A/N: here is the first stuff with boys, yay! I love scenes with boys, yay!
Disclaimer: I own nothing you recognize. But the character named Kelly is mine so back off. The rest belongs to my odd little mind given ideas, characters, and settings by Mrs. Rowling.
Chapter 2: In which The Idiot goes Shopping and Buys Sexy Underwear"Oh come off it, Hermione, we won't laugh, promise," said Kelly, trying to coax Hermione out of the dressing room stall.
It was a Hogsmeade weekend and the girls had decided to force Hermione into going shopping in order to begin her on the right road to sexiness.
"Hermione, open the door and come out or I am coming in," said Kelly.
"No, I look horrible in this tuff and I won't buy it."
"Then I'll buy it for you, whatever, but you're coming out here and you are going to wear that stuff when we tell you it is appropriate for a certain occasion."
"No."
"That's it, I'm coming in, Hermione."
Kelly pushed her way into the stall and Hermione shrieked as she did so. "Girls," called Kelly, "go look for some new underwear, Hermione needs a step up from cotton briefs and boring white bras."
"You got it boss," said Lavender as she and their other two roommates spread out through the shop and passed several pretty bras and pairs of panties through the crack in the door to Kelly who was arguing with Hermione about trying it all on. It was always nice to have a clothing shop in Hogsmeade that understood the students' need to have camouflage clothes when they weren't in school.
Finally all five of the girls emerged from the depths of the shops, laden with several bags of not just their own stuff, but of Hermione's as well. They had done they're very best to get her a complete closet makeover and had succeeded with flying colors.
They headed up to the castle for dinner and Lavender made the brilliant suggestion that they shrink their parcels and put them in their pockets so that they could walk a bit more easily. This proposal was greeted with calls of "brilliant idea" and "sounds great."
They walked by a group of Ravenclaw boys as they passed The Three Broomsticks and they grinned as they felt the gazes of the boys follow them up the street. Their weekend clothes were much more fun to put on than their school uniforms.
When they reached their dorms, the real work began. They pulled Hermione to the bathroom and began to apply makeup to her face and fix her bushy brown-blondish hair. Kelly pulled it high into a ponytail that she fixed in a knot with two dark blue chopstick-looking things that complimented the chocolate brown of Hermione's eyes. Lavender and her best friend stepped back, satisfied with their brilliant makeup job. Hermione's eyes stood out perfectly with just the lightest tough of beige shadow and chestnut eyes liner with black mascara. Her lips looked full and pouty with the pink lipstick that shimmered in the candle lights on the bathroom counters.
They dragged her back to their room and forced her into a pair of new just below the waist jeans and a light pink t-shirt that dipped in the front, revealing a very small amount of cleavage. They were pleased with their work and stood back to admire it before getting themselves ready, all the while talking to each other.
"So, who is the practice guy for out little experiment?" asked Lavender.
"I was thinks Seamus, any objections?" When there were none, Kelly, with help from the others, explained to Hermione the true meaning of flirting and what was to be expected of her this evening.
An hour later the five of them emerged into the Great Hall, where all the students were talking about their day off and sitting about in normal street clothes for when they didn't need to wear their school uniforms. Seamus was sitting at the table with Dean Thomas and the girls sat Hermione next to him. He glanced over at her and did a double take.
"Hermione, is that you? Wow," said Seamus. The girls encouraged Hermione with a kick in the shin under the table.
"Hi, Seamus, you like the new me? The still scholarly me, but the new appearance me nonetheless. I think I'll stop talking now."
"No, no don't stop. I love the new you. You look…. you look…. well, you look gorgeous."
Across the hall a certain young wizard was openly staring at the girl talking to Seamus Finnigan. He had already decided one thing about her, was out of Seamus' league, but right in his. He smiled slightly as she laughed at something before returning to her cheesecake. He would have his fun. No girl could resist him. Not that any had ever tried to, but, one could, he supposed. Draco Malfoy, sex god extraordinaire, returned to eating his dinner, a plan forming in his mind.
A/N: Short, I know and I don't care. Just review it people or else I won't ever post the really good smut scenes. Just the watered down versions that have nothing interesting happening in them.