Alright, I think only 3 people are reading this. Last chapter it was only two because KKB is a homophobic. And yet he still voted? Any way here's the new chapter which only 3 people will be reading. I love you 3 people! Enjoy and R and R! (And please give me ideas!)
"Hello and welcome back to Hetalia: House of Drama! Now please wait while we swap to Script-Format!" Prussia sighed. He was beginning to hate this job.
Prussia: Awesome! We're back!
Russia: We should probably explain why we're in script today, da.
Prussia: This episode's challenge is Truth or Dare! We forgot to tell you guys to send some in for us cannon characters but oh well.
Jinxed-Wolfie: Dude! NO!
ilurrrverussia: (to Jinxed-Wolfie) Come on. Let's go home. (Lures Jinxed-Wolfie out of the room with a Russia doll.)
Russia: So glad she didn't see me.
Prussia: Which one?
Russia: Both of them. They're like Belarus but not pretty.
Prussia: Meow! Like all brilliant Truth or Dare fics, please welcome our other co-host, ilurrrverussia!
(Girl who looks like cute, cuddly version of Harriet Potter skips on to the stage.)
ilurrrverussia: (fan girl-squeal) RUSSIA!
Russia: (begins to shake) No! Don't! Please! Nyet!
Prussia: Be awesome, this is a T fanfic so she can't forcefully make you become one with her. *shudders*
ilurrrverussia: (giggles evilly) What a shame!
Russia: (laughs nervously) H-hey, meet your own OC! (Thrusts Vienna to her)
Prussia: You know you're awesome when you've seen an OC and their creator hug.
Canada: (to Prussia) I'm awesome? (Smiles happily)
Prussia: Errrrr no, Canada, don't even go there.
Canada: (Sadly) Okay. *millions of Canada fan girl coo* (then happy) you recognised me!
England: PrussiaxAmerica!
ilurrrverussia: Seriously? IT'S CANADA!
Prussia: (whispering to Russia) Now, Russia, play the theme song!
Russia: (sings into his vodka bottle) I-I love you like a love song baby! I-I love you like a love song baby! I-I love you like a love song baby!
Prussia: RUSSIA!
Russia: Let's go and find our contestants!
(Back in the boys room)
Japan: Come downstairs!
Dublin: Yes sir!
Runcorn: (whines to Dublin) not another challenge!
Vatican: Shouldn't we get changed first?
Russia: Nyet, just get down there before I force you to!
(In the Girl's room)
Hungary: Come on girlies!
Warsaw: Yay! Like totally!
Vienna: (just woke up) Please, Aunt Hungary, I want to go back to bed.
Czech: Come on bed head! (Grabs Vienna's arm and rushes down the stairs.)
In the EHoT...
"Before we start the game we need to perform the Dock of Mock ceremony. Line up kids!" Prussia shouted. Sure putting up with a bunch of grumpy teenagers was pretty un-awesome but at least Prussia could scream down microphones.
"You all know what's going to happen. Russia will throw chocolates at the people who are staying in." ilurrrverussia yawned. Gosh how she hated showing up in her own fanfics.
"Vienna! Copenhagen! Runcorn! Dublin! Hawaii! Alaska! London! Czech!" Russia called out as he thrown chocolates to them.
"OMG! That's like totally not fair!" Warsaw whined.
"I wonder why someone would want to vote me out." Vatican frowned, still looking all innocent and angelic.
"Perhaps it was because you hurt poor Berlin?" London huffed.
"Vatican!" Russia called happily, throwing the last chocolate to Vatican.
"WHAT! Russia's like totally fixed the votes!" Warsaw screamed.
"I'm sorry Warsaw but now you can go see Vilnius?" London patted Warsaw's back gently.
"Well I got this far! Good luck mates!" Warsaw smiled, hugging all the girls. Even Vienna.
"COUGH!" Runcorn shouted before glomping Warsaw.
"I want some of that action!" Dublin laughed, jumping in.
"Quickly move or I'll whack you all." Hungary said darkly, her pan high up in the air.
"Okay everyone back inside!" Prussia yawned. If he was at home, he'd be watching the bird channel, not this.
Back inside...
"Now it all kicks off!" Prussia beamed as he got out his awesome pop-up stage (he's awesome, what's to argue?) and stood on it.
"Okay kiddies! You are all to sit a circle and keep your limbs to yourselves." ilurrrverussia commanded.
"Myrtle, darling, they're not dressed yet." England sighed gently, resting his hand on the girl's shoulders.
"I know. Quick kiddies, up you go whilst Prussia talk to our readers!" ilurrrverussia hissed. The contestants raced up the stairs as fast as they could, eager to beat Dublin to the bathroom.
"Okay, we have looked at all your dares you awesome people have sent in and we're doing ALL OF THEM! And we have the awesome West and Tomato-head on the phones." Prussia beamed, giving the camera a flashy smile.
"Yes, Berlin, I will tell him that you love him. Nein Berlin, I'm not killing Wien… Because she's innocent!" Germany sighed.
"I DON'T CARE! I'M GOING TO FUCKING STAY UP TO MIDNIGHT IF I WANT TO!" Romano shouted to the poor person (Spain) down the line.
"We will now be switching to script format!" Prussia grinned as ilurrrverussia pressed a button on her magical remote control.
Prussia: Here are all our un-awesome teens!
(Contestants groan as they enter. Except Hawaii, who was kind of scared.)
ilurrrverussia: Actually kiddies, sit in a line! We'll get the poor soul to stand up to the front.
Prussia: Alright! Now we have our first ever truth and dares from the beautiful Nightshade 974!
Nightshade974: Dares, Truths and OCs, oh my. Maybe have them explain why they are the way they are for a truth? And for a dare how about having to hang around the person they like least?
America: I'm so proud of her.
England: So, why are you all complete moodies?
Dublin: We're teens?
Sealand: (popping from nowhere) That's ageism!
England: Go home and watch Harry Potter!
Copenhagen: I'm just a naturally forgiving person.
Vienna: (unsure of what to answer) I'm Austrian?
Czech: I've had a rough life with Prussia and Germany as my brothers. That's why I'm a tomboy (goes on and on but Canada is pointing the camera to everyone else because he's the camera man.)
Hawaii: I'm nice because I want to show the world Aloha! And I'm pretty clueless because I'm only a small, isolated island.
England: That's no excuse!
Alaska: I'm the way I am to show everyone that not all Americans are idiots.
Hawaii: (angry) what did you say about my America?
Runcorn: I'm the way I am because the Government hate me. They make me share the same council as Widnes. I'm the pure-blood brother of Liverpool and I'm also in his scouse mafia! (Looks into the camera) Love you sexy babes! We'll never walk alone!
Dublin: I'm ridiculously camp and lovable because Irish people get bad press. I'm here to sort that out.
Vatican: I'm the way I am because that's the way God made me.
Vienna: You can't beat that answer.
Prussia: I'm me because I'm awesome! (Turns to Vienna) I've just beaten Vatican.
Runcorn: London's London because she's a spoilt brat. (turns to London) I hate you.
London: (turns her nose up at Runcorn) Hate you too!
Prussia: Let's get you all seated out then. On the very end we'll have Hawaii because she's nice. Then Alaska and then Vienna. Then Runcorn, then London, then Copenhagen, then England, then Dublin and then Vatican. Oh and last Czech.
England: (going mad at the awesome Prussia) why am I having to sit with them?
Prussia: Just shut up and sit down!
(Everyone gets sat down)
ilurrrverussia: Now, France, SIT ON ENGLAND'S LAP!
France: Ahononon! (Jumps on to England's lap)
Prussia: (Leans Canada because he's laughing so hard.) Next, Alaskerlurver!
Alaskerlurver: I love you Alaska! Marry me?
Alaska: We've been through this. I don't believe in love!
America: Awwww come on dude! Say yes!
Alaska: No!
Alaskerlurver: I dare London to let Runcorn, Dublin and Copenhagen pluck her eyebrows!
ilurrrverussia: That's why we made you hurry because we knew London was bound to forget something!
London: WHAT? NO!
Dublin: YES!
Runcorn: (gets some rope) sit down, London.
Copenhagen: I'm sorry but this is not me.
Prussia: You have to.
Copenhagen: Fine. But I'm not happy about it. I'll go get my tweezers.
Runcorn: We can use scissors! (Turns to London and grins evilly)
London: NO!
Prussia: Whilst we're waiting for Copenhagen, we'll have a look at our mail.
AwsumFanGirl123: I love you Prussia! (Bows at his awesomeness!)
Prussia: That's why I love my fan girls. They always agree with me!
AwsumFanGirl123: I dare Hawaii to try and touch Mt. Fuji!
Hawaii: Wait, what?
Czech: (does a spit take)
Prussia: Even I know what that means! But then again, I'm awesome.
ilurrrverussia: Here comes Copenhagen!
Runcorn: *Pluck*
London: OUCH!
Dublin: *pluck*
London: STOP!
Copenhagen: I'm going to regret this... *pluck*
London: TORTURE!
Prussia: Keep up the work guys! Now Hawaii...
Hawaii: I know...
Russia: (pulls Japan on to the stage) Hawaii needs to talk to you for a minute!
Japan: (nods) Sure. What is it?
Hawaii: *Grab*
Japan: W-what is going on?
Hawaii: Mount Fuji was smaller than I expected.
Everyone: O.o
Prussia: (laughs awkwardly) Next up is Night Paradox.
Night Paradox: I'm a huge ViennaxAlaska fan...
Austria+Vienna+Russia+Alaska+America: O.o NO!
Night Paradox: So I dare Alaska to kiss Vienna and I want Vienna (for a truth) to say how it felt!
Alaskalurver: HE'S MINE! (Grabs Alaska)
Moscow: SHE'S MINE! (Pops out of nowhere and glomps Vienna)
Russia: (confused) I thought I left you back home?
Moscow: (sheepishly) Well... Budapest was just passing our house and offered me a lift...
Russia: But Budapest is nowhere near our house. He's not even near Seychelles!
Moscow: (Looks down to Vienna and whispers) I've been caught. See you later. (Runs off)
Prussia: Now Alaska, go!
Vienna: (to her creator) Help!
ilurrrverussia: I'm sorry, no favouritism.
Alaska: (catches Vienna off guard) *peck*
Vienna: No sparks.
Russia: (laughs) She'll be turning in her grave!
Prussia: Grave?
Russia: Errrrr... I mean house!
Prussia: Next is KingKenny'sButler!
KingKenny'sButler: Okay, I have two dares and one truth. First, just to break the romance like the Anti-Cupid I am, Vienna has to kick Moscow in the "sensitive area".
Vienna: Now you're taking the pisse!
England: (turns to Prussia) is that supposed to have "e" on the end?
Prussia: (Shouts awesomely) GERMAN! WOOF! WOOF!
Russia: May Vienna Rest In Peace. Wallop.
England: Wallop? (Turns to France) STOP TOUCHING BIG BEN!
London: (face turns red) This is so embarrassing!
Prussia: (evil grin) Let's bring out Moscow, shall we?
Canada: Come on, Moscow!
Moscow: (dragging Canada on stage because he's confused) What is it?
Prussia: (smirks evilly) Ja, Vienna? What is it?
Vienna: (looks down sheepishly) Forgive me for what I am about to do.
Moscow: (in his happy, sickening tone) What are you going to do honey?
Vienna: It involves your... Manhood...
Moscow: (completely got the wrong idea) I don't mind my little sunflower! But are you sure you want to do this on live Fanfiction?
Jinxed-Wolfie: Please, we all know this late!
Vienna: (to Jinxed-Wolfie) you're the psycho chic who wanted ViennaxAustria. You're sick.
Austria: Wait, what?!
Prussia: WOAH! Who let Specs in?
Vienna: (turns back to Moscow) Yes, I do.
Moscow: Would we not be a bit comfortable upstair-OW! (Clasps his hands over his manhood)
Vienna: (screams) I'm so sorry! (Hides behind Czech)
Czech: (to Prussia) Bruder, we should move on!
Prussia: (to Czech) I agree.
KingKenny'sButler: I also dare Runcorn to pee on London's leg!
Runcorn: (stands up on his chair and fists the air) YES! I LOVE YOU MASTER!
London: (looks up from her phone) Sorry, I was texting the Queen. What's happening?
Prussia: (to Runcorn) You know what to do.
Runcorn: (takes off his pants and well... you know...)
London: (screams and sobs) DADDY!
England: It's okay my little scone! (Tries to push France off his lap) Get off!
France: Ahononon! London will be fine! (Snuggles up to England)
Prussia: Next, EnglandGirl14!
EnglandGirl14: I dare Vatican be Berlin's uke!
Vatican: I'm sorry but what is a uke?
Japan: (in deep thought) Well...
Prussia: Berlin gets to do whatever he likes to you.
Hungary: (like the weird yaoi fan girl she is) HERE HE IS! (Drags poor German teen behind her)
Berlin: (confused) Why am I here?
Prussia: You have complete utter control over Vatican!
Berlin: (looks at Vatican happily) Really? I want a cuddle!
Vatican: Oh right... I'm pretty sure that's okay... (Gives Berlin an awkward hug)
Berlin: YAY! (Squeezes him tighter) Okay, when I sit down, I want you to sit on my lap!
Germany: (whispers to his awesome brother) Can you believe he's my son?
Prussia: (whispers back) Everyone knows you're a sucker for Italy's cuteness, so ja, I can believe!
Berlin: (strokes Vatican's raven hair with his cheek and cuddles him) I love you so much!
Vatican: (looks like he's going to cry) When am I free?
ilurrrverussia: Well, after this chapter.
Prussia: Now, just to make it fair, we've got ilurrrverussia to do some dares for Czech, Dublin and Copenhagen.
Vatican: (still on Berlin's lap) But what about truths?
Berlin: MY TURN! Does Vatican love his Big Berlin?
Vatican: I meant the viewers!
ilurrrverussia: Why would I ask questions? I've got all the information I need!
Prussia: Czech! You are dared to be girly the next chapter!
Czech: WHAT?
Vienna: (happy) Yay! Let's go shopping! (Drags Czech along with her)
Prussia: Copenhagen is to spend the next chapter with Sweden!
Copenhagen: Whoa, wait!
Prussia: Dublin is to spend the next chapter with England!
Dublin: Hey, that's so not fair!
Prussia: (into the camera) Next chapter is a musical chapter. Any requests to any specific OCs? Send them in! Any last-minute truths you want to make our contestants squirm over? If you vote out Dublin, Copenhagen or Czech we shall still show you our footage next chapter, don't worry! Happy Voting! Deadline ends 30th of April, okay people? Plenty of time for all of you to vote and get your friends in on the act! See you next time on Hetalia: House of Drama!
Canada: Quick word. We shall be ditching this format next chapter. The Author hates using script. Bye bye!
Sorry, writers block, yet again. I won't be updating for a while due to the fact that my laptop charger has committed suicide. Yet again. I would love to say that I can always use KKB's laptop but he likes to hog it. Hopefully he'll be too busy playing on my Harvest Moon DS Cute after Easter. Mwahahaha!
Byieeee my darlings!
ilurrrverussia!