Lemon/lime ahead. BoyxBoy sex.

"I'll be right back." Naruto whispered to Gaara, trailing a hand through his own hair. "I'm gonna hit the dance floor." Gaara nodded and replied that he would stay put with Neji, who had injured his foot playing soccer. Naruto gave a hug to Gaara, felt the object slide into his pocket and grinned at his red headed friend before turning toward the grinding students.

Yeah, this was the homecoming dance. Konoha had just beaten Kumo in the last football game of the season and it was time to celebrate by having sex with clothes on and calling it dancing.

Naruto wiggled through the bodies, swaying along to the pop music. He felt hands grab his hips and pull him aggressively against their body. Glancing over his shoulder he could see it was a pair of girls he shared a class with—one of which never stopped chewing gum. Whether or not they were aware of his preference for the same sex, he loved to dance, so it wasn't a problem. He bumped with them along with the music, letting their hands maneuver around his body, knowing there would be no arousal. The song ended and an even more popular one replaced it, now was his chance. Naruto separated himself from the girls as the floor was flooded with more students who wanted to dry hump. He was stopped by another hand, this time a guy was pulling on his arm. The guy was grinning seductively, his hands trying to pull the blonde closer. Though the flashing lights of the dance floor, Naruto thought the boy had white colored hair.

No matter, Naruto didn't have time for another dance. He shook his head no to the boy and maneuvered his arm from his grasp, turning way.

The blonde wiped the sweat from his brow and moved over to the food table, grabbing a cupcake. He slowly licked at the vanilla frosting, rolling the cupcake in his hand. He noticed some people looking in his direction, and vaguely wondered if his gay was showing. Probably. But he couldn't pay attention to that right now, he moved closer to the punch bowl. Excitedly, he ran his hand over the flask that Gaara had slipped into his pocket.

This dance was about to get a lot more fun. It wasn't cheap liquor either.

The blonde easily turned to look around for any teacher, all of which seemed to be preoccupied.

The flask was securely in Naruto's hand when another hand shot out to snatch his wrist. Naruto cursed the heavens. There goes his GED.

"Just what do you think you're doing, stupid?"

Then Naruto regrew his balls and pulled his wrist away. "Shh! Are you trying to get me caught, you bastard! This isn't exactly the kind of thing I should be doing." The blonde leveled his eyes against Sasuke's, their glares matching.

"Whatever. I'm not going to let you do this."

"Why? Scared a little alcohol will loosen up that stick up your ass?" Naruto poked him in the chest. "Or are you afraid of a little fun?"

"Well, I'm sure as hell not afraid of you. In reality, I just want to ruin your fun." Sasuke answered, smacking away the blondes hand. Naruto pretended to be hurt, moving from between the punch bowl and Sasuke. He held the flask between their bodies, hiding it from view.

"You've always liked picking on me." The blonde reclaimed the cupcake he'd sat on the table. He licked at the frosting again slowly, watching Sasuke's eyes narrow even more. "I wonder why."

The raven grabbed his wrist, stopping the blondes teasing motions abruptly. "I'm not here to play your games!"

"Then why are you here? I'm here to do the very thing I was about to do, before you came over to be a bastard." It was maddening. The idea of spiking the punch had come to Naruto days ago in a dream and Gaara had been kind enough to supply the booze. It would be hilarious to see the students show their true colors and be all in one place! But then there's Sasuke freakin' Uchiha arriving just in time to throw a hammer into his plans. Naruto frowned. "Let me go."

"I'm not letting you get everyone drunk," Sasuke spoke calmly, making the blonde that much more mad. "Just so you can have a laugh. It's not right or fair to those who have to drive home." It was true, the raven was playing the justice card. Even an idiot like Naruto could understand the danger it would put everyone in. And when other students were acting out, things would be harder for Sasuke to control. His posse had to stay clear-headed.

Naruto pocketed the flask. In a moment of blind bravery, he shoved Sasuke. "I can't stand you! You and your shitty personality that gets you everything!"

The blonde felt the hard wood of the table digging into his lower back when the Uchiha took hold of his shirt and pushed him against it. "And you think I like you, with your delinquent attitude and habit of blaming the world!" Naruto shook off pale hands and the boys broke into a fit of curse words and sizing each other up as students circled to watch the action.

"Sasuke! What are you doing?" Sakura marched over to them, analyzing the situation. "Naruto, leave him alone! Why are you such a nuisance?"

"Shut the fuck up, Sakura!" Naruto answered, throwing his hand up toward her in annoyance. What had he ever seen in her? He turned back to Sasuke. "I'm surprised you let her off the leash."

"Say one more thing, stupid. You'll regret it." Sasuke promised.

Before that promise could be kept, Kakashi was there, separating the boys. "Alright, alright! Enough of this!" A teacher each took hold of Sasuke and Naruto, pulling them away from each other. Both boys still swung a line of insults toward one another. "Take 'em out of here." Kakashi told his staff.

Next thing he knew, Naruto was outside the gym and in the courtyard. Next to him stood a ruffled Uchiha with his hands in his pockets. Naruto blinked his blue eyes at him for several seconds. "You bastard!" The blonde launched himself at the raven, knocking them to the ground.

They locked into a fight, rolling around in the grass and trying to do as much damage to each other as possible. Finally, Sasuke gained the advantage and started delivering blows to the blonde beneath him until he was satisfied and climbed off. He surveyed the tan boy still in the grass. A busted lip and bruised face. Good. Sasuke grinned, "Go to hell, idiot."

"Fuck. You." Naruto spoke as he sat up and wiped his lips with his shirt. He saw Sasuke was sporting a nice bruise under his left eye, that was enough.

"What? Do you want round 2?" Sasuke danced around the blonde as he got to his feet, provoking another fight, his adrenaline was rushing. "C'mon!"

"Nope. I'm going home." Naruto was drained suddenly. It wasn't like he could go buy some Tylenol for his aches, so there was no point in fighting more. He walked past the Uchiha.

"Chicken." Sasuke thought that insult would be enough to push the blonde over the edge again, but it brought no response. Now the high had gone and the raven looked at the boy who was walking away. His clothes were ruined, and Sasuke knew there were no replacements waiting in a closet. Maybe no washing machine either. "Hey," Sasuke called, "I have some pain killers in my car you can have." Naruto stopped walking and glanced back the the dark haired boy who was coming toward him. "Honest."

"Whatever." Naruto answered, folding his arms over his chest and pouting. He hated handouts—even more if they came from the worlds biggest prick. He found himself being led to the staff parking lot. "You park with the teachers? And they say nothing to you?"

"Yep." Sasuke said smugly, grinning at the blonde. Said blonde rolled his eyes and took the time to examine the car. It was a black Cadillac Escalade, with silver rims and tinted windows. Naruto bet Sasuke had never seen a ticket either. "The pills are in the glove compartment." Naruto opened the passenger side door, the interior was cream colored with almost-black wood on the dashboard.

Overall, the SUV was the sexiest thing Naruto had ever seen. He felt around for the pills as Sasuke climbed into the driver seat, sliding it way back and plugging his phone into the radio. "You're not going to go home now?" The blonde asked, seeing the raven getting comfy.

"Nope." Was the simple answer as the pale boy looked through his music collection. He selected a song Naruto didn't know and sat back in his seat, looking out the window into the night. The blonde realized he had stopped looking for the pain killers and returned to his search. Finding the bottle, he emptied a couple onto his palm.

"Thanks." Naruto mumbled and took the pills.

"You don't use water?" Sasuke looked at him oddly. The tan boy shook his head. "Well then." He shrugged.

"Don't really feel the need." Naruto mused. He had to learn to take pills dry, not have drinks all the time. Silence overtook them. They had argued, fist fought, and made amends. Awkwardly, Naruto stepped away from the car to take his leave.

In the back of their minds, they both wondered if he really had to go. They had gotten kicked out of the dance, no one expected them to be anywhere, neither wanted to go home, did they want to be alone at this particular moment? Since their aggression had been handled for the day, Sasuke suggested, "I guess you could get in. I know you've never seen a vehicle this nice before, who knows when it'll happen again."

The blonde sat down on the passenger seat. "Psh! I expect a bastard like you to drive a thing like this. Compensation." Sasuke skeptically asked for what. "Oh, you know for what." Naruto flashed a crude smile.

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "If this is your way of trying to see my cock, it won't work." He shook his head at the idiot.

"Funny you should take it straight to that." Naruto shot back. "Sounds like there's other ways that would work then."

Sasuke gritted his teeth at the hole he'd dug himself into. But he wouldn't let Naruto see that. "My cock is only for the selected few who deserve it." He spoke matter-of-factly. He turned to see the blonde sipping from the almost-forgotten flask.

"Mmhm. So I guess the entire female population of our school worked for that dick." Naruto laughed at the Uchiha. He passed the alcohol, which Sasuke accepted easily. "Must be a hard job!" Naruto laughed again, this time at his own joke. But the raven cracked a small smile.

"That's what I hear."

"Me too."

The Uchiha rolled his eyes and went to pick another song. "You're truly the dumbest person alive."

"Thank you! I rather be dumb than stuck up." Naruto told him, taking a swig. He leaned over to watch as Sasuke looked through the music, identifying songs he knew and didn't know. He reached out his finger and tapped the screen when one he passionately cared for appeared. "This one!"

Sasuke scrunched his face. "Hn. This is so—" He cut himself short.

"So what?" Naruto rose an eyebrow. "Gay?"

Rolling the flask in his hands, Sasuke answered, "That's not what I meant. I would say a lot of things to you, but I would not insult you because of that." Now an uncomfortable air hung around them. Naruto stared pointedly at the raven who kept taking small sips and avoiding blue eyes. "I have no problem with guys that are... gay."

"I know that. Better than anyone right?" The blonde snatched the flask back. "I could tell a bunch of stories remember?" He rolled his sky colored eyes and sat back in the seat. Despite all the effort they put into avoiding each other over the years, Sasuke and Naruto had to go to school together. They'd have sorts of... encounters before that they pushed to the backs of their minds. Sometimes they had been hostile, others completely tame in ways.

Neither of them spoke for a long while, each caught up in their thoughts.

"I didn't..." Sasuke started, sliding his thumb over the blank screen of his phone, not looking at the other male. "I didn't kiss you that night just to hurt your feelings. It was Sakura's idea—" Sasuke held up his hand to stop Naruto's interruption. "—which is no excuse. But I wanted to see something for myself."

"And what was that?" Naruto asked, raising one eyebrow. He had a pretty good guess but he wanted to hear the raven say it himself. "We're big boys Sasuke, I can handle the truth."

"Well, I can't!" Sasuke held his hand out for the flask. The blonde handed it to him and watched him take a gulp. The Uchiha was showing definite signs of a future alcoholic. "Look, I just wanted to know if I swung that way or not."

Naruto burst into laughter. He thought so, but the look on the ravens face was way too much for him to handle. Several moments pasted before the blonde was able to pull himself back enough to make a sentence, "You? The guy that gets more pussy than a gynecologist? And what did you figure out that day?" Naruto hated thinking about that night in Jr. High. So much had changed and he had to stop being friends with people he thought he could trust with everything. It was burdening and heavy, not something kids should go through or understand. And here's Sasuke Uchiha with a bit of liquor in his system, going into confession. Upon not getting an answer, Naruto finally stopped laughing. "You're... kidding me right? Bastard... we've talked about this before, you told me no."

The Uchiha had a guilty look in his dark eyes, staring off into nowhere. Naruto scrambled away from him and against the car door. "What? You need to lay off the booze, dude." Naruto reached for the flask but the raven didn't let him have it. "Do you hear yourself, Sasuke?"

"I know, but I don't know why I'm telling you this." Sasuke looked up at him. "I guess that trust on my part wasn't ever truly broken."

Another sensitive silence. This time it lasted for a long while, maybe 15 minutes of the two of them just thinking about the situation. Naruto knew it would be better just to get out the car and walk home—not even ask for a ride or anything. He could clearly see Sasuke spiraling and wondered how long this had been kept a secret.

When Naruto came out of the closet his freshmen year, he'd had Kiba to help. Kiba was very well liked around campus and that helped smooth things over with other students. After Kiba had graduated and school came back around, Naruto was teased a bit but bold enough to become a 'loud homo' as others called it and not hide a single thing. No, he didn't skip around wearing ascots and perfume, but he would never deny it. "It's nothing to be ashamed of. It's who you are, embrace it."

"Tsk, easy for you to say. You don't have nearly the reputation I have. I'm not even sure about it yet—I like girls too." The raven put the top on the flask and set it in the cup holder. After a moment, he whispered, "You're the only person, I'm ever going to talk to like this."

"I think I should go..."

"And why is that?" Sasuke rose a dark eyebrow, his eyes rolled over to look at Naruto.

The blonde rubbed the back of his neck. "I don't know," Naruto was blushing from the look he was getting from Sasuke. "Think about what this means." The other times...

"I've thought about it plenty of times. Whether I was aware of it or not, this has crossed my mind, I'm not afraid to admit it."

Tongue-tied and confused, the blonde could only stare as Sasuke made his way from his seat and across to Naruto. Pale hands reached up to cup his cheeks and dark eyes tried to look into blue. Naruto could feel his heart picking up the pace, his mind jumped to where this was going. As Sasuke leaned his lips down closer to his own, the blonde found his voice. "I-I... we... um..." Some voice it turned out to be, weak! But the raven paused, his eyes just about closed now they their mouths were inches—centimeters—from each others. Naruto knew if he didn't speak now, caution would be thrown to the wind.

Sasuke watched Naruto part his lips, hearing no words spill from them however. An invitation and not rejection. It was all the raven needed, he closed the distance between their mouths. They were both reminded of the fight earlier, their bruised lips making contact, but it was sweet nonetheless. Slowly, they moved their mouths together, careful just to test the waters.

Soon enough, Sasuke leaned closer, his tongue braving entrance into the blondes mouth. It brought a surprised sound from Naruto, which Sasuke took as encouragement, deepening the kiss. Pale hands slid down to grip the sides of the smaller boys hips, almost lifting him from the seat. His tongue grew more and more bold, now trying to take Naruto's mouth by storm.

While Naruto was no pushover, he let Sasuke do as he pleased. If he were to actively participate in this make-out session who knew where it would end up. But damn, he was getting turned on by all of this—spontaneous intimacy was his favorite. It didn't help that Mr. Uchiha had already given in to the temptation. Shit, shit, shit. What to do? Was Naruto the only somewhat sober one left? The blonde wanted it, he wanted it bad right then and there, but did he dare have it? The shit it would cause. Sasuke pulled his mouth away with a smack, catching blue eyes with his own. He leaned in to the blondes ear, "Stop being so tentative." His coal eyes were narrowed sultrily, an obvious suggestion dangling in front of Naruto's face. Shit.

Naruto grinned and climbed over the armrest and into the Uchiha's lap, straddling his hips. Their lips locked again, the pain from their injuries heightening the pleasure they were trying to create. Naruto bit down on the ravens bottom lip, dragging his teeth against the sensitive flesh. Sasuke responded by slipping his hands underneath the blonde shirt, dragging his nails down a tanned back. It was intense, the breaths grew ragged and began to fog the windows.

Sasuke ran his hands over Naruto's back and down to the smaller boys jeans, taking a secure hold of his bottom. He rubbed it, feeling it though the jeans while Naruto sucked at his neck. Even with the alcohol in their systems, Sasuke felt the need in his own pants growing. He placed his hand on Naruto's chest, pushing him back. "Back seat." He panted.

Naruto nodded and clumsily opened the driver side door and climbed off the raven. Said raven went to open the truck of the car, amazingly quick with lowering the third row. Naruto walked around to see what he was doing now. Sasuke had laid down a red blanket that seemed to appear from nowhere. Hopping into the trunk, the raven laid down on the silky blanket, staring at the cars ceiling. Naruto swallowed thickly and followed in, shutting the trunk behind him. "How many other people have you had sex with back here?" There had to be a reason for the fluffy blanket.

"Just one other. Ino." Sasuke answered, folding his hands behind his head.

Naruto straddled him again, running his hands along the waistline of his jeans. "Really?" He lifted Sasuke's shirt over his head and threw it aside. He was surprised—at how that hadn't killed the mood.

Sasuke chuckled suddenly, smirking at the blonde. "Yeah. I've only had this car for a month, idiot." The raven pulled him down to attack his neck, sucking and biting ever so often.

A trail of angey red marks were just being made when they rolled over, with Sasuke on top. He made quick work of Naruto's shirt and undid his pants. He yanked them down with no protest from the blonde, revealing the smaller boys member. The raven hesitated, rubbing on the insides of Naruto's thighs. "Are you serious, S-Sasuke? Who's being tentative now?" Naruto asked, running a hand through his own hair. He laughed and sat up. "Lemme show you how it's done." He unzipped the ravens pants, slowly sliding his hand under the grey boxers. Securing his hand around Sasuke's length he gave it a smooth, strong stroke. A low moan came from the raven, and his eyes slipped closed.

Naruto continued his ministrations, running his eyes over Sasuke's figure. He was muscular, but somewhat lean. His skin was an even pale color, but not pasty. His cheeks were flushed pink and his lips parted slightly. Even his bangs were starting to stick to his forehead from the sweat lining his body. Naruto's admiration was halted when pleasure rang up his core. He looked down to see his own arousal being held within a strong hand. "Now, let me taste you."

The blonde found himself on his back again, his cock being handled by the mouth of an Uchiha. The raven placed one hand on either side of Naruto's hips keeping him pinned to the blanket. "S-Sasuke..." He moaned, trying to arch his hips to get more friction, wanting to feel more of the warm wetness. But Sasuke held fast. "Ugh... Sasuke..." Looking down all he could see was dark hair bobbing up and down and flashes of his swollen length being swallowed over and over. The sight was too erotic and too soon Naruto boiled over, spilling inside the ravens mouth.

Surprisingly Sasuke actually gagged. He wiped his arm across his mouth, throwing a look at Naruto, who shrugged innocently. The raven growled and threw the blondes leg over his shoulder, sliding his own jeans down further. Again he froze.

Naruto reached down to take hold of one of Sasuke's hands, raising it to his mouth and running his tongue over three of the digits, coating them with his saliva. Sasuke took in the site with hungry eyes. He didn't know it would feel like this with Naruto. He was having his kinks but the blonde steadily smoothed it over and made everything work. Once the raven crossed the line, he'd thought it be a lot more awkward than this—but this was feeling like magic, how easy they were fitting together in this way. After positioning his fingers at Naruto's entrance he leaned down to press his lips to the other boys, slipping a finger in. The blonde was relaxed and breathing heavy, understanding it was better to be prepared than sorry. Sasuke sucked lightly on his neck.

"That's enough." Naruto said, the three digits had had plenty of time to do their job. He wanted it now. "G-go on."

The Uchiha swallowed and stationed himself appropriately at Naruto's opening. He looked down at him, received a nod, but only lifted the blondes legs higher. He sighed, kissing Naruto's calf. Then he looked down at confused blue eyes. "I'm going in." He pressed forward, entering a safe amount inside the blonde under him. Only a moment had gone by when Sasuke pushed the rest of himself through. Immediately Naruto arched off the blanket and gritted his teeth together, cursing lightly. "Hn. Sorry, i-idiot" Sasuke mumbled, leaning his forehead between the smaller boys neck and shoulder. He waited until Naruto wrapped his arms around his neck before moving.

No amount of times Sasuke had ever had sex with anyone had prepared him for this. Being inside Naruto... he wanted to pass out just from the experience. It feel to good—this had to be why people believed this was a sin. For Naruto, there was pain, but there was also immense pleasure. The raven had found his spot almost instantly, nothing Naruto thought was coherent any longer.

Sasuke pulled out halfway before pushing back in, being somewhat kind with his thrusts. He saw some of the body bruises Naruto had gotten from their fight earlier, he didn't want to hurt him anymore. On the other hand, Naruto was no wimp. The blonde could feel the raven holding back and treating him like a flower. He started to meet the Uchiha's strokes, enticing harder and deeper thrusts from the boy above him. They both shut their eyes feeling the heat between them crawl toward completion. Naruto scratched his way down the ravens back and shoulders, his voice getting higher and higher with every hit on his sweet spot. Sasuke had one hand gripping Naruto's leg tight enough to leave another bruise and the other on the side of his head, supporting some of his weight. Their breath and sweat mixed, the windows of the SUV were impossible to see out of.

With a loud cry, Naruto came over their stomachs, conscious of Sasuke watching his every move. He shook from the effect and felt the warm chill of the raven filling him. Sasuke bit down on the blondes neck as he released, his shoulders slumping. He laid his forehead against Naruto's, "I-I guess that wasn't so bad." Moments later he pulled out, hearing Naruto hiss at the action.

"Yeah... not so lame." The blonde returned the smile. He tentatively turned to face the raven, his body screamed against his movements. "For you're first true gay experience."

Sasuke stared at the ceiling of the car, his hands folded behind his head. "Oh no. That wasn't the first time I've had sex with another guy."

"What?" Naruto wanted to sit up and gawk but his body refused. "What do you mean? Then what was all that—that hype for?"

"That's because it was with you." Sasuke said matter-of-factly. "It's the first time we've had sex." He glanced at the blonde, then back at the ceiling. "It was kind of scary, really."

Naruto understood what he meant. It was scary because Sasuke had a girlfriend, because they refused to act like friends, because they were never any good for each other. They always damaged something when the two of them were together. That was something they knew—if Sasuke and Naruto got together bizarre things went down. But now, they had never felt so whole and complete. Like they were meant to fit together for once. The hell were they gonna do? "What do we do now?"

"What do you mean?" The Uchiha continued to look at the ceiling. "You get out of my car and go home. We don't tell anybody, and life goes on."

"Just like that?" Naruto's jaw dropped. Naruto waited for an answer. He waited until his body stopped aching and he was able to move. He waited until he was fully dressed again. He waited until he took another pair of painkillers. He waited until he got all the way home and took a cold shower. But Naruto stopped waiting when two weeks later he had thrown up an entire bowl of his favorite ramen all over Neji's new sofa.

But Sasuke was waiting too. He was waiting for the day he was brave enough to pull that blonde back into his arms and hold him until each and every bruise disappeared.

/O\/O\/O\/O\/O\/O\

Naruto stood outside the classroom wringing his hands. He'd just announced to the class inside that he needed to speak with the 'biggest prick alive' out in the hall. Everyone had written it off as a prank of some sort and rolled their eyes at him, even Iruka-sensei went on with the lesson. As soon as Sasuke stood up, Naruto had cowered into the halls. Now how did he say this? Did he just come out straight? Or should he see if—

The raven was standing before him, annoyed look on his face. "Stupid, what do—"

"I'm pregnant!" Naruto squealed then stepped away. So, the direct approach it was! The air hung around them froze. The only sound was the class continuing on the other side of the wall. Sasuke's mouth opened, then closed. He rose his hand up as if to ask a question, then dropped it. "Sasuke. I'm serious, I'm pregnant and I have the proof—at my house. I only took a test because I lost my lunch all over Neji's living room! Gaara told him that I was just sick then he took me to the store to buy a test." He'd spent all the money he had on multiple tests, needing to be sure. He thought about telling Sasuke over the phone, or making Gaara do it, but in person was always best. So, here he was, telling him.

Silence.

"Are you trying to trap me?" Sasuke demanded, balling his fists at his side. He took a step toward the blonde. "This is not the kind of game I want to play with you, dumbass." He couldn't believe what he was hearing, Sasuke would not believe what he was hearing. There was no way he had gotten... What kind of cruel world was this? Naruto, for him to tell him something like this...

Blue eyes widened, stumped by the accusation. "I'm not playing any kind of game! Why would I joke about something this serious? You know me—you know I'm not toying with you! I am serious."

"No, no, no. You're not going to pin this on me—you're pregnant. There's no way to even prove its mine." Sasuke shook his head, his face going blank. Like a wall. "We've been through a lot, but this is not going to be added to that list. If you really are pregnant, you're not going to pull me down along with yourself." His obsidian eyes looked straight through Naruto, not wanting to see the hurt on his face but not weak enough to shy away from it.

Unfortunately, today was not the day Sasuke was brave enough. He was more scared than ever.

"Do you have any idea what you've done?"

"Last time I checked, this was not the kind of person you were. I didn't know you we're a filthy liar."

"I am not—you know what? You're nothing more than a bastard, I hate you."

"I hate you too."

"Go to hell!" Naruto spun around and stormed away, not bothering to look back at the raven, with that impassive face. His eyes were burning, but he moved on until he reached the boys bathroom, then he locked the door and sank to the ground. The blonde man clenched his teeth together with rage and tried ignoring the hot wetness dripping from the corners of his eyes. This was stupid, stupid, stupid! Naruto hit his head against the door of the restroom, pulling hard on his golden locks.

All the times he used protection—but this one time—with that stupid bastard—

And now he was... over. His life was over, his future had ended, no one would ever trust him again. People would talk—oh, they would have so much to say about stupid, dead last Naruto Uzumaki! How they knew he would be the one to end up this way, how he was always the promiscuous type, how they wish he wouldn't have royally fucked up and could've graduated.

How Naruto's senior year had been ruined by his own bad choices. But no one would say anything about the bastard. As far as they knew, they would never bat an eyelash toward the Uchiha.

You know I couldn't tell you what happen with Naruto being shot 'till next chapter! I know I'm horrible, but this is my longest chapter by far, review please.

Shout Outs: Goshikku Hime wa Yami-san and Ilindora. And a guest reviewer!

Guys, next chapter is the LAST chapter. It might end up being longer than this one, I'm not sure. Then I'll have my epilogue, and that's that. Thank you for staying so long.