Percy's Text Messages to Leo (each new paragraph is a new text message)
Hey, Leo master! It's your bro Percy, texting you from his glorious apartment. I'm really bored, and Annabeth is off doing something girly, so I thought that I would text you.
What are you doing?
I'm staring at my ceiling.
Am I annoying you?
Why aren't you answering?!
Ohhhh, donuts!
Wow. That was random.
Donuts are good tho...
Do you like waffles? I like waffles.
MUFFLER!
Are you creeped out now?
I'm a little creeped out...
...
Don't you love those three little dots!
I forget what they are called.
Lunar dots?
Ellipses points! That's it! I'm a genius!
Wanna know a funny story?
No answer?! Ok, I'll tell you anyway...
So I was sitting in my desk at school in math, and this person just stood up and yelled, "I GOTTA GO!" Clutching his legs, he ran out of the room and then proceeded to yell, "DANG IT! I DIDN'T MAKE IT!"
LOL!
Laughing so hard right now!
The neighbors probably think I'm crazy.
One of my neighbors owns a gnome.
CHINCHILLA!
Aren't chinchillas awesome!
They are my fav animal next to platypuses and bonobos.
Chimpanzees and bonobos are the closest living relatives to humans.
Guess who told me that!
Chiron.
PSYCH! It was Annabeth.
Isn't she hot!
Wait... Don't answer that. I would feel very offended if you called my girlfriend hot.
Don't you think Reyna and Leo would make a great couple!
Crap.
I'm texting you, Leo, aren't I?
Awkward.
I'm gonna stop texting you and swim for a bit. K?
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Stupid un-waterproof phones!
Why can't I remember to take stuff out of my pockets?
Stupid, Seaweed Brain. Stupid.
Great. Now I'm talking to myself. That's a new low.
I just called myself Seaweed Brain, didn't I?
YOU SEE WHAT ANNABETH IS DOING TO ME!
MY GOLDFISH DIED LAST WEEK.
Oops. Forgot I had the caps lock on.
COOKIES!
LOL!
Dying from laughter here!
It's just so funny!
Ok, so I just reread my texts to you, and I started laughing at them 'cuz they are just so funny!
Wow. That sounded lame.
Are you ever going to reply?
Are you even gonna answer?
My science teacher hates cats.
I like drinking soda.
Wars on TV.
Oops. I meant what's. Stupid autocorrect.
NO! BIRDS AREN'T MAMMALS!
Now I'm talking to my TV.
Great. Just great.
Do you ever feel the need to just manically laugh for no reason?
MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I feel better now.
Some guy pulled down his pants in front of Annabeth today.
Should I be alarmed?
I forgot to brush my teeth this morning.
Why did I tell you that?
I gonna go. There's a special on beavers on TV right now.
Peace out homie!
Leo's Reply
Dude, are you ok? Did the Stolls spike your blue coke again?
Had so much fun writing that! Those were based on actual texts I have sent my friends. Poor friends...
Someone has pulled down their pants in front of my cousin before. I did the good cousinly thing; I laughed at her and used her uncomfortableness as inspiration.
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