"We have time for one more dare? Then they will dare each other."
"Oh, god." Gregory whispered loud enough to hear.
"Yes, oh god is right."
Another audience member jumps up on the stage wearing the same symbol on all her clothing.
"Dare You to Move!" She screamed.
"What the hell?" Elphaba said shrugging.
"What does that mean?" Fiyero asked her looking confused.
"It's a song." Gregory said to them from down the road.
"Really?"
"Yes. From Switchfoot which is a band." The audience member continued to sing the song in a horrible screeching noise. Elphaba glared at her for a few minutes. Then the girl went up in a puff of smoke which cleared to reveal a mute howler monkey. Fiyero then collapsed from laughter on the floor as the monkey ran out the door.
"Alright then. When we come back they will dare each other."
"That wasn't even a dare!"
"So, who cares, Gregory?"
"I do!"
Elphaba stood up and looked into the camera smiling.
"I dare you to play that gay music again."
Fiyero rolled off the stage laughing hysterically and then runs out of the door and outside.
"And then there was four."