Wahaha! I'm Waluigi, number one! Waa!
So yeah, I'm just chilling inside my house
Nothing of interest is actually happening.
I wish it was. I hadn't had anything to do since the recent Tennis Tournament.
Then again, it's not easy being the Champion of all the cups.
I just hope that something exciting could happen... nothing too stupid, though.
Waluigi was in his house, snoozing away as he was watching daytime television for no reason at all.
"Man, am I so bored," Waluigi commented, stretching his arms as he sighed. "I wish something interesting could happen..."
Suddenly, Waluigi's entire house exploded, being covered in hot red flames. Waluigi screamed as he was completely on fire, runnikng around as the fire continued spreading. Suddenly, the red colored Tatang Carrier hovered over the burnt remains of Waluigi's house, with Tatanga emerging from the cockpit in his personal carrier.
"Ha! That was great target practice!" Tatanga commented as he applauded himself, "I should destroy more houses. That always gets me in a good mood."
After jumping into his private pool, Waluigi jumped out, completely soaked. He looked up, spotting Tatanga. "Hey! What are you doing back here?"
Tatanga turned around, spotting Waluigi and laughing his head off. "Wahaha! Waluigi, you don't look so good. Maybe you should cool off!"
Waluigi glanced atg the ruins of his home, then looked back up at Tatanga. He pointed at his ruined home. "Did you do this?"
Tatanga shrugged, smirking back at Waluigi. "Isn't it obvious?"
Waluigi growled, clenching his fists as he ran eastward after Tatanga. "Well, I'm gonna give you one, you big jerk! I'll show you what happens when you mess with me!"
Tatanga laughed, pointing at Waluigi as he sped away. "Baha! I would like to see you try, beanpole! Ohohoho!"
Wahaha! I'm Waluigi, number one! Waa!
Who would have thought that Tatanga would come back?
The last time I met him, we had a great troll off!
Obviously I won.
But for some reason, it seems that he can't simply settle with troll offs.
So now, he's going to be as cliche as he possibly can
And try to take over the world. Ha! Good luck.
The last time I tried that, I wasn't allowed to participate in Mario Kart!
...Not that I regret it. Mario Kart 7 sucked...
...Wait a minute, why am I rambling on? I gotta go after Tatanga!