Holy shit, I actually got reviews! I didn't think people would actually review it, heh. Right, I'm going to reply to the reviews at the beginning, just to counter everyone else who does it after the chapter.

Be warned, though; this list is going to get pretty damn long. Oh, and here's a little bit of info;

Bold names are signed reviews;

Italic names are anonymous;

Underlined names are PMs.

And the date is pretty much self-explained; if that needs to be explained, then you have problems and shouldn't even be allowed access to the internet.

And really, these replies are only for those who care to read them; but if you actually read through them all, even if you don't submit a single review...CONGRATUALATIONS, NO ONE CARES. heh.

12/11/07

soaringdragon43: You obviously didn't read the last part of my chapter correctly; you've just inspired me to make the Pokéshipping chapter worse. But I must agree with you; all these Advanceshipping stories are getting a bit annoying. But then again, I could say the same about all the Pokéshipping ones; every story that isn't AAMayL is either DAML or AAML. So it's not just the Advanceshippers that have no creativity.

That helps quite a bit. I haven't seen any fics that have the entire dialogue end like that, but I'll make sure that at least one chapter in this story does. I agree with you once more; all these romance fics are making me sick. And mainly it's because the characters confess their love like this;

"I have something important to tell you, (character 2)", said (character 1)

"What is it, (character 1)?" (Character 2) asked.

"I...I love you" (Character 1) said.

"I love you too!" (Character 2) said, hugging character 1 tightly. The two then shared a deep and passionate kiss.

DEAR LORD, KILL ME NOW. Seriously, over half of the confessions are damn near identical to that. And every time I see that type of confession, I run to the bathroom and empty my stomach of its contents...

the shadow of hell: Sarcastic little bastard, ain'tcha? Nice magnetism relation though, gotta give you that. But seriously, you could have put a little more effort into that cheap flame...-sigh- But I will try to make future chapters as terrible as some make them.

And that is all for the reviews. One was from a person who's apparently a Pokéshipper and doesn't want their ship bashed, which is going to happen anyway. And the other came from some dude who I have a feeling is going to "flame" this story again. JOY.

Right, the next chapter will be out whenever I post it. Seeing as Pokéshipping is my most hated ship next to Contestshipping, it WILL be next. I think I should edit that CS chapter; then again, it does make for a deceitful beginning for anyone who reads this. Heh, I think I'll leave it.

Bittersweet Romanticide: I...I don't know if I can do it THAT bad...but I will try. I can do the webchat, no prob. But I'm going to have problems with the typos and other grammar things; Microsoft Office Word catches EVERYTHING. But I could always make a move to Notepad, heh. Even then, I'd have to edit it to MAKE the typos, lol. But I'll do my best at making it horrible...and that's for the "flame". I swear, most of these flames are dripping with sarcasm. And I almost checked your profile for that story too, heh.

Flame like you wanted: Joy. Yet ANOTHER sarcastic one. Maybe I shouldn't have announced that this'd be a parody...

Flameboo: This is seriously the funniest thing I've ever read. I knew I'd be getting hell, but I didn't think it'd be like THIS. I mean, dude...could you get anymore sarcastic? Gave me a good laugh, even one can practically see the sarcasm dripping off of the words.

Well that's interesting. It's seven o' clock right now, and I just had dinner...O.O I don't want to know if that's coincidence or not...

12/12/07

Lunarshade29: All day yesterday FFN was down for some reason. Or maybe it was just the morning, I gave up trying to submit the Pokeshipping chapter after about an hour. A long hour, filled with cussing at my computer and FFN. Right moving on...

And that first chapter wasn't as bad as they come, but I've decided to use it as a tool of deception. And you want to see bashing? Read the Pokeshipping chapter. HEH.

I'll give your story a flame whenever I fucking feel like it, YA HEAR ME?! lol I have too much time...which is why I should have flamed your stories already, but due to how lazy I am, I haven't. I'll do so sometime today.

And concerning that flame...YOU FAIL. You aren't supposed to say shit about yourself, only the lame excuse for an author who wrote the story. But not bad for a first flame, I guess...and I hate barney. Fucking pedophile.

Ash can't be used in future submissions because he's already been used. And I know that he's in more ships than the pixels on my screen. But that's part of the challenge, heh. And May's ship-count is damn close to his. But I think it's because the people who make these damned things just pair up the characters randomly. -sigh- dumbasses.

the shadow of hell: Great. Something tells me that I'm going to be hearing from you again before this story's over...LOVELY. And if you wish to talk about something, I'd prefer it if you PM or e-mailed me; I don't need a shit-load of reviews that are nothing but conversation.

12/13/07

Lolita of The Damned: I guess this means I achieved my goal. Now, to make it even worse than other Pokeshipping fics! -maniacle laughter-

And yes, I know the ContestShipping chapter was acceptable. But it's only in that state because 1) I'm too lazy to go back and change it, and 2) it makes for an excellent deceptive beginning, fooling everyone who reads that chapter and thinks the next will be the same. Oh, how wrong they are...HEH.

Drew isn't a gullible person, even though damn near every author on FFN makes him one. Though I was initially going to have him cut straight to the kiss, I decided to include that piece to make the chapter more like other CS fics out there. But I really didn't want to include it...

And Ikarishipping, you say? No problem, as I've been thinking about that one for a while. how in the world would Dawn and Paul ever love each other? They don't even LIKE eachother for cryin' out loud! Well, I'll work out something, don't worry. I might have to go read some Ikarishipping one-shots first though.

But seriously, I think there's only one way Dawn and Paul could be together; Dawn would piss off Paul so much that he'd tie her down and rape her. Well, she'd be WITH him, even if it's not how she wanted...HEH. That'd make for a pretty good AFF one-shot...

Lunarshade29: Flaming yourself isn't good, nor is admitting it...and I'm surprised that your sidekick Homicidal Manaphy didn't make an appearance...damn I love that thing.

It would make people cry, you say? lol that's interesting...

Well, considering that you do seem a bit wrapped up with Pokemorphs, I guess so. But then again, I'm not much different; I can go from reading a Dr. Suess book from my younger years to pulling out a cheap porn and critizising it while trying not to laugh my ass off at how cheap it is. Yup. That's F-F, for ya.

ANYWAYS, I'm getting off topic. I was going to mash everything together, but then i figured that it'd be too hard to read, thus no one would want to read it and I wouldn't get as many flames for bashing Pokeshipping. Hell, I havent even gotten any for the Contestshipping...maybe I should suggest it in a forum? heh.

Bittersweet Romanticide: Erm...I never said your comment had to do anything with ships in general. I simply said it helped a bit with turning the rest of the story to shit. And I don't recall ever saying anything about being biased either. Don't quite know where you got that from.

As far as the quality of shipping fics; I'm just basing that off of all the recent shit. Yet I'm quite sure that every ship has its good and bad fics. So now I can refer to you to the overall quality of shipping fics? lol jk Or am I?

This story is SUPPOSED to be bad. That's the main reason it's in the parody category. And that'll only become more blatant with the next addition, whenever the hell that'll be.

I don't know if this hasn't become clear to you yet, but the LAST thing I want is good reviews. I am making fun of all these damned shipping fics around here. I doubt I'll be getting very good feedback, except from all those damned smartasses. And the survival of this fic doesn't really matter; it's just something I'm doing in my spare time. It has little to no importance to me at all. So if it dies, it dies; I'm only doing this to piss people off.

Homosexual pairs, eh? Not a problem. Though it would help quite a bit if you specified which ship/pair...-.- As far as palletshipping...I guess I could work something out. Though I have no clue how long it'd take me to get something out; I'm not an expert on Gary's personality, so I don't know how i'd be able to mutilate it. Only time will tell...

This is all...FOR NOW.

Edn

Da list o' people that can't be in future ships (hereafter referred to as 'Da list');

Ash

Drew

May

Misty

And more will be added as we go. Remember, only characters from the anime and games, not the manga. F-F doesn't read manga.

So that means no Advanceshipping, sorry soaringdragon43. Actually no, I'm not sorry. But that does suck for you and anyone else who wanted to see Advanceshipping bashed. Believe it or not, I find that most Advanceshipping stories are better written than Contest or Pokéshipping stories. But I do despise the ones that are a cheap rip-off of others, which there are quite a few of. Hell, I might just include and Advanceshipping chapter at the end or something...

So any other ships involving those listed above aren't allowed. But I am willing to make an exception; if someone shows me a story that looks like a three-year-old wrote it, I might get convinced to bash the ship that's in it. But it all depends...

Remember, FlameFiend doesn't like to think, so give the lazy bastard ideas for ships to bash! I'm considering Ikarishipping, but I haven't seen very many fics for it; but I may just bash it because its name looks like Dawn's Japanese name, Hikari. Oh yeah, SO creative... [/ sarcasm

And that is all for now. Oh wait, were you expecting a chapter? HA! I said this was going to be as shit a story as possible, and including an author note as its own chapter had to be included. When I add the Pokéshipping chapter, this 'chapter' won't disappear into oblivion; it'll be bumped to chapter 3. It will always be the last chapter, as a resource for anyone to view. Only when this fic is completed (which is quite a distance) will this chapter be taken down. I'll edit it as we go, obviously; I'll add all the review-replies to here so they don't bog down the actual chapters.

'Da list' will also grow with new submissions, naturally. I wonder how big it'll get...only time will tell, I suppose. But there are several people in the anime/games, so I think it'll grow quite a bit. But its length is pretty dependent on the readers, as I only started this to bash the common ships. The only exception to this is Rocketshipping; despite the fact that Jessie and James are bumbling idiots, I think that ship is the only one that could really become canon. And there aren't too many Rocketshipping fics out there.

Okay, THAT is all, for the time at least. This chapter will be edited on a regular basis, so be sure to check back after the addition of a new chapter. Or not, its your choice...

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