Frank's POV
Finally. Finally, the bathroom opened up. I was waiting in line at Camp Half-Blood to use one of their public restrooms. I really had to go. Drinking fifteen water bottles in one sitting was not a good idea.
I had been waiting in line for about ten minutes. My whole body ached with the need to pee. The door opened, and Leo stepped out.
"Sorry man," Leo looked at me with a guilty face. "Bunker Nine's bathroom was clogged, so I had to use this one. Good luck."
And with that, Leo strutted off toward the Big House. Why did he wish me good luck? I'm pretty sure a monster wasn't going to attack me while I was peeing. Man, that could be terrible...
I walked into the bathroom and prepared to do my business. One step in the bathroom, and I knew why Leo wished me good luck.
The bathroom smelled horrendous. Like worse than Coach Hedge's gym shorts he wore for a month straight. It smelled like a giant had puked up liver and onions and rotten eggs in there.
The smell was so bad, I almost fainted. Oh, man, if I live through this, Leo is going to get it...
Gagging, I used the restroom and washed my hands. As soon as the paper towel entered the trash can, I sprinted out of the smelly bathroom.
As I ran toward the Big House, my vision was a little fuzzy at the edges. I felt lightheaded. Curse Leo and his ability to stink up the bathroom! He was making me sick!
I bursted into the Big House and found Leo lounging in the basement. I glared at him.
"Leo," I said calmly. "I hate you." I opened one of the cabinets lining the walls of the basement and pulled out an air freshener. I handed it to Leo.
"Why did you give me this?" Leo asked.
"Go and cover the smell of your poop with a Tropical Pineapple and Mango air freshener."