Looks like I'm still hot. So let's start up Part 5 of A Spying Dragon.

Same disclaimers apply.

And now Let The Magic Begin.


It was late night at BH High, and 3 figures was busy working on a locker.

"Think this'll teach Mandy a thing or 2 Ranchan?" asked Ukyo.

"Don't know Ucchan. That girl's too full of herself. Almost like that Blue Blunder." said Ranma.

"Shampoo can't wait till pig girl opens this locker." said Shampoo.

"Yeah. And if she keeps it up, it'll be just for starters. Let's finish up and go home." said Ranma as the trio did just that.

The next day all 6 spies was at the locker room.

"Well look here, if it isn't the 6 dummies." said Mandy.

"You have 5 sisters Mandy?" asked Ranma making the others laugh.

"Ha-Ha! I'm an only child." said Mandy as she opened her locker. As soon as she did, a picture of Dojo in his large form sprang out as well as a tape of him turning on saying "OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!"

"EEEK!" screamed Mandy before fainting. The spies started laughing their heads off after that.

"RANMA PREPARE TO DIE!" a voice shouted from outside.

"Oh rats! I didn't account for him to show up here! Can you guys cover for me at class?" Ranma asked his sisters.

"Sure thing Ranchan." said Ukyo.

"No problem Big Brother." said Shampoo.

"Thanks. I gotta take this fight far, P-chan doesn't know when to stop." said Ranma running out.

"Like, who is he talking about?" asked Clover.

"Come on, we'll explain on the way." said Ukyo leading the group to the classroom.

Ranma then ran outside. "So I found you here in DC." said Ryoga.

"DC? Ryoga, this is Beverly Hills!" said Ranma awestruck at Ryoga's lack of knowing where he is yet again.

"No matter. because of you my life is a living nightmare! SHISHI HOKODAN!" Ranma dodged that blast from the lost boy.

"Sorry Ryoga, but I don't have the time today! WATER!" Using his Xiaolin Element, Ranma doused Ryoga, turning on his curse. Ranma sighed and got out a small cage using the Hidden Weapons technique from the scroll he got from Mousse and put him in it. "This'll keep you out of trouble till after school." he said going back to class.

"So, what do you guys want to do after school?" asked Sam at lunch.

"There's this sale at the mall today. I found this store that sells the cutest swimsuits." said Clover.

"Perfect for your cursed form Ranchan." said Ukyo.

"We'll need someone as strong as you to help us." said Sam giving Ranma the sad puppy dog eyes making him cave in.

'Why can't I get a breake?' thought Ranma as he put his tray away just before the gang was through a trap door.

"AIYA! JERRY NEEDS TO CALL BEFORE HE DOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS!" screamed Shampoo.

"HE NEVER DOES! I THINK HE FINDS IT FUNNY!" screamed back Sam.

"HE HAS A SICK SENSE OF HUMOR THEN!" screamed Ukyo before they landed in a heap at Jerry's office.

"Ah welcome Spies. I hope no one lost their lunch." joked Jerry.

"Aiya! Jerry needs to watch more stand up comics." said Shampoo as Dojo came up carrying the Shen Gong Wu Scroll.

Ranma opened the scroll and read it. "This one is called the Silk Spinner. It can shoot a line of silk which can act like a cable and hook. Kinda like the webs used like that guys in the comic books, I think his name is Spiderman." he said.

"Why do we need that? Our Cable Belts can do the job just fine." said Alex.

"You're missing the point Alex. We need to keep them out of the hands of Dark Forces." said Fung appering as the Spies was gearing up.

"Right. Oh and Ranma, we picked up you pig friend and we're using the Mind Reprogramer to let him see the error of his ways. After that we'll have him work with a WOOHP team." said Jerry.

"Just as long as it's not ours." said Ranma.

"I'll do my best to see that it doesn't. Now good luck Spies." said Jerry sending the team off.

"You know, I wonder if we can hang Jerry upside down by his feet for getting us by surprise like that." said Ranma taking point on Dojo's back a while later.

"I don't think so." said Clover behind him who snuggled up againest his back.

'Next time we'll draw straws to see who rides behind Ranma!' thought Sam and Alex at the same time.

"Threre goes Ranchan's girl magnet vibes again Shampoo." said Ukyo in the talk of Japan.

"We should talk to Master Fung about this. Maybe he can make so all 3 can marry Big Brother. He is a monk affter all." said Shampoo in the same talk.

"Hang on you guys, we're going down!" said Dojo landing.

"So where is it?" asked Sam after an hour of walking.

"On top of that tree over there." said Dojo pointing up.

"And I'm getting it!" said Tim appearing.

"Not this time!" said Ranma who used the Umisenken to get the Silk Spinner without being spotted.

"How did you do that? You're supposed to be down there!" said Time who pointed to another Ranma that disappeared.

"That was a hologram made by my X-Bands. After I made it I used my skills to get up here without being seen." said Ranma.

"NO FAIR! SCAM BOTS, ATTACK AND BRING ME THAT WU!" screamed Tim before it clicked in his mind that none of his robots went to action.

"Huh?' he asked before turning to see that Shampoo and Ukyo tore them apart.

"Sorry Surgar, did you need those?" asked Ukyo.

"We was too too bored and we needed something to play with." said Shampoo.

"YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!" screamed Tim charging with a rifle.

Don't think so. MOKO TAKABISHA!" Ukyo's attack sent Tim flying.

"That was too too easy." said Shampoo.

"It wouldn't have been if Ranchan didn't teach me that attack." said Ukyo.

"Good job girls." said Ranma after jumping down to hug his sisters.

"Thanks." said both girls.

"Okay, so we got the Wu. Now can we go back before this jungle heat messes up my hair?" asked Clover.

"You got it." said Dojo growing to his large form.

"Ok you 2. let's draw straws and see who sits behind Ranma." said Sam holding out 3 straws. They drew and Sam got the short one. "Better luck next time." she said taking her earned seat.

'I got to talk to Fung before this gets out of hand. I can't let what happened to me happen to them' thought Ukyo and Shampoo at the same time before the team took off.


Another one done. Sorry this took so long but my Dad was taking too much computer time. Happy Holidays and don't forget to reveiw. To those with wings, fly to your dreams.