Who the hell are you??
I don't own Naruto and for disclaimer: I don't own shoes either so if you could help a brother out...
It was a glorious day in deed for Halo because he had gotten his training and remembered some jutsus from the forbidden scrolls. He thought everything was all right in the world when Anko decided to spoil his peace and quiet.
" HI HALO-KUN!!!"
" Yo." waved Halo.
" So Halo-kun do you..."
" Nope, too troublesome and besides I think Kakashi loves you or so I heard." said Halo grinning.
" That lazy bastard nah I'm good and besides I've heard you used that one on that Ino twerp." said Anko grinning.
" Well.."
/ Crap I hate you Ino you will get it dearly./
" I am in love with Kurenai so...ummm too bad??" said Halo nervously wanting Anko to believe him.
" What?? I can't believe your in love with ... with that ho!!"
Her screams could be heard a mile away and it troubled Halo very much so.
The day after that had gone very much up to par...
Anko avoiding Kurenai though she wondered why, Kakashi having to get Iruka to untie him because Halo and Naruto had stolen his wallet, Naruto having some great dates with his two beloved girls Hinata and Sakura ( trying to please both fans of pairings, wink wink.) beating the hell out of Sasuke cause Halo rules and Sasgay sucks, and even taking his youthful sensei's vest which I mean Maito Gai's.
" HALO-KUN THAT IS VERY UNYOUTHFUL TO STEAL YOUR YOUTHFUL SENSEI'S VEST!!!"
" Bite me good ma'am."
" I CANNOT BITE YOU FOR THAT IS VERY UNYOUTHFUL!!!"
" Wait Gai-sensei if someone told you that being youthful is when your unyouthful who would be unyouthful you or me?? Cause it seems to me you are the one unyouthful here." said Halo with a grin.
" YOSH YOU HAVE GOT ME AGAIN HALO-KUN SEEMS THAT YOU INDEED ARE YOUTHFUL AND FOR THAT I WILL DO 2000 PUSHUPS."
" No you will do 100,000, buy me sake, kick unyouthful Lee in the groin and pull Kakashi's pants down and yell " Hentai!!" said Halo trying not to laugh.
" YOSH!! OK GOOD BYE HALO-KUN!!" said Gai before he ran off.
" Man that guy is too easy to take money and stuff from. No I should go train.."
So Halo went to train went he found Neji nearly exhausted.
" H-Halo... n-need h-help.."
" So TTC has got you tired, huh mr.neji?"
" TTC?" asked a tired Neji.
" Yeah it stands for, Ten Times Crazy."
" What was that, Halo-kun?" asked a crazy looking Ten-Ten.
" Well hi there crazy cat lady have you tired our good hero here with your make out sessions?" asked Halo while pulling out an Icha Icha book.
" Halo-kun is that..."
" Yep an Icha Icha book and from what I'm reading its excellent." said Halo with a mischief smile.
" Oh can I read it too?" asked a hurt Neji.
" Sure friend, join me." said Halo.
So with that Neji and Halo start reading both giggling at such perverted scenes.
/ How could I have such perverted boyfriends?/ asked Ten-Ten in her thoughts.
" Hey crazy lady I'm not your boyfriend and and secondly poop comes first."
Both Neji and Ten-Ten just looked at Halo with confused faces.
" Well gotta go laters crazy and germ..."
So with that he poofed away...
It was near evening as Naruto was walking with his two girlfriends and they talked.
" I'm sorry Naru-kun what happened in that restaurant." said Hinata, wearing a blue with lavender dress .
" Yeah those guys are just jerks, they don't know you for you." said Sakura who was wearing a white long dress that features her beauty, and wearing a ribbon on her hair.
As for Naruto he was wearing a black tux with orange shoes for some crappy reason.
" Thanks ladies you girls are great. I'm so lucky to have two gorgeous girls to like me." said Naruto smiling.
The two girls started blushing when someone came out of nowhere... it was... it was...
" Yo." said the figure.
" Halo-kun how are you?" asked Hinata.
" Pretty good but what's all this eh?" asked Halo.
" What?"
" Why did you guys get kicked out of that restaurant?" asked Halo.
" Because they treated Naruto like a demon. He may have the fox in him but I love Naruto." said Sakura.
" Naru-kun is the best." said Hinata.
Naruto couldn't smile any more than what he was..
The Halo spoke up ...
" So they decide to treat my comrade like an animal? Well they 'll get what's coming to them..."
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!
oH OH HALO IS MAD!!! WELL EVERYONE WILL FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT CHAPTER FRIENDS!!! A BUNCH OF DOUCHEBAG HELOVES