Hey, I'm Petey. Petey Piranha.
I'm just taking in this beautiful spring weather
It's great for a plant such as myself.
These cows munch on this delicious grass...
...Wait, what is that huge thing I see in the sky?
Petey Piranha was still watching the cows munch down on the delicious grass in the wide open Moo Moo Meadows, taking in the fresh clean air. He looked up, seeing white puffy clouds in the clear blue sky, everything going well. Suddenly, coming from the western direction was a huge carrier, colored red with yellow stripes all over. Petey was intrigued, moving westward to get a better view. Is was then that several dark blue ufos began firing green lasers at the meadow, scaring away the cows and horses as a personal carrier emerged from the ship, moving towards Petey. Tatanga revealed himself, stepping up as he folded his arms, looking at Petey with a coy smirk.
"What... who are you?" Petey Piranha asked as he rubbed the back of his enormous head with his left leafy hand.
Tatanga laughed as he motioned his hands. "Fwa ha ha... of course you couldn't recognize me! I am the great Tatanga!"
Petey moved his lips, murmuring. "You don't seem so great. All you're doing is causing trouble to these poor cows."
Tatanga scoffed as he moved his right arm behind him. "Silence! I can do what I want, because this planet will belong to me!" He turned around, seeing seven yellow colored Spiky Topmen. He pointed at Petey, commanding in a loud tone, "Get him, my loyal and trusted Spiky Topmen!"
The Spiky Topmen all nodded as they all surrounded Petey, who gulped.
"This doesn't seem good!" Petey muttered.
Tatanga laughed deviously as he rubbed his hands together. "Ha ha! You have no chance of beating these trained mechs!" He snapped his fingers, sitting back down in his personal carrier. "Now, I'm off! My great Tatang Carrier is losing energy as we speak!" He then went back towards his Tatang Carrier, which was getting larger in view.
Petey was swarmed by the seven Topmen, being spiked by the spike on top of their heads. Petey flew out of the mess, flying over head as he screeched loudly, causing the Spiky Topmen to spin out of then performed a body slam to the ground, causing all seven of the Spiky Topmen to explode.
Getting up, Petey smiled as he briefly placed his hands on his hips. "Those Topmen sure were spiky, but they're no match for me!" He looked up, to see the huge Tatang Carrier heading eastward. "But I better go follow that Tatanga fellow. He may be up to no good..." He began flapping his enormous leafy wings, taking off into the sky, following the Tatang Carrier.
Hey, I'm Petey. Petey Piranha.
Well, this Tatanga fellow sounds like trouble,
So I'm gonna follow him and beat him to a pulp!
He said something about taking over the world,
But would he really want to? It's so cliched!