"We're back and we have Gregory Maguire and Glinda and friends here on the show."
"I think he likes you Glinda."
"Who doesn't?"
"Oh, shut it."
"All of you shut it! Sorry now we will have audience members ask questions."
"Yeah let's hear what you pathetic people want to know."
"Elphie!"
"What?"
"That was mean!"
"So, they'll get over it."
"Anyway, does anyone have a question for these...people."
A random member of the audience stood up and waved his hand frantically in the air.
"Yes, you."
"Elphaba, what would you say is your greatest trait?"
"Her sarcasm!" Fiyero said suddenly smiling and holding back laughter.
"No!" Glinda and Boq echoed together.
"Yes!"
"What would they say is my greatest trait?" She said smiling and crossing her arms across her chest.
"Sarcasm!"
"No! Her self-confidence."
"Her intuition!"
"Sarcasm it is then!" Elphaba decided sitting up straight again.
"Alright then." He said sitting back down slightly confused.
"Anyone else with a question?"
"Me!" Screamed a hyper young girl in the front row.
"Alright Go ahead." Alex said sitting down bored.
"Boq, what is the worst thing about Glinda?"
Glinda's mouth dropped open and she turned to glare at Boq.
"This is a good one." Elphaba said to Fiyero who laughed hysterically.
"Hey!" Glinda said hearing her and turning around to glare at her instead.
"Well it's so hard to find any bad things." Boq said smiling slightly in confusion. Elphaba leaned forward.
"Let me!"
"No!"
"I will then. She is over-bearing, snobbish, self-centered, too cheerful, too perky, likes pink way beyond a point of 'eww' and is not very bright."
Fiyero cracked up laughing in his chair which leaned back somewhat.
"Elphie!"
"Hey!"
"Well I was asking Boq, but that will work." The girl said smiling and sitting back down.
"One more audience member."
Another girl stood up and looked at Fiyero smiling a sickening sweet smile.
"Fiyero, why do you love Elphaba?"
Glinda and Boq both look at them in surprise and shock.
"Why not?"
"Aww how sweet of you." Elphaba said faking being touched by his statement. He laughed and shook his chair slightly.
"After this commercial break our game will begin!"
"Hooray."
"Now are you happy?"
"Still no."
"Darn it."