A/N: Did you enjoy that last chapter? Good, because I typed it up in less than thirty minutes, and used little to no effort. Yet there are some authors who do their best and can't come near what I did. But I do hope that one day; I can be as bad as them. I'm such an ass.
And due to the fact that I despise Ash, Misty, and the mere thought of them as a couple, I hope to make this chapter thrice as worse as the last. Credit goes to Bittersweet Romanticide for some things that I would have otherwise omitted. Damn you Microsoft Word...which is why I've made a move to WordPad! heh.
Right, onto the Pokéshipping bashing! Well actually, the entire chapter's shit, but the Pokéshipping should be the worst. HEH.
But be prepared; this thing is so terrible it made me sick. I went back and edited it to ADD mistakes. I don't think there's a single period in here after this author note, lol.
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So ash was sitting outside the sinnoh LEague champon chip building by himself he had just beat the first guy in the first match and was waiting for the next round so he could beat the next guy who was paul then dawn came over to him to let him know she was rooting for him And off corse daen was wering her cheerleading out fit
dawn: hey ash dont wory were all roting for you
ash: yah i no but thanks anyway daw
dawn: no problem ash
ash: hey dawn do you kno were brok is
dawn: umm I think hes flitrig with a girl somwere ovr ther
ash looked over to were dawn was pointing and yup you guessed it ther was broc flirting with another prettty girl but before he could scar the ppor girl any more crogunk his poKEmon came out of nowere in a BRIGHT flash of lite and hit brok in the belly with sum move that i forgot the name of but it hurt him reel bad and caused brok to fall over in pane while brock was hurt crogunk grabbed his foots and dragged the poKEmon breeder offf to somewhere (I dont know where so stop asking me!!1!!!11!)
ash: thats brok for you
dawn: yup he never changes hey ash wens yur next battel
ash: um i dont no
dawn rolld her eyes and lewked up at the really big elektronik display that was at lest twice as big as ash and dawn togehtr(no, this isnt perlshipping thatz gross!!11!!!1) wen dawn saw teh timez for the matches she told ash
dawn: ash you next battle doesnt happen untill tommorrow so why dont we get some sleep
ash: thats cool cause now i dont have to worry about staying up late ill see you in the morning kay dawn
dawn: okay ash see you in the morning then
so then ash and dawn went to ther own rooms because if they shared a room then that would be really nasty and groos and stuff but anywayz ash was in his room lying on his bed caus beds ar where you sleep
ash: hey pikachu ar you stilll awak buddie
pikachu: yea im awake wat do you want
ash: i was just wonderin thats all
pikachu: well if thats all then im going to sleep
ash: no wait i need to ask you sumthing
pikachu: what is it im tired
ash: i no ur tired but wen do you think well see misty again
pikachu: its been a long tim scince we seen misty hey wen ar you gonna tell her u liek her
ash: what are you talkin about pikachu mistys my best freind
pikachu: yea but u want it too be moore than that
ash: okay fine you got me but how did you find out
pikachu: duh ash pokEmon can read ther trainers thots evin if they arnt sykick
ash: reaaly i never new that bfor
pikachu: no im just kiddimg but a trainers pokEMon no what ther trainer iz feeling so thats how i no but i dont no about any off the othr pokEmon cuz they havnt been wit u as long as me
ash oh okay thats cool i gess
pikachu: so are yu gona tell misty next tine we see hr
ash: ah i thot youd for get about that
pikachu: well im not stupd u no
ash: i wasnt sayin u were stupd but i jus thot yo wuld for get cuz we didnt talk about it for a wile
pikachu: oh ok then but relly wen r u gonna tel her
ash: i dont no but i hop tht she fells the same
pikachu: wel if yo rmembr form the last timr in joto tht u saw her then u wuld no, but i gess tha yo wernt payin atenshun
ash: wat do u men pikachu
pikachu: u will find out soon good nite ash
ash: okay watever u say good nite pikachu
so after ther relly relly long conversashin ash and pikachu finaly went too slep
the next morning
ovr in cerulen gim misty just got don beetin som trainer who tried to beat her but lost
misty: now that that's ovr with i can go get redy to see ash
daisy: oh ur boyfreind
misty: wat ar u takin about daisy ash is my best frend adn im going to see him thats all okay
daisy: well you are freakin out about it and hes all the way in the SInnoh region wich is relly relly far so i jest gessed he was ur boyfrend
misty: weel ur wrong so there im leaving now okay bye
daisy: wait how ar yo goin to get there
misty: on garuhdos duh
daisy: but garuhdos is a water pokEmon and that wuld take a relly long time
misty: but garados is also part flyin type so he can fly
daisy: oh i didnnt no that
misty: well now u do byebye
daisy: bye misty and be sur to say hi to ur boyfrend for me
misty: just shut up already
and wiht that misty took off on garadoses back
ash had just got beten by paul becuz paul is a big jerk ho i dont like and i think he shuld die for being so mean to everyone evin pokEmon but anywayz ash was now on a bench with his head facing the cemnet wich was the sidwak oh and i forgot to menshun brok and dawn ar ther tryin to cher him up but cant becuz hes to sad tht he lost
dawn: come on ash u did ur best u shuld be happy u made it thsi far
brok: yea dawns rite u did ur best so thats wat maters
ash: im hapy u guys ar tryin to cher me up but i thimk i juust ned a bit if timr to myslf
so thne ash got up and waked away form dwn and brokc intoo the city( i forgot its name so dont ask about that) but as i ws sayin ash was in the cite and was walkin aroun and was loking in the diffferent shopps cuz he had nuthing bettr to do now tha he was ot of the SInnoh league just ten he herd a bunh of ppl screming an runnin awy frm sumthin but he didnt care becuz of hw depressd he was but becuz he wonderd wat all the pepel wer runnin for he loked up and saw...MISTY!1!!!1!!
ash: misty is tht relly u and y are u on a flyin garuhdos i thot tey were water typs
misty: yes ash its relly me and garuhdos ar part flyin typ duh
ash: i dont car abot te garuhdos im just so happy to se yu
misty: i no wat u men i jest had to com an see u i missd u to much
ash: i wuz gonna se u wen i got back 2 kano but i dont think i will have 2 now
misty: yeh but u culd still comm se mee anyway
ash: yea ur rigt i guess hey misty i have somthin to tell u
misty: wat is it ash im listning
ash: i luv u i alwayz hav but i nvr new it untl jest last nite
misty: oh ash i luv u so much u have no clu how long ive luved u
but before misty culd finish ash grabed her and gave her a dep and luving kiss wich misty of corse liekd a hole lot
many yers latr
priest: ash ketchm, do u tak misty to be ur bride
ash: i do
priest: and misty watr flowr, do u take ash to b ur husband
misty: i do
priest: tehn wiht te power investd in me, I annonce u husband and wife. the groom may kisss te bride
ash ten gave misty a dep and passshunit kiss jest liek ther fisrt on
ash: I luv u misty
misty: I luv u to ash
TE END
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I do think that I've accomplished my mission of making a terrible chapter, heh. But it was a little long for my liking (5 pages on Microsoft Word), that doesn't make up for how bad it is. Truth be told, this took very little time to write; just going back and fucking everything up took a lot of time. XD
But I think I could make it even worse by having all the dialogue clumped together in paragraphs...WITHOUT QUOTATIONS. Now that'd be fun to try and guess whose talking, heh.
It also appears that Pikachu can talk just like everybody else; I did this because damn near everyone else does. Sure, some people put the Pokémon text in bold or italics, or put a special symbol with the quotations ("translated Pokémon speech"), but others don't do that, giving the impression that humans and Pokémon speak the same language, which they don't, as you should know by now.
I thank Bittersweet Romanticide once more, because she brought to my attention several quite a few things that were present in this chapter, and will be making recurring appearances in future ones. I can't believe I was stupid enough to not include all the basics...some one slap me... –Gets slapped- Ouch. But I do think I did a pretty good job of implementing most, if not all, of those ideals. AND YES I AM TRYING TO BRAG, DEAL WITH IT.
And remember, all review replies (among other information) go in the resource chapter, which would be the last one.
Oh yeah, an important matter; FlameFiend needs your help. I need a wee bit of help in future ships to mutilate. I'm not too keen on the anime, as I stopped watching it as soon as I saw the first bit of Contestshipping. I nearly gagged when I saw that...but anyways. The resource chapter has more information in it, so go there for the other stuff. That's all I've got...
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