Toadette was relaxing on the western coast of Bright Beach, lying on the bright sand as she was snoozing, letting the sun tan her. She then heard some screaming coming from the western direction, causing her to spring up and open her eyes.
"Huh? That's strange," Toadette commented as she tilted her head to the right, running towards the western direction as she left behind her spot on the beach. "I wonder what could be going on down there..."
Toadette made it farther ahead, then she stopped in her tracks, seeing three dark blue ufos firing green lasers on the beach, scaring away the human beach goers. Toadette gasped as she placed her hands on her face.
"Oh no, this is bad bad bad!" She exclaimed as she trembled, gulping as she got a hold of herself, shaking her arms. "But I just can't stand her! I gotta do something!"
Toadette ran towards the ufos, looking for something to stand on. Toadette shook her head as she jumped as high as she could, spinning her pigtails as she began hovering above the sand. She then hovered towards the ufo to her right, grabbing it and pulling it down with her, landing back on the ground and spinning around several times, before chucking it at the ufo to her right. With two ufos down, Toadette jumped into the air again and started hovering towards the last remaining ufo, punching it on top in the center, which caused it to fall into the salty sea water and explode.
Toadette smiled, crossing her arms together. "Well, that's one problem taken care of." She then gawked as she noticed the entire beach got darker, looking up to see a huge purple and green mecha flying overhead. She gasped as she saw several more ufos emerge out from the center of the carrier, zapping more green lasers at the beach, causing many fiery explosions.
Tatanga emerged from the carrier in his own personal carrier, which was mostly gray with purple stripes and yellow marks over it. He watched as the beach goers continued running for their lives, laughing heartily as he folded his arms. "Excellent! My dastardly plan is going all as well as I anticipated! Now nobody will be able to stop be from conquering this feeble planet! HAR HAR HAR!"
Toadette landed back on the sand, looking up to see Tatanga. Pointing at it with her right arm, she shouted, "Hey! Are you the jerk face who summoned all of these robots to attack this beach?"
Tatanga looked down, spotting Toadette. He scoffed as he noticed how small she was. "Oh, what is this that I spy? A little mushroom girl, no more threatening than a fly!"
Toadette heard the insult, her jimmies rustled as she shook her fists angrily. "Hey! You take that back! I can kick your butt all across this beach!"
Tatanga laughed as he pointed at Toadette. "Ha! What's a stupid little girl going to do to me, the great Tatanga? Nothing, that's what! Now go back to playing your pathetic little Wii, you filthy casual!"
Toadette growled as she was getting fed up. "Fine, you wanna fight, I'll give you a fight, you big butt head!" She watched as Tatanga headed northward to Mushroom City. Toadette gave chase, not allowing Tatanga to get away with the pitiful insults.
Hi! I'm Toadette!
I was just relaxing on the western coast of Bright Beach
When suddenly these ufos started attacking the beach!
This strange alien guy named Tatanga
Is the guy behind all this madness.
I gotta stop him before things get worse! Yipes!