Hey, I'm Petey. Petey Piranha.
I followed Tatanga out of the Moo Moo Meadows
And into the bustling Mushroom City,
But I have no idea why he went here.
It's like he's planning something... big.
Of course, he's trying to take over the world,
But that has been done so many times it doesn't feel like an actual accomplishment.
I better stop yapping my big mouth off and follow that purple freak wherever he goes!
Petey Piranha entered Mushroom City, spotting that Tatanga was zipping away in his personal carrier. Petey was still flying, flapping his mighty leafy wings as much as he could as he began soaring upward, flying over Tatanga, who looked up to see Petey overshadow him.
"Well, look who decided to come and rain on my parade," Tatanga commented with a smirk. "It's the big guy."
Petey kept flapping, not letting Tatanga's words get to him. "You may have a huge ship, but I'm not gonna let you take control of the entire planet, no sir!"
Tatanga scoffed as he too out his ray gun, firing four blasts at Petey. Petey managed to dodge them, but was then hit by an unexpected eggplant. Smirking, Tatanga fired more shots at Petey, managing to hit the large humanoid Piranha Plant as Petey went crashing down, landing on the highway below.
Tatanga laughed as he waved, zipping to the north direction. "Have fun on the highway, you dumb plant! Be sure to go up and down and all around!"
Petey groaned, getting up and rubbing the back of his head, only to be sent upward by an incoming taxi. Petey was sent rolling on the pavement, only to be sent into the air again by a speeding truck. Petey spiraled, screaming as he landed on top of a bright yellow school bus.
"Oh, this doesn't seem good," Petey commented as he hung on tight to the school bus, which was going faster.
There were several signs up ahead. Unfortunately for Petey, his enormous head was a big target, and Petey hit many of them as a result. Petey started drooling, feeling all the bruises in his head. Unable to think straight, Petey lied on his back, taking as much time to recover. Suddenly, the bus was blasted into the air, causing Petey to spiral in the air again, landing on top of an incoming truck, which exploded in a fiery fashion. Petey tumbled off the highway, falling several stories below into the river stream, which was going westward. Petey groaned, unable to comprehend what just happened.
Hey, I'm Petey. Petey Piranha.
Somehow I ended up on the highway...
Not the best way to travel without a vehicle, I tell you what.
Speaking of what, Tatanga managed to get away from me!
Now I gotta pull myself together and get that purple loon,
Before he really screws all of us over!