma-sensei. Only know your first name Asuma Sarutobi umm... like to smoke cigarrettes to look cool in front of Kurenai, think about her a little too much, have pictures of her..."
" EHEEHEH NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT!!!" said a nervous Asuma.
Kurenai raised her eyebrows wondering what the hell is Asuma up to.
" Seems to know a lot about each one of us." said Kakashi.
" Yeah kaka it seems he does." said Halo speaking in second or third person I don't know.
" ITS MY TURN , HALO-KUN!!!" screamed a crazy Anko.
" Sorry but their is going to be a fight soon." said Halo
" Really who??" asked Kakashi.
" Its some girl with freak eyes and pinky."
"Sakura and Hinata are going to fight why Halo?" asked Kurenai.
" Well they both love..."
"Sasuke, right Halo?" asked Kakashi.
" Wow you do have favorite's jackass, no, its umm Naruto.."
" WHAT!!!" screamed the four jounin senseis.
" Yep and I'm placing on twenty bucks that Naruto gets two girlfriends."
Then suddenly came rushing in Tsunade.
" Ok I got forty that says blue haired wins."said Tsunade.
" Put me in on my student Hinata too." said Kurenai.
" I've got the pink girl."said Asuma.
" ME TOO HER FIRES OF YOUTH WILL OUTSHINE THE OTHER GIRL'S YOUTHFULNESS!!!" said Gai.
" I'm not doing this...(whispers to Halo)..put me twenty for the same thing you said Halo."
" YOU TRULY ARE A COPYCAT YOU CHEATING BASTARD!!!" screamed a crazy Halo.
NEXT CHAPTER ... THE FIGHT...
TWO WOMEN FIGHT FOR THE HAND OF ONE MAN WHO WILL WIN??? OH SCREW IT I AM TELLING YOU THAT ITS...
INNER" DON'T TELL THEM YOU IDIOT THEN THEY WON'T READ!!!"
OK...ITS A HINAxNARUxSAKU STORY HAHAHA BITCH INNER I TOLD THEM...TOODLES EVERYONE..