Percy's POV
To make the school day less boring, I decided to piece together the conversations I heard when walking down the hall during one passing period. Here's what I heard:
"So last night, I was watching-"
"-My grandma's toenail! And then she told me to-"
"-eat it! So I ate it, and it tasted amazing!"
"Then my dad walked in and asked me why I was-"
"-wearing that cute pink dress! Dad said it was too short-"
"-so I jumped in a pit of toxic waste! And then I switched video games and started playing a game called-"
"-seeing how many guys I could dump in three weeks. So far, I'm up to-"
"-thirteen! And I still didn't get an iPhone! It's not fair! So, anyway,-"
"-Last night, I-"
"-watched a belly dancing lesson! I almost puked at the sight of-"
"-my fat uncle Bernie-"
"-showing me how to pop a pimple! I told Mom I could handle it, but she didn't listen. So, I popped the pimple and-"
"-my sister ate all of the stuff inside before I could!"
"To pass the time before my favorite show started, I developed a new hobby! It is-"
"-smelling my brother's dirty laundry! Mom cleaned it all up, thankfully. I don't think I could stand the smell of anymore-"
"-deodorant! Do you know there are thirty different kinds of it at the grocery store? I counted them when my Dad had to get-"
"-Mexican chihuahuas! They bark like crazy, but we just have to live with it because my neighbor owns fifteen of them. I swear, if-"
"-I didn't study for the science test!-"
"-my mom would smother me in hugs and kisses! It's so embarrassing! For example, last week she-"
"-decided to steal my sweaters! Sometimes, my sister can be so irresponsible!"
RIIINNNNGGGGGGGGGG!
And that was the bell. I was so busy listening to other people's conversations, I forgot I also had class. Now I'm late for English. Great, just great. At least I got an amusing conversation out of it. I can't wait to see what conversations I'll piece together tomorrow at Camp Half-Blood!
Here's some crazy Percy for LotR-HP-PJ! I'm working on my other requests, don't worry!