Who the hell are you??
I don't own Naruto or I would have ruled the world, dattebayo...
Naruto and his ladies looked on a little scared. It seems Halo never took it well when one of his amigos or friends was in danger or harrassed by the details of the owner being hanged on a tree with his underwear. Boy did the crowd, Naruto, Hinata, and Sakura did enjoy it.
" Well now that I've taken care of some old fart, Naruto, and the future Namikazes I bid you fair well."
" Wait... WHAT??" yelled the three blushing shinobi.
" My last's names Uzumaki not Namikaze." said Naruto.
" Oh boy well let's see how shall I put this... um bye!!" with that Halo poofed away to a location where he would not be disturbed or so he thought.
It was a beautiful day in the forest as Neji was being totally raped by Ten-Ten. Lee had kept screaming to Ten-Ten that raping a fellow comrade was unyouthful but in return got raped by a gay monkey. Why was all this happening, well to tell you the truth it was due to a sensei who shall remain nameless, Maito Gai, went off to save a boy who was losing his youthful spirit and had to cancel training for them. That's when Halo had decided to show up for this crazy scene.
For Halo he felt sorta sorry for Neji because the dude was crying for mercy. So Halo being a nice shinobi decided to put a stop to this or so he thought...
" Yo." said Halo.
" HALO HELP ME!!" screamed Neji.
" Sooooo... having fun there, squirt?" said Halo as he was looking over to Neji.
" Please you have got to stop Ten-Ten from doing anymore... I beg of you as a Hyuuga." weeped out Neji.
" Awww Nej, relax man she can't be that ..."
" OH HALO-KUN IS THAT YOU I HEAR?" said a dangerous voice.
Then Halo decided to do something totally youthful... he used a Henge jutsu to transform in to the beloved Lee...
" Yosh it is only me youthful Lee and may I say Ten-Ten you are youthfully ugly." said Halo.
" WHAT???" asked a pissed Ten-Ten.
" Yosh and gomen nasai for you being retarded as well unyouthful, retard." smiled the fake Lee.
" HOW DARE YOU..." but was interrupted by the fake Lee.
"Let me continue, interrupting is very unyouthful." stated Halo.
" You just interrupted me, Lee!!!" screamed Ten-Ten.
" Yes but I have a ton of youth within me that I can spare you on the other hand don't because your an old hag so..."
Then Ten-Ten shot nearly ten thousand unyouthful kunais at our hero Halo, but was able to dodge them.
" My dear old hag friend Ten-Ten can't you see throwing a kunai is very unyouthful." said the fake Lee.
" SHUT UP WITH YOUR STUPID YOUTH CRAP!!!" screamed Ten-Ten.
Then out of nowhere the real Lee comes flying out of nowhere as the gay monkey had finished with him.
" YOSH MY FLAMES OF YOUTH ARE BACK!!!" screamed the crazy ass Lee.
As if knowing that Lee was coming, Halo poofed away in to the trees getting ready to watch a beating.
" LEE!!!" screamed the horrifying looking Ten-Ten.
As soon as Lee had arrived Halo headed for the hills while poor Lee had to run away from Ten-Ten.
" See Neji that girl's nothing but trouble once I become a chuunin I'll go into people's houses and wreck up the place, mwahahahaha!!" screamed the crazy Halo.
Neji was weirded out for only a little bit but then decided to pass out on the fact he got raped.
So after tagging on Neji with a green spray saying Neji sucks Halo decided to pop in on the sweet old man, oh how the times we weave.
Later in the evening...
As the third was finishing his last paper work something seemed a miss. Then he heard a very strange noise, it was , it was... a drunk Halo.
" Y-Y-Yo, h-h-hird hokage how's everything?" asked a drunk Halo.
" Halo are you drinking?" asked the third.
" Yep and here I brought you a small g-g-gift... ladies!!!" screamed the stupid drunk.
Then in came in two beautiful big boobed women who looked hot.
" Shw-well their y-y-yours to play with if you get what youthful Halo means." winked the drunky.
As soon as he said that the perverted old man went to go have some fun time with his "ladies".
Meanwhile the stupid was sitting using a henge to change into the old man when the ANBU had arrived to tell of the villager's assault on Naruto's place.
" Excuse me sir."
" Yeah the narrator has me so I will take care of this, reveal Naruto's heritage to him and well get ready for the Chuunin exams tommorrow." said Halo.
" Very well Hokage but who should reveal Naruto's heritage?" asked the old wise ANBU member.
" I shall face to face." said the fake ass Hokage.
" Very well."
As soon as the wise old man left, Halo poofed back to search for the documents and stuff needed to show the world that Naruto was the son of the fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze.
" Yes I see... very nice... oh ... awesome... sweet." as Halo had found the merchandise.
/ At first he will cry but then he'll be happy now to catch some Jounnins sleeping./
With that Halo left but not before a certain Sannin had heard and seen the act.
/ Well , well that kid shinobi is good but he's in hot tamale. OH GIRLS AT TWELVE O'CLOCK!!/ with that the pervy sage.
" HEY!!!"
I mean the legendary Sannin frog man left to catch some flies of girls...
To Be Continued...
Most of you will be like this sucks and others will be like this is poop ... well you try coming up with different chapters for different stories..
( runs away crying)
Kindergarden teacher" Gomen nasai means sorry heloves."
Heloves " Yay I learneded what else?"
Kindergarden teacher" Well Yosh means yes."
Heloves" Yo!!!"