"We're back."
"No, really? Like they couldn't tell when they hear that gay music." Elphaba said rolling her eyes and looking away from him. Fiyero laughed into his hands at her side.
"Well, know we will begin our game." Alex said to the audience biting back his anger. Glinda clapped her hands excitedly at this. Elphaba only one seat away from her performed an imitation of her clap for Fiyero who laughed even harder into his hands.
"Anyway, I will explain the rules."
"How about a name first?" Gregory shouted from his chair.
"Fine. It's called I Dare You."
"Ooo scary name." Elphaba said behind his back as he rolled his eyes and held back on commenting to her.
"First, the audience will dare you," He began.
"Oh, great the audience again."
"Then you will dare each other." At this Elphaba looked down the row with an evil glint in her eyes. No one looked back at her out of fear.
"Crap." Came Gregory's voice as he heard this.
"I didn't sign up for this!" Boq shouted from his chair.
"I know it's free." Alex told them smiling back out to the audience.
"This should be fun!" Elphaba mouthed Glinda's words and faked her happiness making Fiyero laugh again.
"Whatever, does anyone have a dare for them?"
Another audience member stands up and looks at Glinda.
"Glinda I dare you to be depressing!"
"What?!"
"That's easy." Alex said waving his hand as if dismissing the dare.
"Not for her." Elphaba corrected.
Glinda slumped down in her chair and glared at the floor for a few minutes. Then sat up straight with a smile on her face.
"Good job!" Alex said with some sarcasm that she didn't catch.
"I am amazed." Elphaba said looking shocked.
"Me too." Fiyero agreed.
"That I was depressing?"
"No. That they accepted that." Elphaba answered looking at her as Glinda's face fell.
"I wasn't good?"
"Glinda, that was depressing to depressing people."
"Anyway, another dare? Anyone!" Alex said anger creeping into his voice.
One of the audience members from before stood up again and screamed out their dare.
"I dare Boq to kiss Fiyero!"
"What?!"
"You sicko!" Elphaba broke into a small fit of laughter as Fiyero called her that and seemed really distressed by this.
"You have been dared and in the rules it says you have to do it."
"I don't want Boq touching me at all!"
"Why would I?"
"You have to!" Alex moved over and pushed Boq over in front of Fiyero's chair. He pushes him down to kiss him. Then Elphaba pushed Alex in front of Fiyero and Boq kissed him instead.
"Will that work?" She asked smiling. The girl was laughing hysterically in her seat.
"Yes." She managed to choke out.
"Good." She said as Fiyero leaned back in his chair laughing.
"What the hell?" Alex said stunned by her actions.
"Gross!" Boq said turning and going back to his chair as laughed softly in her own chair. Alex walked back over to his desk angry now.
"God. I hate my job!" He said angrily as he slammed his fists on the desk, which then collapsed in front of him.
"I love this game." Elphaba said smiling as Fiyero fell over in his chair next to her. "It just gets better." She said laughing at him.
"Elphie?"
"What?" She asked glaring at Glinda.
"Are you happy now?"