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Chapter 5: Never Trust People in Beds
Hermione stared at the four girls and the items in front of them that covered the red and gold bed cover. Kelly was smiling at her from the top of the bed where she sat on the pillows. When Kelly smiled like that, you backed up very, very slowly. She looked something like a leopard on the prowl of some poor defenseless animal. Parvarti put a locking spell on the door and smiled as she tilted her head to the side
"Hermione," said Kelly," how nice of you to join us. I'm going "shopping" and I thought that you might want to come along."
"You're going to what?" Hermione said rather skeptically.
"Shopping."
"Where? We can't go to Hogsmeade right now."
"Kelly, calm down. You've never asked her to accompany you before so she wouldn't know what you are talking about," said Lavendar, trying to soothe Kelly's exasperation. To Hermione she said, "Mione, what she means is that she wants to go patrol the hallways for single young gentleman to, oh how to put this lightly, um, introduce her self to? I don't know, somebody else explain it."
Parvarti piped up, "What Lavendar is trying not to tell you is that Kelly likes to go check out the boys around the school after hours."
Hermione looked at them with a raised eyebrow for a moment before she smiled slightly and said, "Sure. Why not?"
They all stared at her in complete and utter disbelief at the answer. Kelly, looking at the others, got up and pushed Hermione down into the space that she had just occupied.