Wahaha! I'm Waluigi, number one! Waa!
Speed Highway... oh brother.
I haven't got time for this nonsense!
I gotta jet, cause I'm in a hurry!
...Why does that line sound so familiar to me...?
Waluigi was stuck to the vegetable carrying truck that rolled into the Speed Highway, being far above the rest of Mushroom City, several of the tall skyscrapers standing tall. Waluigi pulled himself out, rolling onto the pavement of the highway as he dusted himself off.
"That was one experience I would love to forget," Waluigi muttered to himself, only to get sent high into the sky by another speeding taxi cab. He screamed as he flailed his arms, screaming, "Waa! This just isn't my day!"
Waluigi landed on the pavement again, flat on his face. He got up and shook his head, spotting an unused Flame Runner nearby. Waluigi shrugged as he snatched the bike, revving up the engine as he headed southward. Waluigi looked to the side, to see the tall skyscrapers looming overhead. Waluigi then glanced to the other side, spotting the huge Tatang Carrier approaching. Waluigi gulped, looking forward to spot a wooden ramp nearby. He zoomed over the ramp, performing a trick in mid air as he went speeding off the highway, into the large sewer pipes below.
"D'oh! This isn't good," Waluigi commented as he tumbled down the pipes, breaking his lean bones.
Wahaha! I'm Waluigi, number one! Waa!
Speed Highway couldn't handle my handsome figure
So it did its best to rid of me.
But boy, did I sure proof it wrong! Wahaha!
The only problem is, I have no idea where I'm heading now...