Piper's POV
It was dinner time, and Dad had invited this famous actor and his family to dinner. It was pretty awkward and tense. Dad and the actor made small talk, while the two little kids shoveled food into their mouths.
I, however, was in a wonderful mood. Jason had paid me a surprise visit earlier, and the thought of him made me smile. It took all my effort to put on a calm facade.
Naturally, my mind started wondering.
I wondered what Leo was up to. Probably making something in his workshop. He really needs a girlfriend. Poor man (ahem, boy) was so lonely. You know who else is lonely? Nico. Oh! I know someone who would be perfect for him!
Gah! Curse my Aphrodite nature! Speaking of my dear mother, I saw this cute bikini in the mall the other day! It was blue, and would totally match Jason's eyes!
What was I talking about before? Oh, right. Leo and Nico. Bikinis. Leo and Nico in a bikini... GET THE MENTAL PICTURE OUT OF MY HEAD! Disturbing. Just disturbing.
Is it bad that I can so picture Nico strutting around on the beach rocking a hot pink bikini? Leo would probably wear an orange bikini. What if he caught fire and the bikini wasn't fire proof...
OH MY GODS! MY EYES! WHY DO I TORTURE MYSELF LIKE THIS?
I couldn't stand it anymore. I starting laughing. Hard. Tears were coming out of my eyes. The thought of any of my guy friends in a bikini was highly disturbing and hilarious.
The people at the table looked at me funny. One minute I was calmly sitting there. The next, I was giggling uncontrollably.
I was such a funny sight, everyone else eventually joined in.
Dad thanked me after dinner. "Thanks Pipes, for your awkward-breaking laughter."