Humph. I'm Dry Bowser. Don't forget it.
I noticed something odd in the sky... something from outer space has invaded this planet.
It wouldn't be the first time.
But that's besides the point... there's something interesting about this one...
It's nothing like I've seen before...
Dry Bowser was watching from the very toop of Grumble Volcano, making a lookout for anything suspicious. He winced, being able to see miles beyond miles, due to his unwordly powers.
"Hmm... nothing too odd out here..." Dry Bowser commented, glancing a bit again. "Wait, what's this?"
He managed to spot Bowser's Castle, where he caught a glimpse of Tatanga standing proudly over an unconscious Mario, with Bowser unconscious as well.
"And now, to use this pesky plumber as fuel for my great Tatang Carrier!" Tatanga exclaimed, holding out his arms as he looked up, his huge red colored Tatang Carrier hovering above the castle. "Take this chump away!"
Dry Bowser opened his eyes a bit as he wiitnessed a green aura taking in Mario, as well as Bowser. Tatanga then jumped into his personal carrier, flying away towards the east. Dry Bowser closed his eyes, shaking his head as he opened his eyes again, pounding his fists.
"Humph. If that freak was able to defeat Mario, then he might be a threat..." Dry Bowser muttered to himself as he jumped down from edge to edge on the volcano, "I better track him down, and find out his true purpose..."
Dry Bowser made a big splash in the red molten lava, emerging as he began swimming at a fast pace, pushing forward as he headed eastward. He passed the race course that was near his home volcano, not letting the intense heat get to him as he was powered by his bluish energy, which was both of fire and electricity. Dry Bowser's rattly cackles can be heard as he pushes the lava aside like it is nothing.
Humph. I'm Dry Bowser. Don't forget it.
So, that ugly purple freak is the one behind all this...
Figures.
He also had Mario and Bowser on the ropes.
Also figures.
On one hand, I don't have to worry about that stupid plumber anymore.
But on the other hand, my moronic living relative is in a tough situation
And despite appearing so stupid, that purple freak looks like he's planning something...
I better track him down, just in case...