Lea's Letter
A Kingdom Hearts fanfic by Raberba girl
For Axel/Lea Day, 8 August 2012
Summary: Lea had the same school assignment his best friend did.
A/N: Companion fic to Isa's letter in Luna Diviner.
Ughhhh, I think this fic sucks (I had to add it onto Saïx/Isa's series because I couldn't bear to post it all by its horrible self), but then I think most of my writing sucks, so whatever. -.-
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So hi future Lea! We're supposed to write these boring letters to our future selves for school
Holy friggin HEY YOU'RE OUT OF SCHOOL, AREN'T YOU! Luckyyyy, it's not fair! What'd you graduate in? Pyrotechnology LOL ok lame joke but DUDE that would be awesome if they gave out degrees for making stuff explode. Whatever.
This is so duuumb... Isa's over there writing all studious like the goody two shoes he is, I wanna bug him. Hold on a sec.
LAME he's writing about college and applications, STOP BEING SO BORING DUDE. Now he's writing about me XD XD XD Awesome.
What are you guys up to in the future? You broke into the castle finally, right? Sometimes I feel like I'm gonna explode if we don't get in there soon. I keep telling myself over and over and over again they're not gonna be there they're not gonna be there they're friggin not gonna be there, but I have to see, you know? If there's bodies to find I have to find them. If there's clues, if there's anything, I HAVE TO FIND THEM.
This is friggin depressing, shut up Lea. (Me Lea, not you Lea duh nevermind.)
BORED What's Isa writing?
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ ARGH same thing as me SHUT UP DUDE.
Ok I'm ignoring him now so he can write his stupid letter and maybe you guys have figured out how to time travel with super duper future technology and can tell us what happened to my brother and sister. Ha ha and I bet you married some rich hot chick and Isa's a rock star and it rains candy from the sky every weekend and those two kids aren't dead and we all live happily ever after.
ANYWAY. How much do movie tickets cost? That's one of the questions we're supposed to ask you. No, wait, that's one of the things we're supposed to tell you. So bored, whatever. It's 5 munny. Me and Isa don't go to the movies much cuz we're too busy working on Operation: Secret. We're so busy that my love life is non existent, so I'm never gonna find my hot rich wife and I'm never gonna see those two again, am I.
SHUT UP LEA ok you know what forget this crap hope you have a happy life bye.
Lea
P.S. I was gonna turn my letter in but I reread it and it's depressing and I wasn't being sarcastic. You have an awesome life, right?
Hey here's Isa, I want him to tell you something. Because he's too nerdy to be depressing.
Hello, future-Lea, this is Isa (teenage Isa, obviously). I have honorably refrained reading the previous contents of this letter, despite catching a glimpse of the term "nerdy" before Lea (teenage Lea) folded the page over.
He's looking at me expectantly like he thinks I'm going to write something that will set worlds alight, but all I feel like saying right now is the same thing I told my own future self: I hope you two are still friends. If you're not, please call him today. And if you still are, I am relieved, and call him anyway. You worry me, getting into so much trouble, so please listen to Isa, all right? If anything bad happens to you, I'd rather it be Isa's fault than because you were being your usual idiot self.
Hey it's Lea again DON'T LISTEN TO HIM you know it's your job to get the two of you in trouble nyah. Give future Isa a noogie from me, k?
Lea
Isa
LOL look at his girly cursive
If you haven't learned cursive by now, you're a lost cause.
Cursive sucks
You only say so because you're an uncultured ignoramus.
Oooooh Mr. Smarty Pants Tough Guy, shut up I can still beat you at video games
Yes, and this gaming talent of yours is such a fine contribution to society.
Buying lots of video games is good for the economy
You don't know the first thing about the economy.
Economy sucks too OH LOOK NO MORE ROOM ON THE PAGE HA HA HA I win loser!