The word in this chapter is mine or I think is mine. It is stupid so just be prepared for major stupidity in the future.
"We're..."
"Crapshit!"
"What?"
"What?"
"You just said something."
"No I didn't." Elphaba insisted as Fiyero laughed silently into the floor.
"Yes, well anyway. The guests are now daring each..."
"Crapshit!"
Alex closed his eyes and tried to hold back his anger as Elphaba grinned behind him.
"To do whatever it is they wish the other would. So far Glinda has dared..."
"Crapshit!"
"Elphaba and has been dared by..."
"Crapshit!"
"Anyway! Boq has also dared Fiyero and has been dared by..."
"Crap."
"No..."
"Shit."
"No one! Gregory has dared Elphaba and been dared by no one. While Elphaba and Fiyero have both been dared at least..."
"Crapshit!"
"Twice for Elphaba and once for Fiyero."
"Really?"
"Yes. Really."
"Now they will continue to dare each other until the show is..."
"Crapshit!"
"Will you please stop saying that?!" Alex finally yelled at Elphaba turning around to glare at her.
"Saying what?"
"That word you just said."
"What word?" She asked him looking generally confused as Fiyero laughed next to her.
"That word! I don't know what it is."
Gregory stood up again and walked off camera only to be brought back by two guards and dropped in his chair.
"I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about."
"Alex?" A voice called from offstage.
"What?"
"You're running out of..."
"Crapshit!"
"There that word!" He screamed turning around to look at her. She looked up from the floor with a genuine look of confusion.
"What?"
"Time. You're running out of time." The voice said quickly.
"Fine whatever."
"We are running out of time before the next set of commercials so you should probably..."
"Crapshit!"
"Stop!"
"Gods, why are you yelling?"
"I'm yelling because you keep saying that word!"
"What? I'm not saying anything."
"Yes. You are!" Fiyero was now in hysterics on the floor at the legs of Elphaba's chair.
"No. I'm not. I think I would know if I said something."
"Oh my god!" Alex exclaimed walking off the stage angry now. Elphaba stood up and walked to the camera.
"We'll be back after this crapshit of a break."
"There! You just said it again!" Alex's voice screamed from backstage.
"He does not know what he's talking about." Elphaba said as Fiyero finally collapsed from laughter on the floor and laughed out loud.