Hey guys! I'm really sorry! I tried to write this before, but it somehow deleted it's self. I'm really really sorry!

I walked over to the group. I noticed that the guy wearing glasses blushed lightly, and I glared at him. He shivered in fear, soaking in my beautiful, fake eyes.

Something isn't right about her... SkythekidRS thought. I spoke with such dominance, that they all had to look away from me.

"Hi. My name is Alexa, Lexi fur short. I am an Archer and a Maaaage. I'm twenny. Who ya'll?"

"My name is Xephos. I am a sp-spaaaaaaaaace man and I was abandoned by my crew 10 years ago. I am 21, just like CaptainSparklez."

"My name is Honeydew. I am a dwarf from Caaaaasmadan. 10 years ago, my brethren kicked me out! Then I met Xephos. We were mindin' our own business when we bumped into each other. I am 21!"

"My name is ASFJerome. I am a furry thang. And I am 20, just like you."

"... My name is Sky, SkythekidRS. I really HATE DerpySquids! And I just LOOOOOOOOOVE budder! I am 21..."

Uh oh... He ain't gonna like mah shister! After a while, we talked about how great of an Archer Honeydew said he was. Ha! In his face! I bet him in a contest! Lolz! Soon, SkythekidRS said he was going to kill Herobrine. Wait, whaaaa-? He was going to kill him! My father! I started to back away from da cray cray group. CaptainSparklez grabbed my arm, pulling my forward. A single salty tear streamed down my face red face. I attempted to fly away, but mid-flight, I fell into CaptainSparklez arms. Awko taco! I heard voices as the world started to blacked out.

I awoke to voices screeching at each other.

"She could have died bros! There is nothing we could have done then!" I had a guess, that the Capin' said this.

"Like I said, use the god damn MAJESTIC BUDDER! It'll heal her!" I knew dis was Sky, it has to beh.

"As a dwarf, I have to disagree. Gold is great when you want to make tools or armour, but it won't heal her." There is onleh one dwarf in dis group!

I opened my eyes to see the dwarf shooting the squid hater with his bow and many arrows. I sighed. They all stopped. Honeydew fired another arrow at SkythekidRS, giggling like a little gurl. I stopped the arrow mid-flight and snapped it in half. SkythekidRS sighed in relief, for he has a ton of arrows in his back. Like whaaa-? I glared at him with anger bubbling up inside me, so I threw the remains of the arrow at him.

"How are you feeling?" Asked da Capin'.

"Like shit. Why do you ask?" I bluntly replied. I was not in the mood for shit like this.

"We want to know why you passed out, cause squid hater over here thinks that I, Honeydew, am expected to mine gold to heal you!" The only Honey, the king of dew said. Lolz!

"Gold won't help Sky, I just need mah ma's chikehn nooooooodl soup, and some rest. Then I will feel better. I passed out, all because you *points at Sky* placed a curse on me!" I half yelled.

"And what would this curse be about? Budder?" SkythekidRS asked, as if reality was a quiz show.

"H... Herobrine." I stated.

Well, that is the end of chapter 2. I hope you guys liked it!

Derpy wants to say that she is terribly sorry she can't finish her derpyness guide.