Who the hell are you???
I don't own Naruto or Halo.
The streets seem filled with lively hood. Halo had just been chucking chocolate milk at little kids who fought with each other until he realised the fight started...
" Oh man I was supposed to go see the fight. Better hurry." with that said Halo poofed away...
In the training ground...
Sakura and Hinata looked at each other with hateful eyes...
"That bitch is not taking Naruto from me.." said inner Hinata.
" She may play with others of her innocent looks but she's really a whore." said inner Sakura.
" Oh boy this looks bad." said Choji.
" How troublesome." said Shikamaru as the two girls were having a stare down.
" Would you get on with it , sluts?" said Sasuke but before he got a chance he got beaten by two women.
Everyone else sweatdropped. These two girls just took down the Rookie of the year. If anyone wanted to live they would not interfere.
"Yo." said Halo as he stood in between Hinata and Sakura.
" Step aside Halo-kun, Sakura bitch isn't stealing Naru-kun from me." said Hinata with confidence.
" Screw you whore, Naruto loved me first." Said Sakura pissed.
" Ladies , ladies listen now can we all settle down." said Halo with a cup of sake.
" Halo when do you drink Sake?" asked Kakashi.
" Whenever I feel like it ho." said Halo.
Everyone laughed at Kakashi and he was pissed so he pulled out his book and read.
" Listen now don't you two love Naruto?" said Halo.
" Yes." said both ladies.
" Well you two don't hate each other right?" said a smirking Halo.
" No."
" So why don't you share I mean come on." said Halo knowing he was going to win the bet.
" YOU BASTARD!!!" screamed the three jounins because Kakashi also betted Naruto would get two girlfriends.
" You're right, Hinata do you want to?" asked Sakura.
" Sure I mean if you want to."
" I'd love too now let's go get our favorite blonde." said Sakura with a sneaky smile.
" You read my mind." said Hinata happily.
So little did Naruto know he was going to have a great day today...
Meanwhile back at the forest...
" HALO WHAT THE HELL??" said Asuma and Tsunade.
" Well Smokey, old fart we didn't say we couldn't interfere so pay up..."
After a while Halo had gotten his money and beaten the hell out of Kakashi for his money, Halo could now eat.
" Well I see I must go on now..."
" Halo want to train?" said Neji.
" Sure. Let's go these people are pissed." and with that the two shinobi disappeared.
After a while Neji started crying.
" What the hell's wrong with you?" asked Halo.
" It's Ten-Ten she's been obsessive about who your beloved is." said Neji.
" Well she is not going to find out because she will see her in the chuunin exams."
"Oh yeah I can't wait." said Neji sarcastically.
" Yeah things will happen and I will become victorious..."
Meanwhile in Suna...
" I sense a disturbance in my pants." said a long haired girl or man.
" Is it that you love Sasuke?" asked Kabuto.
" Yes but also something else." said Orochimaru.
" Nah don't worry about my lord we will succeed." said Kabuto.
" You're right... WANNA MAKEOUT?" asked Orochimaru.
" You read my mind..." and with that I'll leave it at that...
Back in Konoha ... THANK GOD!!!...
" OH HI NEJI-KUN, HALO-KUN HOW ARE MY TWO BOYFRIENDS DOING???" said a crazy ass Ten-ten.
" For the last time Ton-ton I'm not your boyfriend, my beloved is coming." said Halo calmly.
" Ok." said Ten-ten.
So Halo poofed away to leave everyone with their thoughts...
" When I meet his beloved I will strangle her to death...MWAHAHAHAHA!!!" said Ten-ten in her thoughts.
" Oh I hope I get a poodle for my birthday." said Neji in his thoughts.
" Well seems I might be stuck here but at least I'm going to take down the Sand army before Oroch suspects anything." said Halo in his thoughts...
So with that he left to destroy the enemies...
Yay I updated hurray for me... SPACECOWS???