Who the hell are you???
I don't own Naruto but sure do own some stuff... interesting.
It was nearing the day of the exams and everybody was sweating. For Sasuke it was cause he seemed to have fallen for Halo, Naruto and Sakura couldn't stop being sick little thirteen year olds making out, Hinata was also there for when it was her turn. Ten-ten would try to make out with Neji in front of Halo , Choji and Shikamaru looked for Halo and Naruto to go mess with the senseis and well the senseis seem to tense on how their students would do...
" YO!!!" screamed Halo as he saw Team Gai getting themselves ready with their sensei.
" HEY ITS YOUTHFUL HALO-KUN!!! HOW ARE YOU YOUTHFUL HALO-KUN!!!" screamed Gai.
" I'm pretty good , gay sensei , how's everything with fake Lee?" asked Halo.
" YOUTHFUL HALO-KUN I AM ALSO DOING GOOD AS WELL!!!" screamed Lee.
" Hi halo-kun, why don't you come down here and give your girlfriend a kiss??" asked a blushing Ten-ten.
" Because Neji and millions of Neji-Ten pairing fans would devour me with hate in their eyes and cause you suck. Woohoo!!" and with that Halo poofed away.
With Asuma's team
" Asuma sensei how do people have sex??" asked Ino.
Asuma was praying that a miracle would happen and it did as Halo poofed in.
" Yo."
" Halo thank god you're here want to stay with me and my team?" asked Asuma nervously.
" Sure, hey shika , choji."
" Hey." said the both boys.
" Hey how come you didn't say hi to me?" asked Ino.
" I dunno I guess I'm just not worthy of you miss princess."
With that Ino blushed like crazy, while Shikamaru and Choji laughed.
" WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO LAUGHING ABOUT??" asked an angry Ino.
" Well ..."
Then out of nowhere Halo threw a bag of poop at her causing an uproar of laughter.
" H-H-HALO WHAT IN THE ...DUE TO THE CONTENT OF SWEARING SHE DOES WE CANNOT CONTINUE FOR HER
With that Ino stormed off as little children wet themselves, old perverted men turned gay and women clapped.
" Well explain why you did that Halo?" asked Asuma.
" Its because you and her where going to have a teacher student relationship and the "friendly one" at that." said Halo kinda loud.
With that everyone around them completely stopped and Shikamaru and Chouji just stood there shocked wide.
" W-W-WHAT DID YOU SAY , HALO??!!" asked Asuma.
" Nothing better go check on Kurenai's team laters yo."
With that Halo left, the world changing colors from yellow to Halo green.
With Kurenai's team...
It seemed like a peaceful day for Kurenai and her team. Hinata had becomed really strong, Shino and Kiba were just chillaxing when a storm blew in it was,... it was...
" Yo." said Halo.
Hinata grew nervous while Kiba was on guard ready for anything.
" Helo Halo-kun how are you today?" asked Kurenai.
" Pretty bad I found out Asuma's in love with his student and vice versa." said Halo as he bit his fingernails.
Well if I was to tell you that they were beyond shocked you would not believe me. But oh well.
" B-B-But that's not allowed to happen." said Kurenai.
" Eh they keep it a secret I suppose but forget about those two why is Hinata strong??" asked Halo.
" W-W-Well H-H-Halo-kun.."
" I don't care listen everybody Kakashi's having a party at his house and he told me to invite you all so if you want to go you could I don't really care ." with that Halo left to see his team.
" Oh my god it cant be true can it? Oh well I thought Asuma was gay but good for him I suppose." said Kurenai as she kept " helping her students train with whips."
Meanwhile Sasuke was getting mad. He was getting sick of watching Kakashi looking at his book and Sakura , and Naruto making out. ( Don't worry folks, Hinata will get her turn or my name isn't Heloves Namikaze Uzumaki... OH OH... bwahahaha man I set myself up for that one.)
When all of a sudden Halo poofed in...
" Yo."
" Hello there Halo-san." said Sakura.
" Hi Halo."
" Yo."
" OH MY GOD HI HALO-KUN HOW ARE YOU!!!"
Kakashi, Naruto and Sakura were looking everywhere to see if Ten-ten was near but didn't notice the huge blush of the gaylord.
" Sasuke everyone knows your gay so don't add the kun in my name jerkwad."
" Anyways Kakashi we're having a party at your house for some of the chuunin in the exams. I know three members of Suna who could help unite these two villages." said Halo.
" Wow really???... WAIT WHAT???"
" Yeah first one is Gaara no Sabuka or some crap like that. Anyways he's popular with the ladies , is a jinchuuriki or some demon vessle like me, and has anger problems."
In Naruto's mind...
" Wow not only did Halo cover for us but that Gaara is just like me."
/ Yeah except less annoying and more bloodthirsty. I like him and that boy Halo is pretty reliable kit. Don't lose this ally./
" Ok."
Back in the real world...
" So I told them ... Anko , Kurenai I'm going to be making children with you two in Kakashi's bed."
Everybody blushed at that.
Naruto and Kakashi had blood coming out of their nose of seeing two beautiful ladies naked. They passed out.
Sakura and Sasuke had blood coming out of their nose of seeing Halo's well muscled chest( I wish). They passed out.
Halo was confused was it nap time already. If so he was ready for it so he took a nap.
I finished this chapter cause I suck. If I suck he sucks Kishamoto
Let's duel Yugi.
Yugito" Ummm its Yugito."
Then out of nowhere came Yugi from the show Yugioh..
" What the hell??? Who's using my name for a girl???"
Sakura and Naruto shook in fear.
" Well this was very random so laters peeps.