I'm so conflicted. I seriously am. So I'm going to try my best to try and keep a balance. WATCH ME FAIL!
"Hello! And welcome to the awesome Hetalia House of Drama!" Prussia beamed into Canada's camera. "Today we have Specs as our guest star!"
"You shall refer to me as Austria." Austria said firmly.
"Actually, we have a lot of guest stars! But first Russia has to perform his song." Prussia sighed as Russia grabbed his mike and stood on the very top step of the ruby stairs.
"Never going to give you up! Never going to let you down! Never going to run around and desert you!" Russia sang happily. (I did that off the top of my head. Anyone fancy getting me the lyrics?)
"Okay, okay! Now let's see how our unawesome contestants are doing!" Prussia grinned, using his cheesy presenter voice.
(Hey, I just thought, should I make a chapter showing the outtakes?)
In the Girls' Room...
"It's getting more and more empty..." London began pacing around the room. It felt like the room was getting bigger and bigger... But more and more empty...
"Yes but at least we still have each other." Czech smiled before hugging her little Austrian friend.
"I need to have words with you..." Vienna shuffled awkwardly on her bed.
"Come on then. Spill the beans." Czech smirked, still clinging onto her little friend.
"You're the second highest distributer of porn. First is America. I find this out on a Deviant Art comic about Austria." Vienna said concisely.
"I'm an awesome drawer! Besides, big bruder pays me lots for good drawings." Czech winked.
"What are you reading Copenhagen?" London said nervously as her leg began bobbing up and down.
"A book on legends. I love legends!" Copenhagen sighed, clutching her book to her chest.
"I like sunflowers." Russia said as he entered the neon-pink room (One word: Warsaw).
"And I like you." Czech beamed up to the big nation, fluttering her eyelashes at him.
"And I like music." Vienna yawned, putting on her head phones.
"Take them off, we have to go downstairs." Russia whispered to the prissy capital.
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU. I HAVE HEAD PHONES ON." Vienna shouted, pointing to her head phones.
"Czech?" Russia sighed, turning round to Prussia's little sister.
"I know." Czech rolled her eyes as she picked Vienna up bridal-style.
On the landing...
"Lesbian couples. My favourite type of couples!" Dublin remarked as he saw Czech and Vienna.
"I knew that was the reason you weren't into me! I mean, who can resist this?" Runcorn smirked whilst flipping his hair and striking a pose.
"Yes, of course Runcorn." Alaska smiled, patting Runcorn's blonde hair.
"How's the weather up there?" Hawaii asked Alaska.
"It's all fine. How's the weather down there?" Alaska replied, looking down to the small, sunny state.
"It's lovely down here!" Hawaii smiled innocently.
"Then why on Earth is it pissing down over here if England is having droughts." Runcorn moaned.
"Hurry up kiddie-winkles!" Prussia called up.
In the new stage room...
"We had this built because the EHoT is getting a bit mixed up." Prussia explained.
"Awesome!" Dublin grinned as he sat on one of the audience chairs.
"I know, just like me! Today's challenge is to sing in front of our judges. Whoever is the best wins immortality for their team!" Prussia explained.
"Do we get to pick the song?" Vatican spoke up.
"Of course! See you all at eight!" Prussia shrugged, making a shooing gesture with his hand.
In the EHoT...
"MORE PANCAKES!" Dublin demanded to the Frenchman.
"Oui! Coming right up!" France said enthusiastically.
"I could murder a pancake." London groaned, clutching her stomach.
"I could murder an ice cube," Alaska moaned, banging his head on the table.
"Hey, Britain, can you make an ice cube?" Czech called over.
"Before Alaska nukes himself!" Vienna called over.
"HEY! I need time! That frog is hogging the kitchen!" England snapped at the demanding Napoleon Flip Flops.
"Look at this beautiful spread!" Runcorn sighed happily as he helped himself to some mash potatoes.
"Mhmm-mhmm!" Vatican nodded in a happy reply, tucking himself into some pizza.
"Pizza for breakfast?" Copenhagen turned to Vatican.
"Seems like a great idea to me!" Hawaii giggled before taking a bite into her peach. "I grow my own food!"
"I can't. We just grow potatoes and chemicals." Runcorn laughed.
"If only I could grow pizzas." Vatican sighed, gazing lovingly into his pizza.
"Come on team, let's get practicing." Alaska said in a growly tone and left the room. Czech turned to Vienna and Vienna turned to her before shrugging their shoulders in unison and leaving together. London just sipped her tea and pretended that she was loved. What a shame.
Over at the Napoleon Flip Flop base...
"Are you sure we're allowed in here?" London asked once she had caught up with the trio. They seemed to have found one of Seychelles' spare bedrooms.
"Sure we are, as long as we don't trash the place." Czech explained, sitting on the bed.
"Alright, let's see..." Alaska said, pulling out a piece of paper from his pocket, "We all have to have one song each and then a group song."
"I've picked mine." Czech said smugly, "You should sing 'Don't Talk to Me about Love'!"
"I've picked mine out too." Alaska replied to Czech, sitting down next to her. "That just leaves our group song, Vienna's song and London's song."
"Mine's 'Singing in the Rain'" London smiled, sitting next to Alaska.
"I don't know what I'm singing..." Vienna murmured, ashamed that the City of Music herself didn't know which song to sing. Most of the songs she enjoyed were without a vocalist or they were opera, and her voice wasn't THAT strong.
"How about Vienna by Billy Joel?" Alaska asked hastily. In his opinion, the quicker they chose their songs, the more time they could practise. He seriously didn't want to lose this chapter. His team has shrunken considerably!
"Or Vienna by Ultravox? It's a bit classical, with its violin and piano but yet it's still an important song to the 80s. Its synth and classical at the same time." London suggested to the bundle of nerves that was pacing up and down now. (Please, type it into Youtube right now. It's old but it's brilliant. It's my all-time favourite song. I'm going to get buried to it.)
"I do love that song but it's sung by a Scottish man. And it got beaten by Shaddap Ya Face." Vienna shuddered.
"Wait a second." Czech exclaimed, running out before anyone could say anything.
In the EHoT...
"I'm so full." Dublin groaned, rubbing his tummy.
"Pizza..." Vatican sighed happily, rubbing his tummy underneath his robe.
"What song is everybody singing?" Copenhagen asked around.
"My anthem." Runcorn replied, happily tucking into a McDonald's.
"A scouse song." Vatican said in a dreamy voice, "I couldn't find any about pizza."
"You'll find out." Dublin grinned.
"I don't get a choice." Hawaii explained, "Prussia's already chosen mine."
"Denmark's chosen mine as well." Copenhagen added.
"Then what's our group song?" Vatican asked.
"Come here." Dublin laughed, dragging Vatican closer, and then whispering it into his ear...
In the stage room...
"Alright children, rush on to the stage." Canada whispered to the contestants.
"Hello, hello, hello! And welcome to A Factor! A for AWESOME!" Prussia said in his cheesy presenter voice. "Today we have 5 awesome people with us today! Well, 4 awesome and one lame person. Please welcome (or not) our A Factor judges!"
The 5 males stepped on to the stage and waved to the audience, with lots of magnificent swirly lights on them.
"The man who puts boo into Boo-Hoo: It's Simon Cowell!" Simon nods his massive head and smiles at everyone.
"The man who puts the honey in funny: It's Michael McIntyre!" Michael McIntyre smiles at the audience like the lovely bundle of happiness he is.
"The man who puts the OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in boom: It's David Hasslehoff!" David Hasslehoff grins and waves to everybody.
"He puts the ay in gay, the amp in camp, the 'een' in queen: It's Louie Spence!" Louis smiles and does a twirl on the spot.
"He's the 'ame' in lame, the 'issy' in prissy and sissy, the nob in snob: It's Roddy Specs!" Austria growls at stares daggers at Prussia.
"And in the very front row we have our VIPs! Nightshade 974!"
"Alaska all the way!"
"Jinxed-Wolfie!"
"CZECH!"
"Nightingale-Wolf!"
"Equality for bullied OCs!"
"And ilurrrverussia!"
"Rock on my crazy Vatican!"
Jinxed-Wolfie turns her blonde-highlighted head towards her odd friend.
"You're supposed to cheer on your own OC!"
"But Vienna's BORING! Vatican's so cute!" ilurrrverussia replied, jumping with anticipation. (I don't normally jump but I had nothing else to type).
"Let our judges sit down whilst me and Canada open the show!" Prussia grins, before running off stage to get ready. It was pretty obvious that he was buzzing with excitement. Eventually Prussia and Canada both turn up with microphones in hand.
(Bold is Canada, italics is Prussia and both is them both)
Girls call you sexy and you don't care what they say
See every time you turn around they screaming your name
Girls call you sexy and you don't care what they say
See every time you turn around they screaming your name
Now I've got a confession (Ha Ha Ha Ha)
When I was young I wanted attention (Ha Ha Ha Ha)
And I promised myself that I'd do anything (Ha Ha Ha Ha)
Anything at all for them to notice me (Ha Ha Ha Ha)
But I aint complaining
We all wanna be famous
So go ahead and say what you wanna say
You don't know what it's like to be nameless
Want them to know what your name is
'Cause see when I was younger I would say
When I grow up, I wanna be famous, I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies
When I grow up, I wanna see the world, Drive nice cars, I wanna have groupies
When I grow up, Be on TV, People know me, Be on magazines
When I grow up, Fresh and clean, Number one dick when I step out on the scene
Be careful what you wish for 'cause you just might get it
You just might get it, You just might get it
Be careful what you wish for 'cause you just might get it
You just might get it, You just might get it
West used to tell me I was silly (Ha Ha Ha Ha)
Until I popped up on the TV (La La La La)
I always wanted to be a superstar (Ha Ha Ha Ha)
And knew that being awesome would get me this far (La La La La)
(I think we all get the point)
I see them staring at me
Oh I'm a trendsetter
Yes this is true 'cause what I do, no one can do it better
You can talk about me, 'cause I'm a hot topic
I see you watching me watching me and I know you want it
When I grow up, I wanna be famous, I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies
When I grow up, I wanna see the world, Drive nice cars, I wanna have groupies
When I grow up, Be on TV, People know me, Be on magazines
When I grow up, Fresh and clean, Number one dick when I step out on the scene
Be careful what you wish for 'cause you just might get it
You just might get it, You just might get it
Be careful what you wish for 'cause you just might get it
You just might get it, You just might get it
When I grow up, I wanna be famous, I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies
When I grow up, I wanna see the world, Drive nice cars, I wanna have groupies
When I grow up, Be on TV, People know me, Be on magazines
When I grow up, Fresh and clean, Number one chick when I step out on the scene
Be careful what you wish for 'cause you just might get it
You just might get it, You just might get it
Be careful what you wish for 'cause you just might get it
You just might get it, you just might get it.
"I hope you all enjoyed getting your ear drums burst, da!" Russia said happily.
"Now that you're all warmed up, we'll be sending someone to the Dock of Coc- Sorry, Mock." Prussia announced. The lights dimmed low and the room was silent, except Canada asking Russia if he was really that bad.
"Whoever gets a microphone gets to stay in." Nightshade974 explained with ilurrrverussia by her side.
"Okay. Vatican." Nightshade974 said, reading from the list. ilurrrverussia throws the microphone at Vatican.
"Alaska." The microphone lands in his lap.
"Vienna." The microphone whacks her in the head.
"Runcorn." Runcorn has the dignity to walk over for his.
"Dublin." Dublin gets his in the eye.
"I'll do it!" Jinxed-Wolfie laughed at her odd little friend, whom can't throw for her life, and takes over the job.
"Hawaii." Spot on perfect.
"Copenhagen." Copenhagen catches it.
"Now it's between Czech and London." Nightshade974 points out. The tension in the room begins to rise.
"Czech Republic."
"YES!" Czech, Vienna, Nightingale-Wolf and Jinxed-Wolfie shout in unison.
"Now we shall play a fitting song whilst London leaves us." Prussia says in a solemn voice.
"All by yourself!" Everybody sings. Except Liverpool and Runcorn because they're in the Scouse Mafia.
"You'll Never Walk Alone!" Liverpool and Runcorn sang together.
"TTFN- Tah Tah For Now!" London smiled before waving goodbye.
"Okay! Now, please join us after the break when we'll be starting off with Wellington Boots!" Prussia beams to the audience in the studio and most importantly- you.
Sorry for this chapter. Sorry for the chapters to come. I, AM, SO ,SORRY!