Wahaha! I'm Waluigi, number one! Waa!
I went from Speed Highway to this sewer.
Quite a turnabout for me, huh?
...Yeah, I thought so. This turn of events may stink,
But I got a handful of tricks up my sleeves.
Waluigi was stuck in the sewer, being wounded quite noticably. He groaned as he got up, pushing the Flame Runner off of him.
"Well... this won't end well for me..." Waluigi commented, looking up to see the light from the city streets above. He looked down, to see nothing but dark tunnels extending beyond the city reaches. He was able to fight off the terrible stench, but was still disgusted by the green sewer water. "Eeyuck... it makes me wonder why I agreed to be a plumber again..."
Marching through the damp, disgusting water, Waluigi noticed several green gremlings hiding in the shadows, afraid of outsiders. Waluigi rolled his eyes as he fell down a sewer waterfall, landing on his head on a hard rock. He mumbled as he fell into the water, knocked unconscious.
Fifteen minutes later, Waluigi woke up, stretching his arms as he emerged from the swamp water, shaking himself to rid of the stench. He opened his eyes, to spot an abandoned transporter.
"I wonder what this baby is doing all the way down here," Waluigi commented as he got into the transporter, being teleported to another place.
Waluigi opened his eyes, emerging out of another transporter, which was much cleaner and more stable. Stepping out of it, he felt the cold wind blow harshly towards him, heading to the north. Waluigi fought against the wind, walking until he managed to find a hiding spot being one of the walls, which repelled the wind away. Waluigi looked around, shocked to realize where he was. "Hey... isn't this ship Tatanga's carrier...?"
Wahaha! I'm Waluigi, number one! Waa!
This sewer can't handle me, not one bit!
Then I was transpotted to some huge carrier.
...Hey, wait a minute... everything is colored red... there are pictures of Tatanga everywhere...
I'm on his main ship! Wahaha, time to do some sabotaging...
