Hi! I'm Toadette!

Well, I followed those ufos

Straight out of the casino and into the amusement park

I gotta watch myself, though

This place looks fun, and it might distract me!

Wait, there's Tatanga! Now's my luck!

Toadette ran into the amusement park, seeing Tatanga running off towards the tallest ride in the entire park. She puffed her cheeks as she chased after him.

"I must not get distracted, but this place looks oh so fun!" Toadette commented as she ran underneath the ferris wheel, getting closer towards a construction site for a new ride, spotting Tatanga at the top.

Several red colored Spiky Topman noticed Toadette, and they spun towards her, knocking her back. Toadette got up, only to be knocked down again. Toadette then got an idea, jumping up and smashing the heads of the five attacking topmen. Landing on the ground, she dashed forwards, returning to the spot she was at where she noticed that Tatanga was unleashing more Spiky Topmen on the human tourists, driving them away.

"Tatanga, I'm calling you out!" Toadette called out as she pointed at Tatanga's vehicle.

Tatanga turned around, wondering who was calling him after the Spiky Topmen left. "What, who is it that..." He then glanced down, spotting Toadette. He scoffed as he lowered his eyes, chuckling. "Oh, it's you. The mushroom brat."

Toadette growled, shaking her right fist at Tatanga. "My name's Toadette, you big wart!"

Tatanga laughed even harder at the insult. "Me? A wart? What a laugh... I ran into that bozo earlier." He waved his right hand, shaking his head. "He's of no worth. Just like you."

Toadette folded her arms, smirking as she retorted, "For a conquer, you sure spout out nonsense..."

Tatanga was nearly caught off guard, almost falling out of his carrier. He pointed at Toadette, angrily shouting, "Nonsense? Me? Take a look in the mirror, shorty!"

Toadette stuck out her tongue, winking with her right eye. "At least I don't have a butt for a face!"

Tatanga growled, jumping out of his personal carrier. He landed on his feet, cracking his purple fists as he approached Toadette. "All right, you pizza topping, get ready for a nice spanking!"

Toadette smirked as she raised her arms. "For a pizza topping, I sure can kick your butt up and down and all around!"

Tatanga pounded his chest several times while angrily screaming, grabbing some nearby brown barrels and tossing them at Toadette. Toadette jumped over the barrels, picking up a black sledge hammer and smashing the barrels open, approaching Tatanga. Tatanga ran out of barrels, seeing that Toadette was approaching. He pulled out his ray gun and fired at Toadette, the green blast knocking the sledge hammer out of her hands. Toadette gulped as she started jumping, trying to avoid being blasted in the feet.

Tatanga laughed as he placed away his ray gun, climbing on a red girder nearby as he climbed one of the unfinished construction buildings. Toadette ran right after, looking up at the looming construction building as she spotted an elevator nearby, running into it and watching as Tatanga climbed twenty stories, standing at the top of the construction building. He pounded his chest several more times in victory, turning to his left to see Toadette jumping from the elevator lift onto the platform, climbing up and reaching the top, being on the same platform as Tatanga. Tatanga glanced down, then back at Toadette, smirking.

"You know, I always wanted some fresh mushroom to go with my omelette," Tatanga stated as he licked his lips.

Toadette placed her hands on her hips. "Well, luckily for you, this will be over easy!"

Tatanga cracked his knuckles. "I'm gonna make you crack, girlie! Don't even try to flip me off!"

"I'll flatten you so much, you'll feel hard broiled!" Toadette remarked as she pointed at Tatanga with her right hand.

Tatanga began moving about, moving his arms. "You think you're so edgy making all these egg puns?"

"You're the one who started it, egg head!" Toadette commented as she raised her arms, getting into a fighting position.

Tatanga snarled, running towards Toadette. "Who's an egg head, egg face?"

Toadette pulled out a frying pan, smacking Tatanga across the face with it. Toadette watched as Tatanga stumbled, rubbing his injured face, shaking his head as he snarled. Toadette gulped as she dropped her frying pan, being then enclosed in a cage with yellow bars.

"How does it feel now, you petite snack?" Tatanga commented as he started chuckling, rubbing the blood that was on the left corner of his mouth, folding his arms. "You might have some fight in you, but I'll show you the real superpower of teamwork!"

Toadette made an awkward face, holding tightly onto the bars with her hands. "Uhhh... did you get the wrong script, or something?"

Tatanga slapped his forehead. "Damn! I really need to learn how to reference my work..." He waved his hands. "No matter. I'll make up for it all in due time." He pressed the red button on his controller, summoning his personal carrier, jumping into it as he grabbed Toadette, taking off for his much larger red colored carrier above the entire city. "You'll be of use to me... bwa ha ha!"

Toadette pleaded as she screamed as loud as she could. "Mario, wherever you are... HELP!"

Hi! I'm Toadette!

I explored the amusement park, had some fun

And luckily, I managed to find that creep Tatanga!

Unfortunately, he wasn't as easy as I hoped...

He gave me a few boo boos. And it hurts real bad!

And to make matters worse, now I'm kidnapped!

This was some day to go from hero to zero...